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leaux

@evangaylion.bsky.social
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one of at least four or five working bartenders on Bluesky. lapsed wrestling professional. 🏳️‍⚧️ let me tell you why I love your drink. they/he, the gay she

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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 2h
Watching ghostbusters 2 for the first time
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 4h
Ok I’m done with work is there any News
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 14h
sometimes when I watch Succession I’m like “see, had my dad abused me THAT way, I’d own two properties by now”
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 14h
cfield cops destroyed my home life when I was 15 years old. my friends and I were listening to music outside a Best Buy in one of our cars. Two good ol boy cops started banging on the windows, said we were getting taken in for “prostitution.” told my parents I was giving blowjobs. fuck chesterfield.
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I tried to play Control again and I guess what it comes down to is: if I wanted to run around a big office building, I could just go do that IRL actually
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ah. Lovely. Nothing like getting on the metra and having zero fuckin clue your stop is getting skipped. When it’s fuckin. Raining.
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
why do so many Star Wars Wikis describe tuskan raiders as “xenophobic”
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Me: Oh my god an alien Richard Kind: Actually I'm Richard Kind Me: Oh my god Richard Kind
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why is the trailer for Other Mommy so fucking FUNNY
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
remembering a beautiful time when Chicago was a half-decent vegan city
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THATS CHICAGOLANDS BEST CITY PLANNER YOU BETTER FUCKIN BELIEVE
Me hardstyling with my bestie who appears to be a very boring white dude in a tie
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reporting live from the American Planning Association Illinois Chapter AWARDS BAY BEEEEEE. All the stars are here. Glen Forest Oaks. Rolling Park. downers hills. Meadow grove
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m going to see him get some kind of distinguished service award tonight. Grey suit or navy
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@coolguytim.bsky.social I have a great idea for gay Halloween. Hear me out
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rewatching LDR’s “Ride” video. How the fuck was anyone shocked by her husband looking the way he does??????
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh I just luuuv making a little cocktail
Some golden hued cocktail garnishes in coupes with Tokyo 3 in the background A very kind of prom 1994 looking garnish on a champagne flute with unit 02 super dead next to it
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can’t freakin sleep!!
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My early entry for weeb Wednesday is that without the music of masakatsu takagi, Hosoda’s movies would be better off as like, a Netflix original
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
every person has an uncle pat. If you don’t you might be the uncle pat
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what’s the hottest song(s) you’ve ever been seduced to
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drilling knife skills tonight and seeing what’s functional
A new peel style I’m working on that requires lots of loops
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
binging hacks. these ladies have atrocious bar etiquette
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
extremely popular at the vet today. Very charming. Literally just a baby.
Vivi on a ledge at the vets office
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“haha I bet it’ll be funny to log into tumblr to see if this ‘serene necrosis’ person has a tumblr,” I said, before opening up the most depressing tumblr blog I had ever seen in my adult life
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
threads was created to make me, specifically me, very upset
Worked a 400 guest gala, this past Saturday. A guest asked for a gin based drink, and I went to chat gpt. The drink I found? An "Orange Sour." This drink made me $90 in tips, between three guests.
2oz - Gin
1oz - Orange Juice
.5oz - Lemon Juice
.5oz - Simple Sugar
Shake and serve
Orange peel for garnish.
8yrs in and always looking for new drinks.
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
seven minutes and no payoff? my god, the video is my ex (You do NOT need to watch this in full lmao)
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Trauma of the Moment gods are asking us all to lay it all out on the table re: our personal experiences wrt the Cornell SA disaster. We are all 19 again. I was 19 when it happened to me. but. I feel so far away from it now, it feels almost cruel to admit that I feel like the best case scenario.
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I put Hacks on in the background while I clean and Ava is driving me crazy girl why do you have zero savvy how did you get this far
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope they kiss
The bartenders from cocktail. Its tom cruise and some older Australian dude
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Bartenders are the aristocrats of the working class” WOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I have been BURNDED
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m watching Cocktail for the first time ever and this movie is so much better than I anticipated
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just remembered a song called Beauty in the Breakdown by The Scene Aesthetic. It’s a really bad song. It is not good. But I remembered it existed so now maybe you have to as well :-(
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s kinda fun that the NYT is trying to win us back over with the Annie Hall fit and NPR voice. That’s a neat little riff on a classic.
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
there is a massive, euphoric freedom in genuinely not caring what straight men think about you, and in ignoring straight women's non-stop insecurities
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
damn I didn’t realize twloha was cool af again
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my mental health is like night and day after three nights behind a bar to cap off a month of no bartending
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think one of my bosses got the kind of neurodiversity that makes you a very severe and stoic 65 year old man when you’re only like 27
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's good for people to abandon movements when they realize what they've been (some amount of willfully) ignoring or dismissing this whole time is in fact real. No more media career, though. No more notoriety. Like a pilot that forgets to put down the landing gear. Sorry bud, you don't have it.
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking about all the 8 hour long YouTube recaps I’m abt to watch when @coolguytim.bsky.social is out of town
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What Chicagoland METRA station has the best get off and walk around a suburban downtown vibes?
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am good at my job >:}
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
get wacky with it otherwise but this does not apply when it comes to the IRS. Anyways have fun out there
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*alan cumming voice* LADIES …an gemmlemen
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Imagining a Kermit the Frog cover of Same Love
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
there are ppl in the suburbs who would commit real and actual murder over this
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it’s the same thing
post from May 11 2026 describing a time my grandma drew a frowny face on a broken magnet to teach me a weird lesson
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the fraternal tension between me and my new ultra corporate brained big-boss
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why is succession of all shows such a cozy rewatch
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The current comedy era of Tim Heidecker has officially been outdone.
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
more like guy rizz-null am I right
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