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Wilzax
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If you enjoyed my post and came here looking for more, I'm sorry to say it was probably a fluke. But I'm flattered anyway! If you didn't enjoy my post, my bio won't fix it. Sorry again :( Pronouns any/any just don't switch them mid-convo it confuses me
![p1: Jeanie stands in a darkened office, holding a tome over a pentagram surrounded by lit candles.
p2: Jeanie reads from the tome, raising a hand ceremonially. When she speaks, it is in emojis. Jeanie: [printer emoji chart-going-up emoji floppy disk emoji money emoji fire emoji money flying away emoji devil emoji devil emoji devil emoji]
p3: Lightning strikes with a big KRAKOW.
p4: in the middle of the pentagram, a desk with an orchid on it has appeared and the flames of the candles have gone out. Jeanie, book now closed, looks at it blankly.
p5: Jeanie leans against the wall, with the darkened desk visible through a doorway next to her. She has headphones in and is speaking on the phone. J: No, the finish looks right, but the tome said it would be a standing desk. Mmhm. Five gallons? I could’ve sworn it said four… I see. Well, thank you for your help. Oh, and just to clarify. Does the blood type matter?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bqlskbx63xghe6lim2bf245u/bafkreifi7kaenpq4qtdpoflwbtvkrsrtf26nq4az5jv3353ndowtt75com)
![Comic. SOUND EFFECT: ⚠ BOOP! [person with hands on head sitting at computer desk] PERSON: AAAAA! I heard it *again!* *Where* is that *coming* from!? [caption] It turns out living well is only the *second*-best revenge. The *best* revenge is making a tiny hole in someone’s wall and dropping in a battery-powered capsule that, every 6-12 hours, plays the alert sound of a USB device connecting.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreibieyzs7n6vlwvdvuupdxedoqa5wlmgpuxru7x6mqarrycvuvenni)
