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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Just been stood in a 6 people deep single file queue for a bar because I thought going landscape and pushing in would be considered an act of war. I am the epitome of sheeple. I’m sorry I failed you all.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

My mum asked me yesterday if belly buttons can close up over time if you’ve ever wondered how miraculous my survival into adulthood has been.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Right. Let’s have a wee dram for a night cap and turn in. Big love you bunch of very kind but generally a bit weird strangers from the internet.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Just found out the lodger died. Epic battle hard fought sunshine. No doubt you’ve got to the pearly gates and called St Peter a cunt so I’ll see you down below when I get there. #fuckcancer

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

I’ve made the school girl error of washing all my bedding at the same time including the pillows, so tonight I’m going to have to sleep in the spare room like I’m visiting an awkward relatives house.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

My girlfriend just said I was rubbish at describing her. She's got a cheek.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Good morning star sailors, may your coffee pop some rich brown electricity into your veins, your toast be lavishly buttered and golden like the hair of a flaxen maiden and your morning wood give your tummy and butthole butterflies. Go well into the weekend chums.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I’ve travelled the lands this week, I’ve been to Manchester, Camberley, Chipping Camden and tomorrow I’m at Wembley doing some work stuff and boozing (I hope there’s booze) I could do with a sit down tbqhwy

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Things I would pop on a bonfire: - Broad beans - The person who was driving in lane 3 of the M1 southbound this afternoon at 59mph with their full beams on in broad daylight burning the shitting retinas out of everyone.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

For whoever is interested QVC have got a banger of an Elemis deal on at the moment.

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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Good morning. I don't know who did this, but I love you.

An abandoned building by the beach where a window overlooks the sea. The water through the window resembles a painting, so someone has scrawled Free Rothko on the wall.

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Glen O'Hara @gsoh31.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Let's just take a moment to reflect on the self-sacrifice and hope this person embodies - not the evil, hateful monsters thirsting for violence.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Been t’seaside had a fantastic Sunday lunch at North in Seaburn. Good weekending. #beefonthetimeline

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

You know what I really love about Halloween. Living in a gated community. Hands off my haribo you little fucking urchins.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Anyway how are things? All good? Any dramas? Anyone won a 5 metre swimming badge to sew onto their trunks or a bare knuckle boxing match?

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I read that as Prince Andrew gives up royal titties and I imagined him handing them back on a red velvet cushion and a beefeater rinsing them off in alcohol solution before locking them in a box of shame in the tower. Anyway I got that wrong so there’s that.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Just asked mum what she wants for Christmas and she wants a CD player. *checks to see how far the clocks actually went back last night

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

The random yet oddly specific things my mum asks for No. 397

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable

A young child is pictured next to bold text that reads, "Right now, the need for blood is rising." The name "Sophie" and the phrase "blood recipient" are also visible.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

I stood on a hidden raspberry that was lurking next to the kitchen skirting earlier and now my stair carpet looks like I’ve killed and skinned Mr Blobby. So that’s my evening sorted *dons marigolds and gets the upholstery spray out

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Thursday tomorrow which means #bins don’t forget to pop it out or you’ll have a fortnight of bin juice concerns.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Things I have acquired this week: 4 dining chairs from ebay New fluffy slippers that are like warm hugs for my ever cold feet A boyfriend

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Do you think people are named Dirk because when the parents registered the birth they said Derek too fast?

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

How me and my mates like to be referred to when we’re at legs, bums and tums class.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Next door have been having a room party since 1am and apparently the hotel has no other rooms available to move me too. Just been down to reception in my pjs and told them they’re a bunch of shit houses which hasn’t helped the situation but has made me feel slightly better.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Me in a previous era. About 1984, with my grandad, proving that I was a bad ass bitch (and accomplished goalkeeper) from a very early age.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Nearly choked on space raider earlier. I did not have ‘by nostalgic crisp’ on my ‘How am I going to die’ bingo card but it’s going on there now. ‘Falling down the stairs while carrying too many things’ is still at no. 1 though.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Night night. I hope all your weekends have been filled with happiness, laughter and custard drenched sponge puddings. #sleepwell

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Why do old people always have random dishes of hideous leftovers laying about waiting to jump scare you. Ive never seen anything more wrinkly and gonadial lying around and my dating age bracket is men 35-55. Last nights poached peaches apparently.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

We’re just under 2 hours away from the dread zone. I suggest you all start drinking now to lessen the impact, maybe start with a nice glass of red and then move on to cocktails about half six. #sundaydreads

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Jeffrey Epstein is like the new Kevin Bacon, in that everyone alive today is only 7 degrees away from someone who’s met him. Makes you think.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

I’ve auntied hard, roasted up and had a couple of Sunday pints. *scratches tummy and falls asleep on the sofa

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

3am finish. Just woken up. Should be at work. Somebody push a fry up under my hotel room door.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Bring back putting a phone to your ear and speaking into the mouthpiece to save everyone else on this train hearing your boring monotone friend telling you about trying to find a car parking space.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Black tie do down in that there fancy Mayfair tomorrow so Ive been trying on all my frocks to remind myself which ones inner lining accentuates my gunt, which one makes my armpit folds look like arse cracks, which one I can’t bend down in and which one make my boobs look square. *adds all 4 to bag

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Corned beef pasties for tomorrow’s charity bake off at work. Entering the savoury category as someone who makes a curry spiced shepherds pie wins every year as no one else enters anything savoury. (Don’t get me started on the ‘is a shepherds pie even a bake’ discussion the absolute charlatans)

Better than Greggs corned beef pasties with a cheese, onion seed and thyme crust

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Some of you have small brains and it shows. *pokes your tiny brain back inside your ear with a stick

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

So we’re now in the ‘fifth summer’ after a couple of weeks of ‘fake autumn’ and I know this because it’s bastard hot and the ice cream van has just come down the road. *takes off autumn duvet and shakes fist at chlorofluorocarbon manufacturers of the 70s and 80s.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Once had a wank in a sleeping bag on the floor of my mates lounge while having a teenage sleep over because I found a Jilly Cooper on their parents bookcase. Formative years. #RIPJilly

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Me and the new fella have been out this avo.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Morning! Been out in the park for a run because it’s sunny and fresh. Captured this rare picture of a Dalek in the wild.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Haven’t put the heating on yet, but I have just switched to my autumn duvet.

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

I’ve guilted myself into searching for adventures and shenanigans to do before the year is out. Fuck you sofa. *necks 2 tequilas and calls the cat a twat

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Tuppence Pennyapple IV @fabulucy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Christ, the snuggly season is fucking ace isn’t it. Might start a petition to allow onesies at work. By the way if you want an amazing fabric softener try Lenor Northern Solstice, smells so good it’ll make your quaver quiver.

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