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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

If you enjoyed this eclipse, you should pop the date of the next one in your colander.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

that’ll get them beyond the semis bsky.app/profile/poly...

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Hell is having to work with other people's spreadsheets.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Windows 11 and Office 365 are like a time warp back to the early 2000s. The OS isn't stable and Office has functionality that doesn't work that you can't remove. And Copilot is Clippy.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Trump’s attack on Iran appears to be failing because we still haven’t forgotten about the Epstein files.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Always a treat when a band past their prime squeeze out one last gem that sounds like their glory years. Gives me hope that I might still have one final piece of GCSE Geography coursework in me. Sick of people shouting 'Do oxbow lakes!' at me when I'm doing newer material like back pain and balding.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

If only I could be a reasonable amount of whelmed.

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Alice Lilly @aliceolilly.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas definitely sounds like a real and important thing, absolutely, 100%, much shield very envoy such important wow

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

gentleman. we are gathered here today by my milkshake.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

A picture paints a thousand words? No, you're thinking of a paragraph. A paragraph is a thousand words. A picture's just a bunch of blobs.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

[mechanic slapping the roof of your civilisation] well there's your problem, your end-stage capitalism doesn't seem to have an actual end.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

The reply all button is the devil's playground

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Christmas Dinners Around The World. UK: Sage and onion turkey, sips mulled wine. Australia: Thymey kangaroo, downs port.

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ChrisO_wiki @chriso-wiki.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

In honour of its proponents, I suggest that the Dmitriev-Witkoff proposal should henceforth be called the Dim-Wit Plan

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Often wondered when my "old man hates new tech" moment would come, approaching 50, thought maybe I was immune. But AI-generated music is it, apparently. Utter soulless slop, polluting my playlists. Burn it all.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

motsi: thank you for sharing your journey with us craig: that was nnnorgeous, darling shirley: *applauding slowly* it was a privilege to watch anton: you went ‘phwoar, i‘m gonna give it some of that’ and then you went ‘ave it’ and that move at the end? fabulous me: can I please just finish my shit

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Anyone who chooses Sinatra as their funeral song: you didn't do it your way. Your spouse influenced you. Your friends guided you. Your family made decisions you didn't like but went along with. And they're all having that thrown in their faces as they pay their last respects.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

And when there were twenty-three pairs of footprints in the sand? It was then that you were a member of The Polyphonic Spree.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Just threw a ghost boomerang. That’s gonna come back to haunt me.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Felt coot. Might delete later.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Doctor: “Good morning. What seems to be the problem?” Patient: “Well, Doctor, I swallowed a tiny tool box yesterday and now I have ear rake and my throat is a little saw…”

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Reached an age where there's a 50/50 chance that any TV show I watch will feature a posh man walking towards the camera saying "I've come to Fincham to see a one of a kind feat of engineering. This stretch of canal is home to the world famous Wittletwix Lock..."

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

I hope this ishmael finds you whale

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Halloweeno @vimtotime.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Autumnal modesty

A painted pedestrian man with a strategically placed leaf

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

If you could help me find an anagram for ‘dusting vermin’, it’s driving me nuts.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

[sign in hawk's kitchen] EAT PREY, LOVE

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Absolutely ridiculous that we're all just expected to believe that there's a football team called Crystal Palace. That is a nonsense. Who are their rivals, Enchanted Glade? Grow up.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

“Good day, shopkeep. I’d like two litres of your finest dramatic exit” “I’m afraid they only come in fl ounces”

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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

When we overcook pasta in our house, we call it ‘al denture’.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

People often ask how my wife and I met, but it's your pretty standard boy meets girl story. She was a young woman who left the big city to move back home, and I was the physical manifestation of her grief, a memory repressed, the shape in the dark.

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Sugar is more deadly and addictive than weed

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Please don’t call it man flu. Its correct name is manchester flunited.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

"What's a baby deer called?” “Fawn!" “Sorry - what's a baby deer called, O wise and handsome one?"

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Middle-class parents organising custom plates and framed class portrait art for teachers at end of year need to get a grip. Your kid is one 1000s they will deal with in their working life. If you must, booze and chocolate or even better, cold hard cash.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Dua Lipa should release her own brand of beer called Dual IPA.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

I’ve never found a primer that works for me though. What if one of the crowd has?! A beacon of matt faced make up loveliness in a sea of deflated paddling pools.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Conspiracy theorists should be required to do work experience in government departments so they can see firsthand the impossibility of any vast secret government conspiracies.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

- Doctor, doctor! I've forgotten the sound a cash register makes! - I see. It's catching, I'm afraid

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

People who bemoan audiobooks should get a grip of themselves. Reading is the aberration. For tens of thousands of years oral stories were the norm.

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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Reading an article about the 25th anniversary of Tate Modern and learned the building was in use as a power station for less than 20 years, from 1962 to 1981 - meaning it's been an art gallery for longer than it was ever a power station.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Sport FACT: Tennis star Coco Gauff’s full name is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio Coco Gauff.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Bit frustrating that the only reliable way to make a new friend as an adult is to engage in a cat and mouse game with the detective that's obsessed with catching you before you kill again.

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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

A nice young man has just offered me his seat on the tube. I shall now return home, retire to my bed, and wait for death.

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BERGΛMΛX @bergamax.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Chris Judge’s “A Daily Cloud” project began in 2020, born from quiet days in the garden during lockdown. With simple lines and a touch of imagination, he turned everyday skies into playful scenes - one cloud at a time. [1/3] Credits: adailycloud [FB] #clouds #creative

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

The problem with Superman is that films want to portray him as a cop when he's actually a fireman.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

It'd like the old rhymes goes: Black smoke at night, the cardinals fight White smoke in the morning, new pope they're adorning

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Ben from Spookily Drawn Swords @glenatron.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

I was thinking about cave art this morning and found myself wondering why they only painted in caves. But of course they didn't, it's just that the caves preserved their art. I bet they painted every available surface. I bet the stone age world was trailed with art everywhere humans went.

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