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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD

@wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social
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Official account of Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, Head of Dimensional Research at the Arcane University, formerly of the Gammebell Institute for Arcane Arts and Academia. Lv33

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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Colored, rendered, and finished! Thank you, Benet, for letting these old bones try my hand drawing you! Enjoy, friend. @jesteroftheland.bsky.social I tried my newfound rendering techniques out on this one. What do we think, friends? #art #fanart #jester #wizardposting #oops
The image is of a jester with a brown goatee in a pink polkadot-and-striped bodysuit and floppy 3-pointed hat with bells on the tips. He has fallen into an uncomfortable position with his feet over his head and a hand clutching the back wall, the other braced on the floor..
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
At your encouragement, Agatha has taken a sip of the bubbling brew! ...Good heavens, it appears rather potent. #art #OCArt #WizardPosting #witch #transformation #POOF #potion #pinup #sexy
An old, gnarled witch is shown taking a sip from a small, blue teacup, followed by a large POOF sound effect. The witch is then shown fallen to the ground, transformed into a pretty young woman in the same robe from before, hitched up to reveal candy cane stockings and buckle shoes.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
See previous post
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I suppose this is a sort of experiment... in more ways than one. What do you suppose will happen? #art #ocart #fantasy #wizard #witch #potion #wizardposting
A concerned looking blue robed wizard adjusts his spectacles to better read the label on a small brown bottle containing a greenish liquid. The bottle bears a yellow label with black text reading "Juice that makes you explode", but "explode" is scratched out and "SEXY" is written in its place in red ink. In the background is a gnarled witch with black robes and a curious pointed hat, stirring a bubbling cauldron of presumably the same liquid that is in the bottle. She is leering at the wizard.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
At long last, I have collected sufficient data from these arcane beings to begin assembling my notes into a semblance of order for scientific publication. A long and arduous venture awaits me... As well as a long, arduous disentanglement. Egads... #art #wizardposting #monstergirl #arachne #spider
An Arachne, humanoid spider, descends from a silken thread to examine her prey, a blue-robed wizard. She gently brushes his beard out of his face as he is suspended upside down from her web, tied in bonds very similar to shibari.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Motivated by a multitude of yearning voices, I selected the succubus for my next avenue of research. Initially, the interview went well, though she became insistent to conclude my research with experiments, and I.. I believe our definitions differ. #art #ocart #wizardposting #monstergirl #succubus
A red-skinned succubus with large, bony wings and curved horns presses a blue robed wizard against the wall, looking intently at him as he is suspended more than a foot above the floor. He looks concerned. She wears a skimpy leotard, fishnet stockings, and gold stiletto heeled shoes.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
A slime has been acquired for research! The subject has proven to be rather excitable and affectionate, capable of excretions far beyond my initial estimation. I may be in over my head with this one. Egads... #wizard #monstergirl #slimegirl #slime #research #ocart #art
A blue robed wizard stands grimacing, covered in slime, and holding his hands away from his body in disgust as a green slime girl sits on his shoulders with her legs wrapped around his chest.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
My research subject has proven rather vigorous... and she has taken great interest in spellcasting! It should be noted, however, that 'casting spells' does not generally involve the throwing of the wizard... The things we do for science. #wizard #monstergirl #orcgirl #sheorc #research #ocart #art
A muscular she-orc with green skin, dark-purple hair, and scant leather armor grasps a wizard by the leg and swings him forcefully, much to his shock and surprise. His voluminous blue robe billows out from the force and you can see shorts worn under the garment, pink with red hearts.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Research proceeds apace, though complications have arisen. I may be detained for some time. Do not look for me. #wizard #monstergirl #snakegirl #research #wizardposting #ocart #art
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Forsooth! I have been granted permission by the council to conduct my research upon monstrous entities! (I am most ecstatic at this prospect!) #wizardposting #wizardmeme #wizards #research
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I bid you, take caution before you subject your eyes to such radiance-- My visage is laid bare! GADZOOKS!!! #art #wizard #shirtcutmeme #reward #ocart #burtreynolds #sexywizard
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Records (upon the bird orb) have been set and sundered within the same breath! I am speechless... does anyone else feel a draft in here? #art #wizard #ocart #reward #shirtcutmeme
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Egads, what is this foolishness!? #art #wizard #shirtcutmeme #ocart
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
If you need me, I'll be basking in the radiance of the cosmos. (Photo: Meadarkagnel)
A hooded, cloaked wizard standing in a beam of light streaming down over him through fog. There are distant stars in the background and he has raised his staff on high.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
They are rather magnificent! I thank you greatly for the recommendation.
A closeup of a small, plastic Merlin figurine by Papo
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The orb has much to say today. If you need me, I'll be in my tower, listening and observing. (Art: Don Maitz)
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Also includes Inspector Zenigata
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Here you are, enjoy!
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
GADZOOKS!!! Such wondrous tomes of power have come into my possession! A gift from Beyond The Stars?
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
A curio which I've owned for several years, and one of my favorites: a scholarly wizard rendered in fantastic detail. He must be a powerful mage indeed, for he has two left hands!
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The Man Behind The Curtain's "Spotify Wrapped", which he requested I share with you all:
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Quote with a random image you saved
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
GADZOOKS!!! What manner of Tacomancy is this? I must acquire these arts and add them to my own...
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
The Man Behind The Curtain has some most interesting tastes in music... And perhaps this has influenced mine a bit. Alas, there is little to be done when under the influence of Cosmic Entities Beyond Mortal Comprehension.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be sometimes.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
JOHN PEASENT HAS COME BACK TO US!!! OH FRABJOUS DAY!!!
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
It has come to my attention that John Peasant has passed from this realm. May he rest in peace... He will be missed. Farewell.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
I've heard that in some areas, they put on some of the moat fascinating festivals?
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Certainly, he may, but I rather think this chap has a better chance.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
So tell me... Which one of you was it who cursed the apples?
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Skirclebaum:
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
So I heard you lot liked old tomes and grimoirs?
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Found a most interesting tome in a shop of questionable repute recently. Do you think it is authentic?
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