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Wishingstar343

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Nobel Prize @nobelprize.org · 05/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS The 2026 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine has been awarded to Karl Deisseroth, Peter Hegemann and Georg Nagel “for their discoveries concerning light-gated ion channels and optogenetics.”
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... this is great news! I am not parent shaming but I am genuinely fascinated as to why there's a delay. My almost 3yo is now mostly potty trained and my eldest was trained by 2.5yo. It was never an option for us to wait for them to start school. #parentlife
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Potty-training scheme to expand to more parts of England after city's success
The government wants 75% of children to end their first year of school with a good level of development by 2028.
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's never a good sign when I have to bust out Calpol infant and Calpol 6+ at the same time for each respective child #parentlife #kids
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Peter Thal Larsen @petertl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tell me you've never read Hamlet without telling me, etc. www.ft.com/content/c05f...
“Neither a borrower nor a lender be,” wrote William Shakespeare, who was one of history’s greatest authors but obviously ill-versed in economics. Without lending or borrowing, our modern economic society wouldn’t grow very much, AI or not.
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My almost 3yo just told me to take a deep breath and breathe slow. I think I need to pay more attention to what happens at her nursery #toddlerlife
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really don't want to dump on The NHS, but there is no world where it is acceptable for an 8yr old child to wait 6 hours to have stitches and 7.5 hours for discharge. Just an incredibly upsetting and painful day for everyone.
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Racking up a whopping 6 hours in Children's A&E now. I have thoughts. None of them great.
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My oldest needs stitches and I am freaking out because I will have to keep her calm whilst trying not to let her know that I am actually losing my crap #parenting
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As if the Universe was punching down enough, my kid's rocked up with her English homework about Fronted Adverbials *weeps* #parentlife
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Mark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/
Image: A graph with lots of red dots clustered together in a curve. The are all looking upwards at a single red dot wearing sunglasses. 

Caption: Mike was an outlier and would probably be excluded from the study, but all the other data points secretly thought he was really cool.
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why yes, I am mainlining coffee because the toddler has decided that 3am is a perfectly acceptable wake up time everyday. It has been at least 3 weeks of this and as I understand it, the little Angel has no intention of changing her new routine 🫠 #toddlerlife #parenting
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"You look like you need a hug" Me:
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Amazing!
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Enid Blyton: The LSD years. www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/2657165...
Five charged over
Gateshead football pitch hearse incident.
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The complete lack of any sort of Government response is looking more intentional after each incident. I have a genuine fear that it will get much worse and I am not even sure it will get better either.
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Building my second toddler toilet seat stand in a week, because the first one keeps trying to violently eject said toddler, thus making potty training more life threatening than expected. Life really does come at you fast #toddlers #parentlife
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SpinningHugo @spinninghugo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Burnham is, observably, much better at the job of being PM than Starmer. A bit like Cameron, you feel that he himself wants to do it and thinks he is good at it. But the policy gap is still there. /1
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
2016 v 2026
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mirror, mirror
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026
What on earth is happening?
  This had become the new normal. RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised, recognised for TV interviews he had done.
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*sighs* Pre-school informing me with just 4 weeks to go that my youngest should be potty-trained before starting is quite the flex. Sure some kids get it that fast but after months of trying, it is self-evident that my kid is not one of them 🫠 #toddlerlife
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 16/09/2026
I don't think we should be giving the racist village all that attention, I think they deserve to be ignored
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊ #Newsnight
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My fatal flaw is saying I will do that thing later and never, in fact, getting around to doing that thing. And, that my friends, is why I have a boatload of bananas incoming #adulting
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Racist idiots aside, the demographic shift is quite fascinating. When I went to Dartford girls (many many) decades ago I was one of two black girls in the entire year. That's quite the inversion...
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Everyday now is waking up and trying to decide if the day is going to be annoying, stupid or both.
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tbh, at this point as a Tax payer, I think I would be happy to pay for their security just to never have to hear their names again...
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The Court Jeweller (Lauren Kiehna) @courtjeweller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just days after the passing of her little brother, Norway bade farewell on Friday to Princess Astrid, the daughter of King Olav V who acted as the nation's first lady for many years after her mother's passing www.thecourtjeweller.com/2026/09/a-be...
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A Bejeweled Farewell to Norway's Beloved Princess Astrid
Just days after the passing of her little brother, Norway bade farewell on Friday to Princess Astrid, the daughter of King Olav V who acted as the nation's first lady for many years after her mother's passing
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My kids were asleep before 10pm and I have actual free time for the first time in 3 years. So this is what it feels like to be normal...
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me about to apologise to my 8yo for being too harsh on them for them doing something stupid, turns around to catch them doing their next stupid thing. #parentlife
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels is "Young Me".
In panel one we see a young version of Sarah, the protagonist. She says, "I want to achieve great things".
In panel two we zoom in a little on young Sarah's face. She continues, "An astounding career! An amazing house! World peace!"
The title for the last two panels is "Adult Me".
In panel three we see adult Sarah, looking down.
In panel four we zoom out and see she is in front of a basil plant. She simply says "I want to grow a basil plant".
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My 2 yo decided to wake up at 4am this morning because f**k you and your societal norms about resting on the weekend. Some days I really wish I had the audacity of a toddler #parenting #kids #toddlerlife
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Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Need to harness the power of Bluesky, so reposts are appreciated. If anyone here, or anyone you know attends Bangor University (the Welsh one) and needs a room for the upcoming year, get in touch. One of my son's housemates has dropped out at the last minute, so their house is one short.
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Genuinely fuming about this. I think I am angry enough now to contact my Labour MP. This is Governmental incompetence and I am not even ready to consider whether this is intentional or not...
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 10/09/2026
What is this comment from the Labour MP? No, the issue here isn't that the attempted pogrom had the wrong targets!
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
1000x times this! I am genuinely surprised that this isn't standard anymore...
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On the importance of ministers understanding delivery. Guess the politician she's talking about...
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Wishingstar343 @wishingstar343.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... This is disgraceful. When Reform last targeted The RNLI, I became a monthly donor. Being decent and compassionate should not result in a target on your back and it speaks to a moral rot in society at large that this is happening.
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RNLI reviews security after protests in Dover and Portsmouth
Volunteers were targeted online after it assisted in the rescue of people crossing the Channel on Sunday.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New swear unlocked everybody
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obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"
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this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia
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Chaminda Jayanetti @cjayanetti.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think the worst part of Labour's response to the fascist mobilisation is Andy Burnham's absence. He's the most popular politician in the country, with social media reach and actual powers of persuasion, and he's saying nothing in public. He can actually be of use here but he's choosing not to
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George E. Osborn @georgeosborn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think we're at the point where we can incredibly comfortably say that your attitude towards Reform, Restore, MAGA, the AfD etc is how you'd have responded to fascism in the 1930s
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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The RNLI have some of the best people in Britain volunteering for them. They put their lives on the line when they are called on and they will rescue anyone who needs them. Because every life matters, and offering help is the right thing to do. You can donate here: rnli.org
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RNLI - Royal National Lifeboat Institution - Saving Lives at Sea
The RNLI is the charity that saves lives at sea. We do this through lifeboat search and rescue, lifeguards, water safety education and international interventions.
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