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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Martial law don't apply to me, T. I ain't married.
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Yeah you’ve seen a rat drag a pizza slice, but have you ever seen a muskrat drag a taco
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
If you are a non-Jew who wants to bring up Anne Frank in any context ever again, I better be able to look back through your timeline and see a post from today about Ariel and Kfir Bibas. You don’t get to pick at our old scars while ignoring the fresh, bleeding wounds.
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Same.
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
It’s taken literally a year to get these three to this level of mutual tolerance. #Caturday
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Wrong fucking Senator 😞
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
Google maps screenshot of the Drake passage between South America and Antarctica
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Him: Why the frown, babe? Me: I had a joke about the halftime show, but it left my brain and I can't remember it now. Him: I'm sure it'll come back to you. Me: It's buried deep in my subconscious... I just gotta dig it up... dig it up and bring it to the surface, like - Him: no Me: A MINERRRRRR
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
If John Wick was a leadership Dem there would have only been one movie, about 15 minutes long, about a real sad guy with a dead wife and a dead dog, cut to black, roll credits
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
BREAKING: Hunter Biden’s dick now has read-write access to all government databases. *fleshy keyboard slapping noises intensify*
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Rose Meronym 🏳️‍⚧️ @rosemeronym.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Bubble day at the penguin exhibit
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
👀 👀 👀
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
CIA Agent: You want our list of every undercover agent on Earth? Why? 17-Year-Old Doge Kid Who Is Only Known By His Alias “The Schooch”: Hey man, you can trust The Schooch
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Sam On The Computer @samalexjohnston.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
MY MUM, SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001: oh God. It's all too much MY DAD: Jesus. Did you hear about the Pentagon ME, SIX YEARS OLD, HAVING LEARNED MY SHAPES THAT MORNING: yes :)
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Very serious Democratic strategists advise the party to allow Trump to illegally dismantle USAID -- a decision that will result in the unnecessary deaths of people around the world. www.politico.com/news/magazin...
When I asked veteran strategist David Axelrod whether Democrats were “walking into a trap” on defending foreign aid, he literally finished my sentence.

“My heart is with the people out on the street outside USAID, but my head tells me: ‘Man, Trump will be well satisfied to have this fight,’” he said. “When you talk about cuts, the first thing people say is: Cut foreign aid.”

Rahm Emanuel — the former House leader, Chicago mayor and diplomat — told me much the same: “You don’t fight every fight. You don’t swing at every pitch. And my view is — while I care about the USAID as a former ambassador — that’s not the hill I’m going to die on,” he said.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
One little known fact about my family is that my grandad predicted the Titanic would sink. He even went around warning everyone it was unsafe and was ignored and yelled at. Then when it actually happened just like he said it would nobody acknowledged him because he'd been evicted from the theatre
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Good morning frens
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
BREAKING: The US State Department flag has been spotted flying upside down—a universal signal of distress.
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Idiots getting high with Elon like
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Does anyone have footage of Mitch McConnell falling down the stairs? I need some levity right now.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
if the president can say “i don’t like the department of energy,” and within a week it’s closed, then the constitution means nothing, and the president’s entire claim to power is the loyalty of the military. either he is constrained by the constitution or he’s a dictator, there isn’t a middle ground
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
We’re fresh out of cuckoo clocks here, y’all youtu.be/cydkTy6GmFA?...
youtu.be
The Third Man......The.Cuckoo Clock
YouTube video by rjun67
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
You can say this doesn’t matter because billionaires view normal people as instruments for their will but keep in mind we’re talking about a guy who cried after being booed at a Dave Chappelle stand up set
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I feel like we’re all Tom Hanks in “The Terminal,” helplessly watching the coup from afar
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
🎶 Just like the right-wing dud And Elon told us, they’ll bring a Coup, coup, coup! 🎶
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 04/02/2025
i am going to make a movie about a girl who kills a president and all his henchmen by luring them into isolated spots seductively and then punches them in the nuts so hard they die. she is never caught.
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 04/02/2025
I have a mouth and I am going to scream
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
That sounds you hear is a long-retired COBOL programmer being asked by a broccoli headed 19 year old failson dork to come back as a consultant to fix something they ignorantly smashed, and him asking for your yearly salary per hour.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
If you have federal student loans, Elon Musk and his cadre of pimple-faced incels are now in possession of your personal information. That likely includes your address, banking information, debt, monthly payments...
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I am not a violent person by nature, but if this kid shows up at my job and tries to treason his way in? I’m turning him upside down and using him as a mop.
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
That tracks 😑
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Not to be an alarmist, buuuut…
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Senators and rep duly bawled out. Now to seethe and doomscroll while I try to get some work done.
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
On my way to bawl out my senators
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
“So what did you do this weekend?” Oh, you know, I did some laundry, groomed the cats, watched a fucking coup unfold. Ooh, and I found a nice recipe for quiche!
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
if you, for whatever reason, decided to start some basic home preparedness today, and can only get to a few stores, here's what I'd tell you to get: -walkie talkies for everyone in your family -little portable power packs, one per phone -a print road atlas [...]
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
We’ve been watching Wolf Hall, a fascinating study of how the fragile male ego of a fickle, greedy despot creates a culture of deep cruelty and mistrust, where everyone lives in fear of saying the wrong thing. Thank goodness we’ve moved on from those times.
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