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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥

@batensmack.bsky.social
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Music, improv, live events and…accounting. I am multitudes.

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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 2h
“Unvetted? That’s how I like I’m - just like my dogs. We don’t need no rabies shots. Now, tell me where you were when Dominique Wilkins took on Michael Jordan in the slam dunk contest “
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 7h
Kinda makes you wonder what Magnum P.I. Was really about…
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 15h
Talarico is uniquely positioned to lead a pendulum swing. He doesn’t seem to have much to hide…yet. Remember the Alamo, sure. But remember Obama more. Can he survive scrutiny once he gets there? It’s a high podium.
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 15h
Oh boy. www.npr.org/2026/09/30/n...
npr.org
A pilot stabs the other pilot and tries to crash their flight to Tel Aviv, Israel says
As the plane went into a spin and began to plunge, a passenger and crew members got into the cockpit, subdued the pilot and diverted the flight to land in Saudi Arabia, Israel's leader says.
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 22h
Nobody owns baseball! (Except for the 32 individual franchises granted exclusive anti-trust exemption by the government)
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is there a Kinko’s in the Capitol Building? Like, I know these guys don’t know how to print something on poster size foam board. Wouldn’t the kinko’s be a national security threat? Not so black and white is it? (Well, you have to pay extra, actually, or it is)
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is it possible Kennedy is trolling us all?
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I choose the bear.
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard core beliefs.
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dad: Why are you sitting around the house? You graduated. You have a degree. Get a job! Me: A.I. took all the jobs. Dad: You graduated 26 years ago. Me: … when I said A.I. I meant “anyone intelligent.”
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Should we start a GoFundMe?
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Accidental Exposure. Sierra Nevada Brewing. Asheville, NC. 9.28.26. #Photography #HappyAccidents #Asheville
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reminded of this photo of a photo from Vegas. This is cropped out of a big collage of shit in the Venetian. 2023. #Photography
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m having fun with astrology and sports over at Astro Ball. Want to know which NFL teams the various planets favor for the Super Bowl? Tune in!
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When do we get to put an American asset in charge of Russia?
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Because why would an appropriation mean anything…?
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As opposed to “Heady Gobbler” which is a play about a turkey who escapes the farm right before Thanksgiving.
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Keefe Chambers in Smut Busters Shirt
ALT: Keefe Chambers in Smut Busters Shirt
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Take a look at this curious look at retro uniforms during this Venus Retro-shade. 7-0 in the last two weeks (so far)!
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Was a little surprised to find myself crying in the car listening to WNCW mention all that was lost two years ago. Changed forever. www.weather.gov/ilm/Helene2024
weather.gov
Tropical Storm Helene: September 26-27, 2024
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Last week - teams that wore retro uniforms were 6-0. Take a look! 👇
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Follow my new project if you’re interested in astrology, statistics and all things ball!
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I believe the technical term is “kakistkcracy”
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How many of them will show up to vote? Give me a number. Just like every game involving Iowa - I have the under. wcfcourier.com/news/state-r...
wcfcourier.com
Iowa Farmers Union endorses Democrats in all federal elections
The Iowa Farmers Union announced its endorsements of the five Iowa Democrats running for Congress.
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Astro-Ball @astro-ball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
10 years ago today, José Fernandez passed away. Today, with Venus in retro-shade and Jupiter at 19 - Sabian Symbol “A house boat party.” Today Dan LeBatard and friends remembered José. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
podcasts.apple.com
Remembering José Fernández 10 Years Later | Hour 1
Podcast Episode · The Dan Le Batard Show · September 24 · 43m
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why would our Yield have been so high in 2007? 🤔
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Honest question: Does engaging in the obviously bad faith PR stunt around trans athletes just fuel the flames or are we actually doing some good by standing up with the facts? Maybe it’s a little of both…
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good for him but an absolute damn shame that he has to do it. Fuck.
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who needs serenity when you can have omnipotency?
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ya think? 🤔 Wait a minute…could $6+ diesel have anything to do with this?
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Woof
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is this good?
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Check out my new project Astro-Ball where we will be looking at the stars of the heavens and the stars of athletics and seeing where the storylines meet: “As above so below.”
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social 👀
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Need.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is literally the way. If IATSE were to take a stand, he would never take a stage…safely.
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I will use more AI just to fuck with this guy.
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is this good?
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hard troofs.
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I honestly don’t see the problem. Life is a fucking gamble. Everything in the world is “Make good decisions. Be clear, think critically or get your ass taken.” But most of all have fun. Life is too short. Wager a little. Drink a little. Everything in moderation (even excess).
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I contain multitudes.
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@chrisbrennan.bsky.social and @hollyanderson.bsky.social - Inwas thinking about Chris’s recent podcast about Venus Rx in Scorpio and old relations being revisited. Lane Kiffin returns to Oxford tonight in the most compelling story of the early year within a day of Sun>Libra.
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can fix her.
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bahahaha! I wonder why they call us out of touch…
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s the “do-nothing” congress but instead of tying a president’s power they are sitting on their hands and letting him tear the whole thing down.
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is why Trump is exempt from insider trading - he has a religious exemption. He’s Tradarian.
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🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥 @batensmack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Honey, I e lost my spontaneous morning erection, have you seen it lying around…flacidly?
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