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✨ These parasocial delights have parasocial ends. ✨ USA | Terminally Facetious | 👍: 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 | Signal: withoutfeathers.46 linktr.ee/withoutfeathers

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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Martial law don't apply to me, T. I ain't married.
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Yeah you’ve seen a rat drag a pizza slice, but have you ever seen a muskrat drag a taco
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
All we can pray is that we are clearly labeled 😔🙏
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
If you are a non-Jew who wants to bring up Anne Frank in any context ever again, I better be able to look back through your timeline and see a post from today about Ariel and Kfir Bibas. You don’t get to pick at our old scars while ignoring the fresh, bleeding wounds.
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Well obviously you’re not a duck 🦆
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Same.
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
oh that’s GOOD
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
White people: They can’t just take our rights away like this!! They can’t treat us like chattel!! Black people, indigenous people, gay people, Japanese Americans, women, etc etc:
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
“Ohhh ye— oh NO…”
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a man says he 's gone in front of a map
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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a woman is covering her eyes in a crowd and the words read the room are above her
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
And more power to ‘em, I say.
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a man in a black hoodie is saying it do be facts tho .
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
It’s taken literally a year to get these three to this level of mutual tolerance. #Caturday
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Okay whew I’m calming down a bit 😮‍💨
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Wrong fucking Senator 😞
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Pour one out for Squabbles — then smash the bottle and shank Jayclees for ruining it 😔
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
W H A T That is my *all-time favorite accent* This might actually make me buy a new iPhone 😮
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
Google maps screenshot of the Drake passage between South America and Antarctica
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Him: Why the frown, babe? Me: I had a joke about the halftime show, but it left my brain and I can't remember it now. Him: I'm sure it'll come back to you. Me: It's buried deep in my subconscious... I just gotta dig it up... dig it up and bring it to the surface, like - Him: no Me: A MINERRRRRR
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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a man in a military uniform is talking on a telephone with the words ooooh that 's a bingo written below
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
He’s late-stage Henry VIII without the education or fashion sense
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Ngl, this is right up my alley 😁
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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the word schitts creek that is on a woman 's face
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
If John Wick was a leadership Dem there would have only been one movie, about 15 minutes long, about a real sad guy with a dead wife and a dead dog, cut to black, roll credits
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
BREAKING: Hunter Biden’s dick now has read-write access to all government databases. *fleshy keyboard slapping noises intensify*
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Ha ha ha! … oh god you’re serious.
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Rose Meronym 🏳️‍⚧️ @rosemeronym.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Bubble day at the penguin exhibit
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
👀 👀 👀
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a woman crying with the words i don 't feel strong
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
— me walking by the candy dish and telling myself I don’t need a third Hershey’s Nugget
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The Battle Hymn of the Republic has a great rhythm for punching Nazis. I’m just saying.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
CIA Agent: You want our list of every undercover agent on Earth? Why? 17-Year-Old Doge Kid Who Is Only Known By His Alias “The Schooch”: Hey man, you can trust The Schooch
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Sam On The Computer @samalexjohnston.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
MY MUM, SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001: oh God. It's all too much MY DAD: Jesus. Did you hear about the Pentagon ME, SIX YEARS OLD, HAVING LEARNED MY SHAPES THAT MORNING: yes :)
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I’ve always thought the Jewish tradition of ‘fixing the world’ puts it very succinctly: “You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.”
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
How high does this scale go??
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Here, have some bird arms!
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I adore Peter Cushing — one of the nicest people to ever exist.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Very serious Democratic strategists advise the party to allow Trump to illegally dismantle USAID -- a decision that will result in the unnecessary deaths of people around the world. www.politico.com/news/magazin...
When I asked veteran strategist David Axelrod whether Democrats were “walking into a trap” on defending foreign aid, he literally finished my sentence.

“My heart is with the people out on the street outside USAID, but my head tells me: ‘Man, Trump will be well satisfied to have this fight,’” he said. “When you talk about cuts, the first thing people say is: Cut foreign aid.”

Rahm Emanuel — the former House leader, Chicago mayor and diplomat — told me much the same: “You don’t fight every fight. You don’t swing at every pitch. And my view is — while I care about the USAID as a former ambassador — that’s not the hill I’m going to die on,” he said.
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
ME TOO 🥹
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
One little known fact about my family is that my grandad predicted the Titanic would sink. He even went around warning everyone it was unsafe and was ignored and yelled at. Then when it actually happened just like he said it would nobody acknowledged him because he'd been evicted from the theatre
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Good morning frens
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
… unless you thought it was evil plants, in which case: yeah baby, it IS like that. — Mark Wahlberg in “The Happening”
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
BREAKING: The US State Department flag has been spotted flying upside down—a universal signal of distress.
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Idiots getting high with Elon like
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
🦗🦗🦗 Meanwhile my Zionist ass will be calling my Congress-critters to protest this if he actually tries it 🙃 Chew on that, Keffiyah Karens
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Without Feathers @withoutfeathers.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Does anyone have footage of Mitch McConnell falling down the stairs? I need some levity right now.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
if the president can say “i don’t like the department of energy,” and within a week it’s closed, then the constitution means nothing, and the president’s entire claim to power is the loyalty of the military. either he is constrained by the constitution or he’s a dictator, there isn’t a middle ground
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