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Mr. Will Morgan

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Gavin Newsom. He’s sitting at a table and posing with a book. The title of the book is, “HOW TO BE A PIECE OF SHIT.”
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Jacob Graveison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fuck Gavin Newsom
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sad to see the dog bite on that pump fake
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Mr. Will Morgan @willmorgan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m not paying full price for a mattress used in someone‘s sound bath.
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Mr. Will Morgan @willmorgan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“In the land of dick sucking contests, the person that can suck dicks really well is king.”
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Mr. Will Morgan @willmorgan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have resigned from my job at Anthropic because the ai systems we built keep telling me I have a flat butt.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/09/2026
No matter how much you throw trans people under the bus, you are still going to get attacked. All you've done is betray a vulnerable minority, anger your base, and made the issue front and center.
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Screenshot showing two sequential posts on X by journalist Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) discussing Texas politics:
 * Top post: Text reads, "Paxton on Talarico: 'He wants to transition your kids!'" accompanied by an embedded video frame of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton speaking at a podium in a dark suit and red tie.
 * Bottom post: Text reads, "Talarico says he would vote in favor of a national ban for transgender surgeries for minors," above a video thumbnail from Fox News Channel featuring a woman anchor in a red blazer, with lower-third banners reading "EXCLUSIVE," "SHIFTING THE REINS?", and "TALARICO STANCE DIFFERS FROM EARLIER COMMENTS."
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Mr. Will Morgan @willmorgan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hell yeah
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‪☭ Lib Exploder @mecha-lenin-3000.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Joe Brandon with a speech bubble pointing to the quoted post
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Mr. Will Morgan @willmorgan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy Pegtember to all those who celebrate!
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Mr. Will Morgan @willmorgan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
After we beat you in as an initiation , there’s very little violence in my gang.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/08/2026
Doomsday poster but the text is “One time the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls and they had to stop filming for a couple of days” - the split between the “Avengers” part and the “Doomsday” part is after “Belvedere”
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Mr. Will Morgan @willmorgan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Avengers Doomsday poster where Dr Doom is facing a brown mushy background and the Avengers Doomsday title says "Penis" and the subtitle says "penis penis penis penis"
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Same.
Daniel Huang
Dream Job: Retirement
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Joey Clift @joeytainment.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If I pre sell 200 copies of my Native American history comedy book between now and Wednesday, I’ll drive to Newport Beach and film my book unboxing video on John Wayne’s literal tombstone 🙂 (Pre Sale link in bio / if you already pre ordered, let me know in the comments!)
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Caked up ALF from behind in denim shorts and milhouse in the corner with caption “Remember Alf? He’s back in PAWG form!”
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...
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riksoz.bsky.social @riksoz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️ #aew #wrestlesky
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i don't believe anyone has "good-faith" concerns about trans women in sports in 2026. there's been too much time to hear the actual evidence, the actual people affected, and the role the debate plays in attempts to purge trans people from American life. anybody picking that side has made a choice
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 19/06/2026
I've spent the last two months putting together this exhaustive analysis of the New York Times coverage of trans people. It covers 3,242 articles over 12 years. In 2022, the NYT shifted towards a hostile stance towards trans people in their framing. www.thedissident.news/exclusive-ho...
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Exclusive: How The New York Times Changed Its Coverage of Trans People
An exhaustive analysis of over 3,242 articles by the New York Times covering transgender issues from 2014-2026 revealed a stark shift towards hostile framing in 2022. In January 2015, the New York Ti...
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s really starting to grind me down
The Barney/Moe’s Tavern meme

“Default AI features” Barney being kicked out
“Finding how to turn it all off in the settings” -satisfied Moe

Third panel Barney coming in behind “software update”
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Mr. Will Morgan @willmorgan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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So Fancy Aren'T You Special
Alt: Emo Philips in UHF
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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
HOMEBOY
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Joey Esposito @joeyesposito.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
if you see me at SDCC and ask for one of these i will give you one
AI is for hacks & fascists sticker by soup dad comics
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Mr. Will Morgan @willmorgan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
How that big ass cyclops milking them little sheeps?
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Mr. Will Morgan @willmorgan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Eating all my co-workers lunches from the break room fridge while I laugh and scream “Zeus’s law, bitches!”
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Mr. Will Morgan @willmorgan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Odyssey too woke to show the cyclops’s balls. It doesn’t make historical sense unless we see the balls. Totally ruined the story.
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Mr. Buddy @alexfirer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
(Penelope to the suitors) whomever can suck their own dick shall be worthy
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Kayleigh Donaldson @ceilidhann.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Odyssey (dir. Christopher Nolan)
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Mr. Will Morgan @willmorgan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
pronouncing Odyssey as Aw-DUSSY.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
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Mr. Will Morgan @willmorgan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
(mildly disappointed voice) that diarrhea was kinda explosive… I guess.
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Mr. Will Morgan @willmorgan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In The Odyssey, those dudes should get out of the Trojan horse the same way that Ace Ventura gets out of the rhino.
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Mr. Will Morgan @willmorgan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I have been Gone Girled now on two separate occasions and I am not gonna let it happen again!
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Top: Lisa drags in Mitch's body: "Mom, dad, Mitch McConnell is dead!"

Middle: Marge and Homer react with shock that Mitch McConnell is in their house but are otherwise apathetic to the news

Bottom: MItch McConnell pops up and says "THat's right, dead tired from all these 20 minute conversations!"
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I once again must reiterate my firm belief: You shouldn’t be allowed to be in a tv commercial within twelve months of aggressively campaigning for an Oscar.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 04/07/2026
as is tradition 🇱🇷🧎🇱🇷🧎🇱🇷🧎
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Mr. Will Morgan @willmorgan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy birthday, North America!
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
250 years ago today, Lex Luger bodyslammed Yokozuna
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 03/07/2026
*extremely red white and blue voice* Folks,
TGIF THANK GOD I’M FRASIER meme. Frasier’s skin is pretty red, his teeth and shirt are white and his jacket and the background are blue
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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Man, what is going on in NYC?
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Some of you are a little too worried about a RED card in soccer and not worried enough about the ORANGE man in the White House!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mr. Will Morgan @willmorgan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Tyler Durden was at the World Cup!
Tyler Durden at the World Cup.
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Mr. Will Morgan @willmorgan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Supergirl? Shoulda called it Lady Superman.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Reporting live from New York
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Lenin Rises: Must Crush Capitalism!
Alt: Lenin Rises: Must Crush Capitalism!
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