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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 2h
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: The Knife (48) Slum Village (19) The Sound (13) Fever Ray (10) R.E.M. (10). #myweekcounted 198 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands The Knife, Slum Village, The Sound, Fever Ray, R.E.M.
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 30/09/2026
it me
the video in the quoted post paused at 22 seconds.
I got coot - you're reliable and predictable. there's a crop from a manuscript with a drawing of a coot I guess.
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 27/09/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Beth Orton (21) Primitive Rage (18) Kind of Like Spitting (14) Emptyset (12) PEELINGFLESH (10). #myweekcounted 226 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands Beth Orton, Primitive Rage, Kind of Like Spitting, Emptyset, PEELINGFLESH
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 24/09/2026
this was a passing thought but I remembered that she ripped it because she didn't like me having a poster of a woman in my bedroom. I think I have described this girlfriend as horrid before and this is a great example. poster for reference.
poster version of the cover of trailer park by Beth Orton.
features Beth Orton sat on the ground in a car park with a big lens flare.
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 20/09/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: EsDeeKid (38) Carly Rae Jepsen (36) Bob Dylan (35) Daniel Johnston (30) The Bug (22). #myweekcounted 458 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands EsDeeKid, Carly Rae Jepsen, Bob Dylan, Daniel Johnston, The Bug
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 13/09/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Bob Dylan (34) Neil Young (22) Joni Mitchell (16) Daniel Johnston (14) Buffalo Springfield (13). #myweekcounted 184 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, Daniel Johnston, Buffalo Springfield
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 04/09/2026
i need to go back to the gym I had this squat (ass to grass too mf) and I'm kinda goofy with it. 180kg if you need to convert like me. I can't bench for shit but my squat and dead are good (juicy ass from cycling) squat is very flexibility and technique heavy imo so it says shit about your build.
tweet screenshot 
donald boat @laserboat999

nice 400lb squat bro she just let me hit cuz i'm goofy
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 04/09/2026
what's up it's your autistic friend
mock up of a t-shirt.
top text says: how come it's always "you're autistic" and not 
then there's a picture of a racing driver in front of a formula 1 style car
bottom text reads: thank you for telling me everything you know about trackmania (it's actually the trackmania logo in green)
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 03/09/2026
they still do it.
current eBay listing titled "VINTAGE SHIMANO LARGE FLANGE FRONT HUB.. L@@K !"
it has a picture of the thing on a wooden table(it's the hub for a bike wheel)
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 30/08/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Wu-Tang Clan (28) Joni Mitchell (27) DJ Shadow (20) INFECTIOUS JELQING (17) Run the Jewels (13). #myweekcounted 238 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands Wu-Tang Clan, Joni Mitchell, DJ Shadow, INFECTIOUS JELQING, Run the Jewels
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 23/08/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Boards of Canada (35) Minnie Riperton (28) Joni Mitchell (22) Burial (13) Squarepusher (9). #myweekcounted 217 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands Boards of Canada, Minnie Riperton, Joni Mitchell, Burial, Squarepusher
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 19/08/2026
tired voice you've ever heard: six sevennn
cut off screenshot of Credit report

Credit utilisation

Try to bring your credit usage bel 25%

You're using 67% of your total reported credit limit of £
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 16/08/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: clipping. (31) OP8 (18) Neil Young (17) Slint (17) Joni Mitchell (14). #myweekcounted 201 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands clipping., OP8, Neil Young, Slint, Joni Mitchell
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 09/08/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: clipping. (36) Rage Against the Machine (35) El-P (14) The Mountain Goats (13) Codeine (10). #myweekcounted 220 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands clipping., Rage Against the Machine, El-P, The Mountain Goats, Codeine
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 07/08/2026
they're the same and that's good. you have got to be less scared of being called communist.
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Boomers with high school educations not understanding the difference between socialism and communism is sort of expected but there is no excuse for everyone else to confuse them.

