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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
WOW. The New Jersey AG has charged an Essex County Prosecutor’s Office sergeant for allegedly stealing a photojournalist’s camera equipment while the journo was at a hospital being treated for injuries she suffered outside Delaney Hall. The bag had an air tag and was tracked to the cop's house.
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Essex County Prosecutor’s Office Sergeant Allegedly Steals Injured Journalist’s Camera Bag and Equipment During Delaney Hall Protest, Charged with Theft - New Jersey Office of Attorney General
Attorney General Jennifer Davenport and the Office of Public Integrity and Accountability (OPIA) announced the filing of a criminal charge against an Essex County Prosecutor's Office sergeant, stemming from his alleged theft of a photojournalist’s camera equipment while the journalist was at a hospital being treated for injuries from a May 30, 2026 protest at Newark’s Delaney Hall.
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whitebreadpicnic.bsky.social @whitebreadpicnic.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
UCLA was funny for the money with KTs face on it theyre not hurting anyone and people are allowed to talk a little shit
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Last night was fun as hell and hoo boy we have so much more planned for the official takeover. Glad everyone liked the Emergency Broadcast and welcome new infowarriors.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A lot about the world is very heavy right now but if a college football podcast that got jettisoned by Vox during the pandemic for not having a marketable audience can raise this much money for refugees in Atlanta in two days then just think of all the stuff we can all do together
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
USUALLY presidents getting blame or taking credit for gas prices (or local crime rates, or etc etc) is dumb, because it’s a commodity whose price is set on a global market, USUALLY for reasons having little to do with the White House’s occupant. But this is 100% directly Trump’s fault.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I don't think it's a coincidence Talarico and Mamdani cobbled together basically the same demographic coalition in two very disparate areas of the country, and both present coherent worldviews not defined solely by Orange Man Bad
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
When will athletes learn that visiting the Trump White House almost guarantees that he’ll threaten a war or something while you’re just kinda standing there in the background
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Wendy Suares @wsuares.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
REMEMBER THIS? Here's a look back at Trump's newly named DHS Secretary, Sen. Markwayne Mullin, in 2023 when he stood up and tried to fight labor leader Sean O'Brien at a senate committee hearing after reading O'Brien's tweet saying he'd take him "any time, any place."
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LAISSEZ LES BOO QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
it should cost you your dignity, your reputation, your livelihood, your marriage to serve in the Trump administration, at a bare minimum.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Just watched the figure skating gala, can’t get over the Italian skaters who, given the opportunity to truly express themselves in any way, did a Macarena/YMCA/Cotton Eye Joe medley
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Like 75% of the US Olympic curlers are from Minnesota. A lot of them curl out of two clubs in Saint Paul, one club is in Frogtown, a neighborhood that has been very heavily targeted by ICE. These curlers are good neighbors.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
who is this diva
Another NFC defensive player: “Florence & The Machine. But I don’t know if everybody would rock with that.”
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 27/01/2026
they’re saying you’re washed global capital. they’re saying you put up mickey mouse numbers against plumbers and middle school gym teachers. they’re saying you can’t hang in the modern scoring environment. they’re calling you a 20th century merchant. they’re saying you’re chopped and unc
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
getting mad you can’t sleep because people are banging on trash cans so you run out and tear gas yourself while setting off the fire alarms in the building is a hilariously stupid way to make your problems worse
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
You know what law was intended to prevent state legal regimes from racially profiling families and abducting children who might be caught without a parent? The Civil Rights Act of 1866. You know, the law to dismantle the Black Codes.
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whitebreadpicnic.bsky.social @whitebreadpicnic.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
good teams win great teams cover
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Ryan Ritter @ndtex.gamin4aven.org · 16/01/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I always love this argument like the United States hasn't lost multiple wars to 150 lb dudes living off goats, rice, and the little shrimp that live in rice paddies
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Buffet Briefinity 🎃🎃🍬🍫 @briesmith.xyz · 12/01/2026
If you’re not hearing alarm bells and seeing big flashing red lights at this, you’re just not paying attention. We’re in fucking trouble.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I was going to do a snarky post about how the SEC got zero teams into the national championship game and then I remembered that also happened last year and then I remembered that also happened the year before that
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
DHS tweeted this yesterday. Little more than 24 hours later, ICE agents just shot and killed a legal observer in Minneapolis.
