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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 24/09/2026
Louisiana’s AG has pushed back against almost all compensation claims brought by the wrongfully convicted, even in cases where men were exonerated by DNA evidence. “She knows people are innocent but she doesn’t care,” one man said. with @veritenews.org
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He’s Eligible for Up to $480,000 After Being Wrongly Imprisoned for 42 Years. The State Says No.
Elvis Brooks’ case was an egregious example of a wrongful conviction, civil rights attorneys said. But Louisiana’s attorney general maintains that Brooks and other exonerees are guilty — and therefore...
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Buddy of mine asked me to post the drawing my youngest daughter, then age 4, made of a fart.
Child’s drawing in red marker of a little kid with curly hair, ridiculously protruding buttocks, from which is expelling a truly impressive amount of atmosphere, accompanied by the sound effect “plurt.”
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
September 15, 1963... Let us never forget the four young girls who were mudered in the terrorist bombing by the KKK at the 16th Street Baptist Church in Birmingham, AL. Say their precious names: ADDIE MAE COLLINS DENISE MCNAIR CAROLE ROBERTSON CYNTHIA WESLEY
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Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't normally care that I have very few followers, but right now I do. I'm begging anyone who sees this to read and promote this article. It's long, but you owe it to yourself and your fellow humans to read it all. Also, please support ProPublica, so they can keep up this good work.
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The Secret IRS Files: Trove of Never-Before-Seen Records Reveal How the Wealthiest Avoid Income Tax
ProPublica has obtained a vast cache of IRS information showing how billionaires like Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Warren Buffett pay little in income tax compared to their massive wealth — sometimes, ev...
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Jay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Criselda Vasquez, American, The New American Gothic, 2017, oil on canvas, 72 x 48 in, private collection The artist's father, portrayed in the painting, was kidnapped by ICE on 31 March 2026
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
On a completely serious note, I hope Harp gets the help she clearly needs. Yes, this is weird AF, but it’s also not healthy. Photo credit: @thedailybeast.bsky.social
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Mary @mfbrodie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thank you @angrystaffer.bsky.social for not making fun of the Natalie Harp letters. She has clearly been abused (narcissistic and emotional abuse) her entire life. It's heartbreaking to read. To Trump, a malignant narcissist, having someone like her around is complete ecstasy. #SheShed 🧵
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Amidala talking to Anakin meme. 
1st panel, Anakin asks 'do you like plums?'
2nd panel, Amidala says 'yeah, I'm actually saving some for breakfast'
3rd panel, Anakin stares
4th panel, Amidala looks horrified
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Anakin/Padme meme with Anakin saying “Well, here we are in the catacombs.” And padme says “For the Amontillado?” And Anakin looks back at her and she is partially covered by a brick wall
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Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
How the fuck does the NY Times write a whole article about this without ever mentioning the Hatch Act?
A NY Times headline: Hegseth Campaigns for Vulnerable House Republican in Iowa.  The subhead reads "The appearance for Representative Zac Nunn was another departure from previous norms for the defense secretary, whose predecessors kept a greater distance from politics."
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Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
How the fuck does the NY Times write a whole article about this without ever mentioning the Hatch Act?
A NY Times headline: Hegseth Campaigns for Vulnerable House Republican in Iowa.  The subhead reads "The appearance for Representative Zac Nunn was another departure from previous norms for the defense secretary, whose predecessors kept a greater distance from politics."
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
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eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 13/08/2026
Is it tho?
“TIMES EXCLUSIVE” highlighted

Headline: Homeland Security Paid $464 Million for Airplanes. Then It Parked Them.

Blurb: The agency used a no-bid contract to buy 10 used jets, saying they were urgently needed for deportation flights. But the fleet has largely sat idle for months.
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Melissa Good & Feral 😾🇺🇦🇨🇦 @meltart.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I know, I know, it’s Caturday, but I had to interrupt your regularly scheduled cat programming for Jazz Dog. He’s not just feeling the music, he’s the entire rhythm section. 🎹🐾
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 05/08/2026
On a private call, Todd Blanche said his goal was to make the "Dobbs decision permanent in every single state." This isn’t just a confirmation vote anymore—it’s a roll-call vote on which Senators endorse BANNING abortion in ALL 50 states. I’m voting NO.
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Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I think we found the culprit
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We’re entering a “shitting on the floor at concerts” epidemic
Paste Magazine is your source for the best music, movies, TV, comedy, videogames, books, comics, craft beer, politics and more. Discover your favorite albums and films.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
At any other time, the false Hearn indictment under the demand of the president would result in impeachment and removal. But naked corruption and thuggery doesn’t matter anymore and this isn’t even the worst scandal of the day after Trump accused MN of domestic terrorism.
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Charles ✊🏿🤓♿🎶❤️🖤💚 @oldassnerd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Earlier an Arab Man picked me up for Uber. I asked about his music & he reached to turn it down until he saw me enjoying it. It was Moroccan reggae and it was awesome. He was so pleasant and excited I was interested in the music. Rhythm I knew with language and melody I didn't. That's My America ❤️🖤💚
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
8 years ago.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Fauci hearing was a disgrace. Here are some reminders of how it really went down in 2020. Never forget.
