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Whalebone Jack

@whalebonejack.bsky.social
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Sailor, Captain, Rigger, Warped Nitwit All tweets reflect the express opinion of Palantir and Tesla.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 7h
oh man, I just tried it and america.gov really does get REAL weird when you tell it to “play Minecraft”
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America.gov
Find answers from official government sources and clear next steps for the services you need with America.gov.
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 13h
young man there's no need to feel down i said young man see this guy who's in town i said young man pagliacci the clown there's no need to be unhappy
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.
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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 22h
imagine seeing a scene like this and thinking "yes, this is good" just speaking personally here it makes me incandescent with rage
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there is all the difference in the world between paying and being paid
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Simply Sash, IU Alumna ‘12 @simplysash90.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay y’all. From now on, when we inevitably get a food recall announcement. Can we be more specific because unfortunately you know folks just read headlines. The cinnamon in question is Lior Cinnamon Ground Seasoning with the UPC 794711005484.
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Mike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
chat is this good?
all construction dropping massively.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
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Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Meta and Tik Tok refusing to allow the trailer for Musk to run as a paid ad on their site—just like any other movie trailer—means users should fight tech oligarch solidarity and share it widely youtu.be/FFTf1lzcs28?...
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MUSK | Official Trailer HD
YouTube video by Elevation Pictures
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/09/2026
Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
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Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no they weren't very close to 0% of the SS were hanged the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m quite certain that he’s no more fit to command a whale-ship than a St. Jago monkey. In fact, tell him from me he’s a baboon.
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I’ll catch you outside and rip your face off," one Connecticut judicial marshal allegedly told ICE agents at a state courthouse in Meriden on Wednesday, according to the statement from DHS.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There’s no Hell hot enough.
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MAHA is a project built on vanity, grifting, racism & survival of the fittest A colleague of mine has a friend in Los Angeles who went to the gym, &, um, RFK Jr was there, working out, surrounded by a HUGE ENTOURAGE of security dudes & snipers Black infants *MUST* suffer so RFK can get big pecs!
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Whalebone Jack @whalebonejack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pump King
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crit @anecdoche.com · 25/09/2026
It's Ed Sheeran weekend at Gillette and the forecast is rain all weekend. A huge nor'easter is coming. The Red Sox are talking about moving their Saturday game to Tampa, that's how wet it's going to be. Good luck out there, Ed! Free Palestine, bitch.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s against my principles to drink with the man I’ve diddled
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Whalebone Jack @whalebonejack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Last day of good weather before noreaster rolls through
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key @lefttwix.com · 24/09/2026
AITA? my roommate (4 month old F) just shit herself then just sat there in it & smiled at me (30’s F) instead of cleaning herself. when i went to help her clean it, she cried & screamed at me. i assumed she didn’t want to sleep with shit in her pants so i thought i was helping but am i the asshole?
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"When faced with skyrocketing pesticide and nitrate levels in its drinking water supply, the city of Munich, Germany bypassed expensive chemical treatment plans and chose a radical path: they tackled the contamination at its very root." via Thefarmacyreal www.facebook.com/permalink.ph...
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Sloan @serious-sloan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Play the demo for my game!!! store.steampowered.com/app/5244130/...
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Terrible Lizards Demo on Steam
Terrible Lizards is a horror parkour game set against the backdrop of an old Route 66 attraction… with something dark and sinister lurking below. To escape, you’ll need to move fast, navigate challeng...
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
💙🩷🛶🩷💙
a meme set in a fake screenshot of chrono trigger says "transgender people and immigrants are not at the root of any problem that we face in this country and I will not be tricked into thinking otherwise"
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Rav @rvbdrm.com · 23/09/2026
“Gavin Newsom is the only one fighting Trump”
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 23/09/2026
You voted for your daughter’s death and it should torment you until you meet your own
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 22/09/2026
This is a great initiative—a donated dollar can erase a hundred dollars of medical debt. Not sure I’ve mentioned it before but my old medical debt was erased by a similar group! Please consider sharing and donating a few scrams if you’re able.
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Claire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 21/09/2026
Have you ever thought to yourself: “wow, I wish I could listen to a historian doing a goose-themed actual play with three literal professional TTRPG players?” Because I’ve got great news for you coming on Thursday from @thisguysucked.com if so.
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Jonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 21/09/2026
The government moving or hiding jailed people to avoid review by courts isn't some loophole in our habeas corpus rights. This government behavior has been considered a violation of the people's habeas corpus rights since at least the Habeas Corpus Act of 1679. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habeas_...
Jailors were forbidden to move prisoners from one prison to another or out of the country to evade the writ. In case of disobedience jailers would be punished with severe fines which had to be paid to the prisoner.[5][6]
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hey wow calling the casting of a non-binary person 'controversial' is disgusting work.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We don’t want thunder; we want rum
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As somebody who studies likely the most-impersonated cultural figure in US history (at least), I support this message. Part of the Twain Doctrine in Cold War US was to encourage imitation, because it reduced Twain to patriotic iconography while confusing his actual literary & historical contexts.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
post created in a lab to piss me off specifically
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In related news, I'll be starting the Medlock sportsbook. Every line is even money, no vig, max bet $580, both sides mandatory, one visit per six months. It's time to gamble our way to Medicaid for All.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
when our smoke was over, he pressed his forehead against mine, clasped me round the waist, and said that henceforth we were married
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Whalebone Jack @whalebonejack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This skiff was found abandoned and half sunk by the bigass graveyard and towed by the harbormaster RIGHT NEXT TO MY BOAT??? Get that shit away from me
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october "pre-order The Struggle Is Always Worth It now!" krausch @octoberk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
absolutely fucking outrageous more background below. you can take action by telling CBS and the government of Honduras and others what you think about this and just being LOUD about it
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Nation Demands More Jobs Where You Steer Ship With Big Wooden Wheel theonion.com/nation-demands-more-jo…
Nation Demands More Jobs Where You Steer Ship With Big Wooden Wheel
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Bronze-Age Gap Discourse @arianne777.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Standing at the other end of god’s wettest room shrieking like a banshee
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/09/2026
Look outside. Do you see snow? No?  Well, you will soon. You might also see $30/hr more in your pocket if you become an emergency snow shoveler.  Registration begins Saturday, September 19th. Sign up by November 30th for access to paid orientation and expedited payment processing.
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Emergency Snow Shovelers - DSNY
Emergency Snow Shovelers are called on after heavy snowfalls to remove snow and ice citywide from public areas like bus stops, crosswalks, fire hydrants, and step streets.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 16/09/2026
musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: no, grok; more vulgar! grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: grok, use forbidden words! grok: free palestine
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