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Jay o’ Lantern 🎃 @templinjay.bsky.social · 3h

Hey, West Virginia peeps! Heads up!

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Btw this is infinitely worse than saying “America deserved 9/11”

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026

Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

dennis hastert was a mass child Rapist and it's awesome he died. i hope it hurt.

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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 05/10/2026

hey it’s a gay bar story about who to actually be mad at

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Whalebone Jack @whalebonejack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Gonna restart split topsails and port vs larboard discourses while you're out

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Whalebone Jack @whalebonejack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Does this confirm that Gritty has a dog dick?

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets

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Whalebone Jack @whalebonejack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

First seal of the season, little bastard was so far away

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Nothing Doing @nothingdoingcomic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Nothing Doing no. 67

p1: Autumn is stewing on the couch next to a nonchalant but pleased Summer. Autumn is also wearing an extremely tall hat that reads “I got divorced at Slick Eddy’s Legal Hut and all I got was this sexy hat and also divorced.”
p2: Autumn snaps, Summer smirks. Autumn: The whole POINT is that it’s not true, you just don’t get it! Summer: Whatever you say. Poser

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Don’t know how anyone stands for the national anthem

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Whalebone Jack @whalebonejack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You've had a few absolutely cromulently fuckcrustable days recently

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

shoutout to Senator Jack Reed (@reed.senate.gov) who was briefed on this a week ago but hasn't bothered to tell us plebes!

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Whalebone Jack @whalebonejack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Replace this dude with a boat and it me

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Whalebone Jack @whalebonejack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Predator heat vision but for Guys That Suck

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Whalebone Jack @whalebonejack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I've got two older dudes standing around talking about how much they love and use AI, while I'm geared up throwing around big pieces of timber and working at what we're all 3 supposes to be doing There's a metaphor in here somewhere

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Whalebone Jack @whalebonejack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Miga has been batting 1000 with my life and quality of day

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 29/09/2026

oh man, I just tried it and america.gov really does get REAL weird when you tell it to “play Minecraft”

america.gov

America.gov

Find answers from official government sources and clear next steps for the services you need with America.gov.

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

young man there's no need to feel down i said young man see this guy who's in town i said young man pagliacci the clown there's no need to be unhappy

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.

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Whalebone Jack @whalebonejack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You gotta get it out somewhere. Ain't none of us telling

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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

imagine seeing a scene like this and thinking "yes, this is good" just speaking personally here it makes me incandescent with rage

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Whalebone Jack @whalebonejack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The captain was often called The Old Man, and the day a deckie calls me that I will wither to dust

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

there is all the difference in the world between paying and being paid

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Whalebone Jack @whalebonejack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Approaching the point where people stop saying "Wow, you're young for a captain" and go "that sounds about right" and I don't Know What To Do

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Simply Sash, IU Alumna ‘12 @simplysash90.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Okay y’all. From now on, when we inevitably get a food recall announcement. Can we be more specific because unfortunately you know folks just read headlines. The cinnamon in question is Lior Cinnamon Ground Seasoning with the UPC 794711005484.

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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.

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Mike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

chat is this good?

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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:

theguardian.com

Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people

Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026

Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵

Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.

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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Meta and Tik Tok refusing to allow the trailer for Musk to run as a paid ad on their site—just like any other movie trailer—means users should fight tech oligarch solidarity and share it widely youtu.be/FFTf1lzcs28?...

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MUSK | Official Trailer HD

YouTube video by Elevation Pictures

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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026

Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

no they weren't very close to 0% of the SS were hanged the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m quite certain that he’s no more fit to command a whale-ship than a St. Jago monkey. In fact, tell him from me he’s a baboon.

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"I’ll catch you outside and rip your face off," one Connecticut judicial marshal allegedly told ICE agents at a state courthouse in Meriden on Wednesday, according to the statement from DHS.

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Jay o’ Lantern 🎃 @templinjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There’s no Hell hot enough.

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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

MAHA is a project built on vanity, grifting, racism & survival of the fittest A colleague of mine has a friend in Los Angeles who went to the gym, &, um, RFK Jr was there, working out, surrounded by a HUGE ENTOURAGE of security dudes & snipers Black infants *MUST* suffer so RFK can get big pecs!

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crit @anecdoche.com · 25/09/2026

It's Ed Sheeran weekend at Gillette and the forecast is rain all weekend. A huge nor'easter is coming. The Red Sox are talking about moving their Saturday game to Tampa, that's how wet it's going to be. Good luck out there, Ed! Free Palestine, bitch.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it’s against my principles to drink with the man I’ve diddled

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Whalebone Jack @whalebonejack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Its glorious. Had one sunset on my old schooner where everything turned purple from the reflected purple clouds

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Whalebone Jack @whalebonejack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Last day of good weather before noreaster rolls through

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 24/09/2026

AITA? my roommate (4 month old F) just shit herself then just sat there in it & smiled at me (30’s F) instead of cleaning herself. when i went to help her clean it, she cried & screamed at me. i assumed she didn’t want to sleep with shit in her pants so i thought i was helping but am i the asshole?

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