DHS tweet:
"GOOD MORNING MINNEAPOLIS!"
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whitebreadpicnic.bsky.social @whitebreadpicnic.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
BOOOOOOOO
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whitebreadpicnic.bsky.social @whitebreadpicnic.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
lol LMAO
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 29/11/2025
a rivalry game where the field conditions deteriorate through the game is beautiful, representing the deterioration of the psyches of everyone involved
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
The tush push is a modern art piece meant to demonstrate that officiating - and thus, law itself - is an ephemeral human creation no stronger or more meaningful than the daydreams of an idiot
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whitebreadpicnic.bsky.social @whitebreadpicnic.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Medium famous is generous
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Yeah I've said this before but I didn't quit Twitter out of some great sense of Purpose; I quit because the user experience fucking sucked
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Benjamin Solak @benjaminsolak.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
The Ravens have now lost 8 games since the 2021 season in which they, at one point, had a win probability of at least 90%. That's three more than the next closest team.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I might regret posting this tomorrow but....Harbaugh?
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 08/09/2025
John Harbaugh has blown 17 double-digit, second-half leads. That’s the most by any coach since at least 1991. H/T JoshDubowAP/X
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 08/09/2025
Ravens should trade for Jim Harbaugh
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 08/09/2025
Imagine the kind of guy who could tackle Lamar Jackson by himself. Now imagine the kind of guy who could tackle Derrick Henry by himself. They are very different guys. Unless they are Venom
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 08/09/2025
kyle van noy getting that lateral
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 17/05/2025
Ethic cleansing & genocide on a massive scale, but the “director of Rapid Response” for the losing campaign that repeatedly refused to engage with communities advocating for a better outcome on this very issue is trying to get a dunk in.
Ammar Moussa
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BREAKING: The Trump administration is working on a plan to permanently relocate up to 1 million Palestinians from the Gaza Strip to Libya, five people with knowledge of the effort told NBC News.Ammar Moussa
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former director of Rapid Response @kamalaharris. formerly delivering words on behalf of @joebiden, @thedemocrats,@ossoff,@hickenlooper.
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
i saw lot of people making fun of dan for this, but its honestly real as hell and a level of introspection sports media desperately needs if it’s going to get back to being a more coherent entity
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
it's wild that today ICE was just like, "we're the thought police" unironically
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
idk if I was senile and possibly running out of time as a free man I'd also be running this shit like a fifth-grader playing RollerCoaster Tycoon on coke
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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Sure I guess. More relevant imo: Since its inception, sports radio has been an ecosystem of vicious sexism and plenty of racism.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Also must point out that they’re simply inventing (& hoping you won’t notice) that Khalil or any other protester was “provid[ing] material support” to any banned foreign group. Material support is a tangible thing. ADL has been making this slanderous accusation w/o any evidence since protests began
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The idea that a Christian Nationalist, neo-Nazi sympathizing administration is illegally disappearing political enemies ON BEHALF OF THE JEWS is completely deranged.
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I let out a genuine sigh of relief.
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whitebreadpicnic.bsky.social @whitebreadpicnic.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
My man my man my man!
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 10/03/2025
welcome to all NFL free agency posters coming over here during the twitter outage! to unlock NFL posts on bluesky, you first have to declare exactly what you'd have done differently than the Harris campaign. then you'll start seeing Sam Darnold posts
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 04/03/2025
less than eight years ago she said what Al Franken did goes beyond party, beyond friendship, and that what he did disqualifies him for public office
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 18/02/2025
they might play sports in philadelphia but they dont play games
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Roses are red Like my cheeks when I blush Less than a week ago the Eagles sacked Patrick Mahomes six times with just a standard four man rush
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whitebreadpicnic.bsky.social @whitebreadpicnic.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Including on his PODCAST that he’s put out AFTER THIS HAPPENED
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
fighting on bluesky feels like overturning a table at the high school Gay Straight Alliance club meeting
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