kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 6hMoisturized too close to the sun, just slipped barefoot on a rug like it was black ice 010
kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026right pit keeps catching my attention which I think means this new scent’s a winner 000
Reposted by kristinAlex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i don't actually know, off the top of my head without looking it up, whether america has stepped up deportations since 2024 because what i do know is that the regime now routinely sends people to "third-country" PRISON CAMPS, which still gets called "deportation" by the state and the news 15818
kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my deodorant ran out after one pit so I had to open a new one and now my left and right flank are going to smell different 000
Reposted by kristinevy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026whenever you feel like you’re too small to change anything know that citizens from small towns and cities that speak up against flock and axon cameras in their communities (and sometimes get arrested for it) are fighting and sometimes succeeding against this 8896301
Reposted by kristin[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m starting to think you guys just enjoy saying nor’easter like you’re a bunch of grizzled sea captains talking to lonely barmaids 1718549
Reposted by kristinJoshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"I’ll catch you outside and rip your face off," one Connecticut judicial marshal allegedly told ICE agents at a state courthouse in Meriden on Wednesday, according to the statement from DHS. 771093180
kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026realizing I’m going to be caring for this poor creature during a nor’easter. I wonder how that will change him 010
kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m watching my neighbors’ cats in my home for a few days while they have repair work done. Obviously they’re tweaking, because cats. one of them is terrified of my ceiling fan 100
kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026got pointedly body shamed by an unhoused person yesterday? and obviously there’s nothing I can do about that. I get her overall discontent. but can’t wait to think about it every time I try to fall asleep for the next 20 years 000
Reposted by kristinJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"hope this helps" has such banal wickedness in it... that's why I never say it. I'm too full of light. and uniqueness 745536
kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m so sick of the nice soup I made a giant batch of 👍 010
Reposted by kristinBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026me when frasier goes to a ski lodge with his brother, dad, daphne, and daphne's girlfriend, and there's a gay skiing instructor who thinks niles likes him, but actually the girlfriend likes niles, but frasier likes the girlfriend, and niles likes daphne, but daphne likes the skiing instructor, and m 51288
kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026watching a cute video of a bunny trying to figure out if it’s ai 000
Reposted by kristin Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 13/09/2026So they realized they're in the gutter, no revenue in sight, operating at a tremendous loss, and suddenly decided to slow down "to save the humanity." 1063808873
Reposted by kristinFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026immovable object (autism) vs unstoppable force (narcissism) 10856165
kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026wait actually can someone make this? the market is ready for a lunch danish, dairy free 010
Reposted by kristinlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/09/2026elaine wanting to sell just the muffin tops off muffins is a good seinfeld bit but my wanting to sell just the layer of half-crunchy, half-gooey savory puff pastry crust from a chicken pot pie is a viable billion dollar industry 2036811
Reposted by kristinShykin @shykin.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies. I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend. 4978135509
kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026watching a friend’s elderly dog for a few days and every time I have to usher him up or down a set of stairs he looks at me like I killed his entire family 110
Reposted by kristinbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 01/09/2026if i got rabies i would use it to help people 843785
kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I got laid off 5 months ago and am only now getting occasional interviews. It’s so bad out here 100
Reposted by kristinMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026A 76-year-old green card holder with stage 4 cancer was arrested at his citizenship application interview and has been held by ICE for two months. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news... 10033771416
kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026At 15, I was in pre-op about to have my appendix out. They put the TV on for me and Cars was playing, but I was too preoccupied to care. A nurse came by and was I bet you don’t want to watch this, and switched it to The Shaggy Dog and was like “that’s better :)” and I was like please anesthetize me 110
Reposted by kristinJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 118313068381
Reposted by kristinDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026WHY DO THE WRONG 80-YEAR-OLDS FROM HOME ALONE 2 KEEP DYING 431378
Reposted by kristinmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026gd she was so cool bsky.app/profile/tyra... 2789115
kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I just finished putting on full beat makeup, just for fun. Now I’m all teary. God damn 010
kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026on the upside, I responded to the bad news by picking up a little treat i hadn’t tried before and when I tell you this shit whips… 100
kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026dealing with a medical mystery so puzzling the pathologist showed my biopsy results at a dermatopathology conference to try to get more theories. at what point do I just post a pic of what I’m dealing with on Reddit and ask if I’m dying? 000
kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I want a girl with a short Durst and a loooooong Robert 000
Reposted by kristinKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 18/08/2026This is 100% why people who've been on X for years now get so weirdly bummed out by Bluesky or any other site. It isn't that bsky is a 'bubble', it's that being a shithead in the replies gets you an immediate nuclear-block, rather than immediately rewarded with Skinner-box treats404media.coX's Algorithm Feeds Off Ragebait and Impacts Democrats More, Study FindsX is driving engagement by making users fight in the replies. 6150051342
Reposted by kristinjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I cannot stress enough: the AI bubble has already popped it is just being kept on life support by corporations trying to squeeze even a dollar more out of their shit investment, and tech bros doing the same before abandoning their shit company startups. keep hating on AI, you're winning 22100824330
kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026It took me nearly 2 hours to wet vac my couch then I immediately spilled the tank of dirty water back onto it 100
kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026brb reporting fascist spon con on LinkedIn as ai slop 000
Reposted by kristininnes mck @innes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026but they already made a historically accurate version of the odyssey? 393525622
kristin @whykristinwhy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026my mom used to do chicken breasts in cream of mushroom. this is kind of an elevated version and tbh my mom might’ve been right to do it the short way bc it tastes almost identical 100
Reposted by kristinonion person @junlper.beer · 21/07/2026“chart for dinner” is so good, definitely will be a load bearing comic for me for the rest of my life 294659497
Reposted by kristinJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 18/07/2026Holy shit, my boy State Rep. @davidmoralespvd.bsky.social (running to replace Providence, RI mayor and ultra-Zionist Brett Smiley this fall) released the below video, where he comes out in favor of the city's BDS initiative against Israel WOKE 2.0 IS POSSIBLE 🍉💜✊ www.facebook.com/watch/?v=467... 47616
