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Bastard Toadflax @plumicorns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My doctor's office got the MyChart icons framed as their only decor
A purple wall withthree framed prints, all web icons
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bitches from MN flexing being in midtown manhattan like PLEASE
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
brakence STUNS in new track with WETTEST production EVER
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the medical profession could discover entire new ligaments by putting me at corner for a series in an nfl game. line me up to guard jaylen waddle and i'd shred a forbidden ligament that connects your knee to one of your teeth
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
white girl my age sitting across from me on the train gassing up west hartford CT as a place with “really good schools” but “nothing to do”… where i’m from (gold coast) they have slurs for people of your socioeconomic status that you couldn’t even conceive of
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
new brakence single sounds exactly like you think it would
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
really interesting cast of characters in the brakence snippet IG comments. fym i have to think about karl jacobs in 2026
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
who the fuck signed me up for drexel family text updates
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Genuinely upsetting
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 22/09/2026
fuckass hat that says Richard Wagner made me gay
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Brendan Keogh @brkeogh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
dude on 3D printer forum that exclusively refers to his wife as The Warden
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
shelter is 10 years old and if you went back to 2016 and asked someone to decide which twink made tour visuals fantasizing about killing himself and which twink had filipinas on the remix writing verses about being sexually confused they would 100% get it wrong
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
why is there a scary ass japanese woman standing dead still in the middle of the staircase in my apartment building 😭😭😭
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
anthropomorphizing one of the pawls inside of a ratchet
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
insane that 2015 buzzfeed declared a guy so sexy that he is now worth 25M dollars
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
who he play for ass crossword today
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
high as shit rn and adam friedland russell wilson impression is FRYING me
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
met two raytheon engineers at this btw
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yelling GET FUCKING SET at line dancing for tenderqueers
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
s class coupe might be the motor vehicle most indicative of sexual deviancy
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
listening to someone great LCD soundsystem while zooted and staring into a table leg so hard i astral project friday night
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
need to start saying “more or less”
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
listening to audiostalker half asleep at my desk job
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
been getting these instagram reels very specifically involving racist stereotypes of turkish / lebanese mercedes drivers
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
in smell hell
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i’ll never be him
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
congrats to all the homies with various tenuous connections to amherst
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/09/2026
“victoria why are you still on twitter sometimes” yall don’t post like this on here that’s why
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
listening to punisher to make me feel like i’m 16 again
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 12/08/2026
a fart that sounds like a flag flapping in the wind on a quiet morning at sunrise. you know the sound
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’m getting boldly reimagined by Roush Performance later
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
all my friends are wasian take it slow
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you die in the pussy you die in real life.. damn..
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
foster kitten content creator: so here we have one SPICY baby 🤪😂 foster kitten: I am terrified that I am going to fucking die I am terrified that I am going to fucking die I am terrified that I am going to fucking die I am terrified that I am going to fucking die I am terrified that I am goi
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
(gravelly rfk jr. voice) the l-arginine is for whiteness
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Admin @mincer-ray.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
3pm watermelon and tajin lunch
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
unexpected side effect of making your employees vibecode at work is that they’ll end up on ars technica forums. if you give a twink a cookie or whatever
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
government mandated 6 months in boston to get normal
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NFL @nflbot.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Seattle's secondary is impressing @MoneyLynch 😂 Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the @Seahawks airs tonight at 9pm ET on @hbomax
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Being a 6'2'' they/them will have you making ridiculous fashion googles. Little miss broad shoulders looking up "Backless MENS halter top" for the fourth time. Who am I kidding here.
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
one or two negronis deep and listening to joshua citarella’s whitney biennial podcast. fuck my lifeeeee
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
first 5 pages of this book involve evanston, IL and central square in cambridge. beginning to believe in the global baby eating cabal (all of lit from 1990-2010 was written by MFAs from the same 3 universities)
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
drinking tropical redbull out of champagne flutes
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
indian dude on the bus behind me claiming that “all of my bachelor friends would go crazy [over the number 67]”. brother all my bachelor friends go crazy over H1B visa restrictions
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
twenty something white woman with a united states postal service pro cycling team t-shirt WHAT is your deal. where did you even get that. drop it. arguably worse than raytheon merch, definitely more confusing
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baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
it’s happening to me #again #newtoiletwhothis
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