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Seriously. And folks from younger gen X pretty much on down are just eating it up and giving us red scare 2.0 and telling us they're not doing red scare 2.0 ... so more damn gaslighting!!
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 07/08/2026
it's definitely not. incredible shit house behaviour to not check for another one who's actually relatively famous.
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 04/08/2026
I can't imagine having this thought or approving of it. it's a good performance (where did you sleep last night/in the pines by nirvana) but just listen to more music you'll find it.
YouTube comment from EstellaHavisham121 1 yr ago

Played this to my 11 year old son today. He said "dad, why don't they make music like this anymore". He loved it.
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 02/08/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Cannibal Ox (20) Mick Jenkins (20) El-P (19) Merchant Ships (16) Modern Baseball (14). #myweekcounted 346 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands Cannibal Ox, Mick Jenkins, El-P, Merchant Ships, Modern Baseball
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 31/07/2026
this is rob ripe
my hand holding a banana that is pretty ripe. the end is black and there are brown spots everywhere.
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 26/07/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Squarepusher (34) Massive Attack (25) Neil Young (19) Combat Wounded Veteran (18) Olivia Rodrigo (18). #myweekcounted 342 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands Squarepusher, Massive Attack, Neil Young, Combat Wounded Veteran, Olivia Rodrigo
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 23/07/2026
listen I like this guy's comics but whatever is happening here is not what he says it is. liberal brain is all about symbols. I would suggest it's photos of Gestapo murdering people in the street or planes bombing Iran or a thousand other examples over this.
not naming the guy because I don't want the smoke but post by a comics guy quoting a picture of trump not lowering his head while people around him do that reads:
"Jesus Christ.

Photo by Evan Vucci. One of the most incisive and damning images I've seen of this president and his regime."
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 23/07/2026
can't find a single pic that captures it but surely.
Hannibal lecter and will Graham from the TV show Hannibal facing each other up close while Hannibal holds the back of will's neck.Alana Bloom and Margot Verger from the Hannibal TV show looking moodily past the camera.
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 07/07/2026
video of what it looks like. I thought my eyes were doing something odd at first.
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 03/07/2026
here it is.
map of England showing the region "east of England" in red.
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 25/06/2026
the new RSHE guidelines for schools become mandatory soon and they're largely good but the gender identity bits are a mess. teach the facts but not those ones.
69. Pupils should also be taught the facts and the law about biological sex and gender reassignment. This should recognise that people have legal rights by virtue of their biological sex which are different from the rights of those of the opposite sex with the protected characteristic of gender reassignment. Pupils should also be taught to recognise that people with the protected characteristic of gender reassignment, as with the other protected characteristics, have protection from discrimination and should be treated with respect and dignity.

70. In teaching this, schools should be mindful that beyond the facts and the law about biological sex and gender reassignment there is significant debate, and they should be careful not to endorse any particular view or teach it as fact. For example, they should not teach as fact that all people have a gender identity. Schools should avoid language and activities which repeat or enforce gender stereotypes. Schools should be mindful to avoid any suggestion that social transition is a simple solution to feelings of distress or discomfort.

71. Schools should encourage young people to consider how to express their views while remaining respectful of the opinions of others. Schools should be clear that bullying or disrespectful language or behaviour is never appropriate.

72. Where schools decide to use external resources, they should avoid materials that use cartoons or diagrams that oversimplify this topic, that could be interpreted as being aimed at younger children, or that perpetuate stereotypes or encourage pupils to question their gender. Schools should consult parents on the content of external resources on this topic in advance and make all materials available to them on request as set out in the section on openness with parents.
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 25/06/2026
illicit images klaxon
Replacing the lead images

Latest comment: 4 months ago

The image used on this page contains an illicit image of inklin from splatoon, which are characters that are 14 years old. Is there any way to report the user who added it and change tt image to anything else? Whatever can be done to take down the image is for the best, I feel. ~2025-40178-11 (talk) 08:14, 12

December 2025 (UTC)
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 22/06/2026
soup
Mariah Carey tweet 
Eating some bleak soup.. Its green and quite putrid: )
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 19/06/2026
identify much more strongly with rei myself but ok sure. all the gendo questions are like "would you destroy humanity because you want to"
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 18/06/2026
name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. the odyssey
screencap from the Canadian kids TV show "the odyssey"
it looks like it's 1991.
left to right:
dirty blond boy in white tee and light blue denim jacket
brown haired girl in confusingly layered outfit in purples and pinks
boy in red shirt and sleeveless black jacket with chains also wearing a bandana.
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 15/06/2026
was it this survey do you think because I have questions about the validity.
old post from me:

half these questions were

"age restriction and giving your id to websites is obviously good, what's so good about it? please choose your favourite three."

useless ass survey. I wrote other for most but that means I'm statistically meaningless and they'll say "4/5 respondents favoured the measures"
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 11/06/2026
(as Greg Egan) I spent so many short stories on this... and he just... tweeted it out
Jared Yates Sexton tweet 

I...worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out.

