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george 💿 @deejaygeejaygee.bsky.social · 6h
i don't want music personalised to me - i want to be subjected to the unmitigated vision of one or more mentally ill people
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Rob @wifes.app · 5h
it me
the video in the quoted post paused at 22 seconds.
I got coot - you're reliable and predictable. there's a crop from a manuscript with a drawing of a coot I guess.
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Rob @wifes.app · 7h
Alan Moore swamp thing instantly top few comics I've read.
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Rob @wifes.app · 7h
I woke up between 3 and 6am this morning and read swamp thing then went back to sleep for an hour so I'm feeling ever so normal.
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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Rob @wifes.app · 28/09/2026
trying very hard not to be baited but when people say "software still hasn't solved x" they're specifically talking about the Microsoft office suite 9 times out of 10.
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P. Djéli Clark | The Disgruntled Haradrim @pdjeliclark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Icon.
socanews.com
Calypso legend Mighty Sparrow dies aged 91 - Soca News
Calypso legend Mighty Sparrow has died aged 91. The Calypso King of the World leaves behind a legacy that shaped Caribbean music and culture.
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 28/09/2026
40 year olds these days are always either 60 or 25
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Rob @wifes.app · 27/09/2026
nine video games,, I would say simply sporcle
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Rob @wifes.app · 27/09/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Beth Orton (21) Primitive Rage (18) Kind of Like Spitting (14) Emptyset (12) PEELINGFLESH (10). #myweekcounted 226 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands Beth Orton, Primitive Rage, Kind of Like Spitting, Emptyset, PEELINGFLESH
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Rob @wifes.app · 26/09/2026
I'm in the backrooms watching you kiss her
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JLP @jlp.systems · 26/09/2026
My name is Gayson Thotdottir
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surrogate corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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Rob @wifes.app · 25/09/2026
it's all good, just finally putting 2+2 together. under control and medicated for some of it but didn't consider why.
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Rob @wifes.app · 25/09/2026
ugh I have had most of these symptoms for a long time but they've massively worsened in the last year, especially the MCAS related. afaik I have had COVID twice, once last year (untested I just stayed at home).
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( o ᴥ o ) @photonic.dog · 25/09/2026
I think wrt that Globe article about the queer bar and the history of youtubers harassing random queer people under the guise of "documenting fandom drama" people gotta be a little more critical about the fact that the magnifying glass you're putting people under is in fact burning them alive
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Rob @wifes.app · 25/09/2026
it's bear week where is my bear
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Rob @wifes.app · 25/09/2026
worst part about being good at job is being perceived
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Rob @wifes.app · 25/09/2026
anecdotally my prescriptions for ADHD are now taking over a week when they used to take 2 days too.
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Rob @wifes.app · 24/09/2026
guy who thinks misogynoir is a film genre
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Rob @wifes.app · 24/09/2026
this was a passing thought but I remembered that she ripped it because she didn't like me having a poster of a woman in my bedroom. I think I have described this girlfriend as horrid before and this is a great example. poster for reference.
poster version of the cover of trailer park by Beth Orton.
features Beth Orton sat on the ground in a car park with a big lens flare.
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Rob @wifes.app · 24/09/2026
Beth Orton had a new album this year? I had a Beth Orton poster that my girlfriend hated when I was 16 lol.
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Rob @wifes.app · 24/09/2026
this looks like the opposite of the the 8.6 blackout video that's only on vk alternative post: Adam Curtis clips folder getting real big.
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Rob @wifes.app · 23/09/2026
was in a boring ass car crash where everyone was ok and the other person immediately admitted fault. just annoying.
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Rob @wifes.app · 23/09/2026
frontex, greece and turkey, Spain and Morocco. the EU is an evil organisation that happens to seem good if you live in a member state. Schengen area is a right wing migration policy that no one ever interrogates unless they live outside it.
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Rob @wifes.app · 23/09/2026
I just want everyone to bear in mind that what our fascists are doing is a slightly nastier optically version of what the EU does at their other borders. degree only. it's the same policy.
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Rob @wifes.app · 23/09/2026
I remember it very well. they cut the nunchaku scene from enter the dragon when they showed it on TV.
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Rob @wifes.app · 22/09/2026
just say the f slur guys this is taking forever
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
monogamy d. luffy, you’ve done well to take down three of my wife’s boyfriends. but tell me, what will you do when your extremely thin premise reaches the second half of this post
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Rob @wifes.app · 22/09/2026
I've been nothing but loyal to this brand for over 8 months
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Rob @wifes.app · 22/09/2026
just got excited about having space to iron my shirts. cooked
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Gordo! @posting.fan · 22/09/2026
reading these has improved my mood immeasurably - especially the last one crying about maxing THREE credit cards to load up on stock he can't shift because the Pokemon Company is 'being communist'
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Rob @wifes.app · 21/09/2026
not to be all "I never liked the bad man" but he has rancid vibes
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Rob @wifes.app · 21/09/2026
lol Dan gheesling us army sponsored stream.
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Rob @wifes.app · 21/09/2026
Mrs anthropic is my mother etc
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Rob @wifes.app · 21/09/2026
had a think about candidates and it's clearly Darkman. not sure about objectively bad but it wasn't well reviewed iirc
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Z. Doom - Official Compact Disc Lover @world0fecho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the tide is high but i’m holding on i’m gonna be your pokémon
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Rob @wifes.app · 20/09/2026
very clear "at home" Vs "in the car" split here.
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Rob @wifes.app · 20/09/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: EsDeeKid (38) Carly Rae Jepsen (36) Bob Dylan (35) Daniel Johnston (30) The Bug (22). #myweekcounted 458 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands EsDeeKid, Carly Rae Jepsen, Bob Dylan, Daniel Johnston, The Bug
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Rob @wifes.app · 19/09/2026
took my son to uni halls today. mad
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 17/09/2026
it is wild how bluesky has like. a whole staff of lowtaxes. like they're all lowtaxing in their own ways. they're spending 0.5-2m a year, conservatively, on lowtax payroll
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Rob @wifes.app · 17/09/2026
loaded sex dice
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
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Rob @wifes.app · 16/09/2026
carvery lunch meet up with an old colleague and now I'm eepy
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
remembering when someone pointed at Broccoli's green harness and asked "is he a celtic fan?" and I was like "naw he's a wee dug?".
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Robert Dallas Gray @robertdallasgray.com · 15/09/2026
I really feel it’s super important for people to stand up and say very clearly that the AI doomer stuff is completely risible and anyone that treats it remotely seriously is a joke
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