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Extremely disappointed to put on my reading glasses and learn that the trending topic is Tree Titles and not Tree Titties
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Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Busy day for the doggo. I can't believe she managed to fit all this into a single afternoon.
Yellow dog of indeterminate breed, but definitely houndish, sleeps on a sofa with her head on a pillow.Side view of the same sofa as the first pic. Now you can see it's on a porch. The snout and two paws of a yellow hound dog are all you can see of the dog because they are hanging off the seat of the sofa.A yellow dog of indeterminate breed, but definitely houndish in nature, is curled up in the sun in a dog bed on a screened porch.
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JWexTheSpa @jwsidders.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A shirtless white man, in the street with a knife in his hand, having attacked and wounded five people, allegedly shouting anti-Muslim slogans is the sixth story on the BBC UK news page. There is absolutely no doubt at all this would be the lead story if attacker and intended victims were reversed.
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Flying Mezerkis @bananapantz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I’m surprised and disappointed that various parts of America (elites, the military, corporates, both political parties, media, etc etc ) tolerates this.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It remains baffling to me that we have a clear constitutional requirement that the president can't enrich himself on the job, something we had no problem enforcing strictly for hundreds of years, and then this sweaty conman came by and the nation just sorta shrugged it off.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Again, please share. In every aspect of American history you will run smack dab into the critical contributions of Black people. It’s not Black history. It’s American history. Trying to erase it is a fool’s errand. We live it every day. time.com/5836444/blac...
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The Forgotten Black History of How Memorial Day Started
Historians like the Pulitzer Prize winner David Blight have tried to raise awareness of freed slaves who decorated soldiers' graves in 1865
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Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social This is your city. What will you do about it?
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Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 19/05/2026
This is the height of corruption. www.politico.com/news/2026/05...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/05/2026
this is such a great encapsulation of what the various factions of the reactionary right want. i might add that they envision themselves as slave masters and the rest of us, in one way or another, as their slaves. betterdonkey.substack.com/p/the-vra-wa...
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Hey legacy media, how many times does Trump have to fall asleep in the Oval Office on-camera before y'all start questioning it?
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Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Alt text: a four panel comic strip. 1: A pidgeion wearing a pitch helmet, a scarf, and a satchel saying "I am a treasure hunter" 2: "Here is my collection" showing various bits of detritus including a leaf, a worm, a shell, etc. 3: My favorite is this leaf 4: I killed five men for this leaf.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
He stole money from a charity for kids with cancer and his punishment was not being allowed to run any more charities for kids with cancer "until he took some classes."
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Justin J. Pearson: “This new MAGA movement, it is an iteration of the Klan. It has mainstreamed racism, it has mainstreamed white supremacy, it has mainstreamed bigotry, homophobia, transphobia. It has mainstreamed all the worst of who we are as a country. This is a victory lap for white supremacy”
The Sargent at Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from Memphis from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents.
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Sir Charles Anthony @sircharlesanthony.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Good morning good people ☀️
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Ahmed Baba @ahmedbaba.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
There is no clearer case for the necessity of Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 than how quickly southern states moved to eliminate Black-majority districts and dilute Black power after SCOTUS eroded Section 2. SCOTUS’s reasoning was immediately disproven by reality.
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Madeadeleine 💀 @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I hate it when adults say the stuff they learned at school was useless because "I've never needed to know this" partly because there is inherent good in knowing things even if they're not "useful" to your current circumstances, but also because I need my co-workers to do algebra for their jobs.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
History will show that when we needed them most, mainstream journalists chose protecting their jobs over democracy, and it was cartoonists who took up the fight. @jackohman.bsky.social
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Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I just started rewatching the first season of White Lotus, and it may be the most brutal social commentary of our age. So good. Seasons 2 and 3 were good too, but they don't pack quite the same punch.
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Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Tell me again about how the Democrats need to tone down their rhetoric.
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Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is a great video. Engaging, accessible, educational, and timely. It's a great education in not only what we know about autism, but more broadly about how hard scientists work to tease out explanations for complex phenomena. PBS continuing its legacy of top tier science journalism.
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Why Everyone Suddenly Has Autism (It’s Not What You Think)
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Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I don't think I'll ever not be shocked by the human capacity for cruelty. I'll just try to hold on to the stories about the individuals holding the line for compassion.
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They Were Tattooed and Trafficked. Dermatologists Are Removing the Scars.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Warnock on SCOTUS: No one elected this Court—to decide what kind of remedies we need in this moment. It’s really not up to the Supreme Court to say, “Well, we have reached the threshold where this issue around race and inclusion is no longer necessary.” That is not the job of the Court.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/04/2026
yeah, so two things. first, i have been saying for some time that *this* is the message. and that it is a broad one that can fit a large number of concerns. and second, this dude has the juice.
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Citizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.
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Kevin Collins @kwcollins.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
They're gutting the Reconstruction Amendments (yes, all of them). The only appropriate response is a Second Reconstruction.
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