Jul 11. 2017
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 29/05/2026
feels like this imo.
caption at the top "can you measure EXACTLY 6 liters from jugs of 12, 8, and 5 liters?"
underneath is a representation of the 3 jugs, they are represented as rounded rectangles, in order of volume, largest at the left.
the 12 litre jug is coloured blue as if full of water.
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 21/05/2026
Chris cocks
screenshot of Chris Cocks CEO of hasbro next to a Hasbro stock ticker thing that says it's at 89.75 down 7.43. no units are given.
there's a caption at the bottom that says "hasbro evolves beyond toys"
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 18/05/2026
Shakira with the thigh joots and mini jress
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 08/05/2026
I'll be sure to look forward to new releases from Sven Hassel thank you so much penguin books uk. kinda weird to be doing SEO on the lying nazi imo.
Google search results screenshot 
Penguin books uk

Sven Hassel

Never miss a book by Sven Hassel. Sign up to be notified of new releases and ebook deals by Sven Hassel. Sign up. By signing up, I confirm that I'm over 16.
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 08/05/2026
made this quickly as a reply but had to poast it again sorry. people who enjoy sports may have made rugby feature more heavily.
hull mentioned
young lady in hoody with a snail on it.

crudely pasted pictures of:
the deep aquarium
chip spice container
the housemartins album cover for London 0 hull 4
Lilian bilocca
William Wilberforce
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 08/05/2026
hull mentioned!
hull mentioned
young lady in hoody with a snail on it.

crudely pasted pictures of:
the deep aquarium
chip spice container
the housemartins album cover for London 0 hull 4
Lilian bilocca
William Wilberforce
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 08/05/2026
sickos.jpg
Hale described the result of the Hull vote as a "terrible night for the Labour Party" and called on Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer to resign.

"What we were getting on every doorstep... was not about the Labour Party per se - certainly not about local councillors - it was about the leadership of the Labour Party," he said.

"I'm afraid councillors up and down the land, in Hull tonight, have paid the price for that.

"Keir Starmer needs to look at these results, reflect upon them and do the right thing and go."
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 08/05/2026
election going well
screenshot from the hull daily mail website 
"it's f***ing f****ed"

"it's f***ing f****ed" - A senior Labour source just said.
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 01/05/2026
I had the money in my account but it would have fucked me over and I made the right choice I'm so brave. it's an esoteric interfaced music production thing for context.
small hardware tracker
it's black, with 8 chunky buttons and a small LCD.
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 27/04/2026
type of shit I been on lately
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 23/04/2026
I saved this the other day and I've been thinking about it ever since.
POV of someone holding a mug that says "I accidentally became important at work and it's ruining my life"
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 17/04/2026
found it
dril tweet:
 in a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling online surveys that i "Dont know" what pringles are constitutes Heroism.
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 07/04/2026
edited xkcd
precariously stacked blocks labelled all modern digital infrastructure 
at the bottom is a small piece labelled AWS US-east
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 02/04/2026
any fans of phase IV
poster for the film "phase IV" directed by Saul bass
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 02/04/2026
Yoda meme
listening to disembodied tyrant out of jar whole standing in front of refrigerator at 1.34am
2.12am... going back for more disembodied tyrant

it is very badly edited
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 02/04/2026
found the first ever one
email from help veterans, basically fundraising. it is addressed to Ruth. dated 02/07/2009
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 02/04/2026
this is maybe my favourite of all time and has stuck with me for 12 years.
tweet screenshot:
Royal Majesty @tupacdurex
bean run bean tun
are you out of beans?
yes sir Yes sir
👖three👖small👖jeans
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 02/04/2026
the best funny tweets are unintentionally funny imo
Louise mensch tweet:
My sources say the death penalty, for espionage, being considered for @StevenKBannon. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
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Rob (the scary kind) @wifes.app · 13/03/2026
haven't done one of these for a while
5x4 topster
   Various Artists - Birch Presents: Champagne Kisses
    Two Shell - Two Shell
    Slew - WHO ELSE?
    Fugazi - Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity)
    Title Fight - Shed

    Bicep - CHROMA 000
    INFECTIOUS JELQING - ABSOLUTE CORE ANNIHILATION
    Insect Inside - Reborn In Blight
    Life Without Buildings - Any Other City
    Vein.fm - errorzone

    Peter Fox - Stadtaffe
    Photek - Modus Operandi
    Castevet - Obsian
    Dub Syndicate - Strike the Balance
    Loma Prieta - Last City

    El-P - I'll Sleep When You're Dead
    SINN6R - #FEDERAL
    Turbulence - The Remedy
    Boldy James - Manger on McNichols
    PinkPantheress - Fancy That
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