Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 3hIt's almost like language is a continually evolving social construct 000
Reposted by Wile E. Turkey (he/him)✊🏼Indigiqueer Hummingbird @riotousmuse.bsky.social · 21hOh my STARS it gets better 61175
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 16hThey've passed a law that will be deemed unconstitutional unless SCOTUS overturns Citizens United. That's not quite the same thing. 000
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Very not cool that this came across my feed on Wednesday morning. 010
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Someone must have already posted these mfers but I scrolled too far without finding themstatic.klipy.comDramatic Closeup of Weird Green Alien CreatureAlt: Dramatic Closeup of a Sleestack. It's green and humanoid with enormous jet black eyes, a huge toothless mouth, a crest on it's head, and a scaly collar-like fringe around it's neck 010
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I bet there's a phone app that simulates this 000
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Serious question: what do "news" programs think is the value of having Trump's representatives on their show to refuse to answer any question with anything resembling truth? 011
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was going to try to make a portmanteau out of cat and Sunday for you, but it came out so so wrong 020
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have a cousin who identifies as a damp and biting wind. Do you want me to introduce you? 022
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This makes me wonder if you know what the word material means 020
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You know, this point would still be powerful if you hadn't cut off the vertical axis to make it look even worse than it really is. 000
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I can't argue with that. But I'd say that's a good reason to avoid posting AI images without explicitly disclosing what you are doing. And better yet, why. 100
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And yet. Read the replies to the original post. 100
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don't know what point you think you were making, but if the replies to this post are any indication, the actual effect it to convince a bunch of folks that this is real. 160
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm no Trumper, and I'm not saying it's not true. But I agree with him that these posts are tedious and unhelpful. 000
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I will say that posting the same thing every day doesn't do anything to boost you credentials as an "idea guy" 000
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A few weeks ago I said "be a good girl. I'll be back soon." My phone, apparently hearing Google instead of good girl responded with "OK. Sounds good. I'll be ready for you when you get back" 000
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't know why I care about this dumb list but for some reason I'm furious that Reservation Dogs isn't on it at all. Easily top 5. 010
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It could be a "young man" from the YMCA gym I suppose 031
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comAC/DC - Big Balls Live PerformanceAlt: AC/DC - Big Balls Live Performance 000
Reposted by Wile E. Turkey (he/him)The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 313174883322
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This might be a controversial take, but I think it's probably for the best that adult reporters not ask children what they fantasize about while they masturbate.static.klipy.comAirplane! Movie: Have You Ever Seen a Grown Man Naked?Alt: Airplane! Movie: Have You Ever Seen a Grown Man Naked? 050
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”nytimes.comThe Most Powerful Men in America Are Eating Only Steak and Sauerkraut. Could I? (Gift Article)I ate like Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for a week. The results were fascinating. 194
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comIce Cube: Bye FeliciaAlt: Ice Cube: Bye Felicia 000
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is why I refuse to respect the ketchup-on-hotdogs folks unless they fully commit to the bit and start putting ketchup on their baloney sandwiches. 010
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ooh! Dennis, there's some lovely filth over here! 000
Reposted by Wile E. Turkey (he/him)ProPublica @propublica.org · 24/09/2026Louisiana’s AG has pushed back against almost all compensation claims brought by the wrongfully convicted, even in cases where men were exonerated by DNA evidence. “She knows people are innocent but she doesn’t care,” one man said. with @veritenews.org propublica.orgHe’s Eligible for Up to $480,000 After Being Wrongly Imprisoned for 42 Years. The State Says No.Elvis Brooks’ case was an egregious example of a wrongful conviction, civil rights attorneys said. But Louisiana’s attorney general maintains that Brooks and other exonerees are guilty — and therefore... 35855441
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Are the Senate rules different enough from the House that we couldn't have a repeat of the Adalita Grijalva delay? 010
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Brace yourself. I'm pretty sure this will include some Democrats 210
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Was her name Aubrey?static.klipy.comThrow Up AubreyAlt: Aubrey vomiting on stage in Pitch Perfect 000
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In my high school (1980's upstate NY), my physics teacher taught a lesson on conservation of energy and momentum, by firing a .22 rifle into a pendulum consisting of a wooden box filled with sand suspended IN THE CLASSROOM. We computed the velocity of the bullet based on the motion of the pendulum 110
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comWile E Coyote Super GeniusAlt: Wile E Coyote descring himself as super genius 010
Reposted by Wile E. Turkey (he/him)ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵 412114346099
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The article clearly points a finger at members of both parties. 110
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A while back, I decided I was done reading novels about books and bookstores. Like someone told you to write what you know, and all you know is writing. If you are that one dimensional, why would I think you have anything interesting to say? 000
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You could try watching the video. It's not about the first amendment 160
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is not about the first amendment. The video is about a Massachusetts civil rights law. 150
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026He did not actually this. He said something that implied it for sure, but that's not how you use quotation marks. He does and says truly horrible things every day. There's no need to make up fake stuff. 020
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Girls only want boyfriends with great skillsstatic.klipy.comNapoleon Dynamite: Nunchuck & Hacking SkillsAlt: Napoleon Dynamite saying "You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills..." 000
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Showing off her murder eyes in this photo 000
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If the training modules include negative feedback for inappropriate responses, might that be equivalent to pain? 110
Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Dude. My wife bought some lemon poundcake at a local bakery for a work meeting and brought the leftovers home. That song has been stuck in my head for the past week. Thanks for the boost. 010
