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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A club guilty of a decade-long scheme to submit false financial information to the league, for the purpose of securing an unfair on-field advantage, should not only be thrown out of the league and have all its titles vacated, its owner should be compelled to sell the club.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Gary Bainbridge @garybainbridge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When "white sauce" in fish pie Contains cheese, it’s a lie. That’s a mornay.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 09/09/2026
Indonesian foragers may have sucked on mind-altering nuts 25,000 years ago, research finds
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Indonesian foragers may have sucked on mind-altering nuts 25,000 years ago, research finds
Analysis of two skeletons reveals tooth wear and traces of psychoactive substance in what may be earliest known evidence for human drug taking What may be the earliest known evidence for human drug taking has been traced to ancient Indonesian foragers who sucked on mind-altering nuts as long as 25,000 years ago. Analysis of two exceptionally rare skeletons from the Indonesian island of Sulawesi revealed dramatic tooth wear and traces of a psychoactive substance in the individuals’ remaining teeth, suggesting they routinely sucked on hard, abrasive betel nuts. Continue reading...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2026
“I remember googling the word ‘stupid’ for the first time, reading the definition, and thinking, ‘Holy shit—this is me,’ ” — Derrick Henard
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Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
CARY, NC—Describing the experience as “a revelation,” 38-year-old Derrick Henard told reporters Wednesday that everything had finally clicked for him after he was given a diagnosis of stupid. “I remem...
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 08/09/2026
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.
Tim Curry in full clown make up holding an umbrella between takes during the filming of the tv miniseries of It
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The British Media Vs. Plagiarism
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
British Journalists are relaxing on lilos in the sea. Someone on the shore yells “Hey Guys! An academic got accused of plagiarism”

Panel 2: 
One of the journalists sticks out their tongue and says “Pffft. Wake me when there’s a real story”

Panel 3: 
Person on shore “He was black”

Panel 4: 
The sea explodes as a tidal wave of British Journalists erupt into the air, manic and desperate to report on this now vital for some reason piece of news
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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A grifter, a shyster and a racist walk into a bar. The barman says: “Good evening, Nigel. The usual?”
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 14/08/2026
I have never rejected an advertising campaign more quickly.
An invitation to advertise Meta glasses on the Arseblog ArsecastRejecting the 'opportunity' with the comment: "Hi, thanks but I do not want to advertise the pervert glasses".Ben White throwing a pair of pervert glasses off the Arsenal parade bus
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A lesson in consent
A picture of the hulk with the text: Hulk wants to smash.

But Spiderman says to wait.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 07/08/2026
I saw someone refer to homeschooling as “trickle down stupidity.” Immediate addition to my lexicon.
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"...have you seen the date on these marshmallows?"
Shelf in boots full of products called Keyth.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I had to look twice. #Cat #Caturday
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Phil Costa @philcosta.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We’re all Mikel Merino, aren’t we
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 11/07/2026
Watching this match is making me seriously consider switching all my oil refining needs to Aramco
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🔥 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/04/08/ruinternet
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Rob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It's the Gulf of England now, I don't make the rules.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026
‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens bit.ly/4eTxZ8V
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
World Cup footballers if they were in Star Wars - a thread (of one)
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Keith @withaninotay.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
@tuesdayclub.bsky.social Just in case you missed this in Horse & Hound www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/arsenal... 🤷🏻
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From the Champions League to bandaging legs: how Arsenal socks are helping horses in need
Arsenal socks on donkeys? The club may have topped the Premier League and reached the Champions League final, but they've also been helping horses
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 01/06/2026
Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts
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Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts
Study finds activity is not harmful or caused by stress of captivity – and is in fact more common in wild birds
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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
just saw this on insta lmaooo a burger joint on the parade route threw some burgers into the bus. it’s safe to say ben white enjoyed the hell out of one 😭
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Arseblog News @arseblog.news · 19/05/2026
Arsenal are Premier League champions
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Arsenal are Premier League champions
My friends. Arsenal are champions. Man City drew with Bournemouth and we have won the league after 22 years. I have a lot more to say in due course. But I wanted to just say I love you all, thanks for being here with all the Arseblog crew through the ups and downs. There were […] The post Arsenal are Premier League champions appeared first on Arseblog News - the Arsenal news site.
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Arsenal FC @arsenalfc.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
15 years ago today, Kate and William killed Osama Bin Laden at their wedding.
cover page of The Telegraph's May 4-10 edition creatures a large photo of Kate and William kissing at their wedding atop a large headline that says: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Smaller text above the photo of the couple says: “A day filled with romance, pageantry, and playfulness”
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swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Hey, I Just Rimmed You, And This Is Crazy, But I'm A Possum, And You've Got Rabies It's 7:00PM
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Fergi Jo Lisa 🏳️‍🌈 👻💀🎃 @lolafaglana.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.
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Paul McNamara @mpaulmcnamara.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Perspective
Together with Saka and Timber being unavailable, the casual threatening to wipe out a civilisation has unsettled me slightly
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Oh God
Is Saka definitely out?
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Larry & Paul @larryandpaul.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
#BrokenNews: Jesus Tragedy
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Amazing find on Antiques Roadshow - Hexham 1991
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 19/02/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 03/02/2026
HAHAHA HAVE THAT YOU CUNTS
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/02/2026
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetw…
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Replaced by a robot
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
This poem is dedicated to anyone heading back into work and having to endure dull conversation about what they got up to during the Christmas holidays.
New Year Office Chitchat
 
How was your Christmas?
you ask

and I think 
of the bloodstained rug

and the silent scraping
of the spade

in the garden
at midnight

and the wash wash
washing of my hands

and the dreams,
those endless dreams

which haunt
the night-time

and smudge
their thumbprints

on the day
to come

and I reply
Super, thanks. Yours?
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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
ME (Terrified, tearfully repeating this over and over again under my duvet):
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/12/2025
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-e…
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ
Stupid Baby Probably Not Even Related To God
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