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Schlittler threw the curve 10% all season, 27% tonight thru 3. Red Sox have swung at it 9 times and whiffed 7. He’s hard enough to hit without this wrinkle. Woof.

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The White Sox have the Mandate of Heaven (the Chicago Pope wrote them a letter *and* they get to play the .500 Astros)

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Perennial @perennialtheband.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“There’s just no one doing it like Perennial. It’s mod chic. It’s synth punk. It’s garage rock. It’s classic yet modern. It’s full tilt … Their live show is can’t miss. Many things can be described as lightning in a bottle. Perennial is the lightning that escaped from the bottle.”

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crit @anecdoche.com · 29/09/2026

He will be forever remembered as the guy who caught the final out in the 2004 World Series

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crit @anecdoche.com · 28/09/2026

Liberty Biberty has died

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crit @anecdoche.com · 28/09/2026

Choosin’ Texas is the Reason

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crit @anecdoche.com · 27/09/2026

Alex Bregman currently looks like the Terminator after getting hit in the face with a foul ball seven days ago and he’s hit two homers in three innings.

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crit @anecdoche.com · 27/09/2026

Why did they let Mac Jones out there in a Drake Maye jersey that’s not fair

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crit @anecdoche.com · 27/09/2026

Not a single guitar player strapped to the front of a giant stack of amps on one of these trucks? Boring.

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crit @anecdoche.com · 26/09/2026

Baseball is so good.

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crit @anecdoche.com · 26/09/2026

“The benefit of the doubt is more than an expression. It is a life philosophy that asks us to be curious before we are certain, to leave room for an explanation, and to remember that the person on our screen has a life beyond the moment we are watching.”

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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.

You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.

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crit @anecdoche.com · 26/09/2026

Once per game on Jeopardy you should be able to go “uhh, fuckin… umm” when it’s on the tip of your tongue and @kenjennings.bsky.social has to accept it. Not allowed on daily doubles.

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A Place For Owls @aplaceforowls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

All Thieves, Vol. 1 is the new collaborative EP from A Place For Owls, featuring seven songs created with phoneswithchords, Josaleigh Pollett, Ben Seretan, Flight Mode, Gol Olímpico, Adam Anglin, and Nathan K.

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crit @anecdoche.com · 25/09/2026

As the saying goes: red sky at night, September nor’easter on the way, alright.

This is my front yard. There’s a tree and a stump and the grass needs to be cut but you probably couldn’t tell from this. The sky looks cool as hell. Storm’s a-comin’.

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crit @anecdoche.com · 25/09/2026

I ran a summer camp for many years and did all the interviewing and hiring for most of it. Someone walking in with or without a beverage would barely even register. Who cares?

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crit @anecdoche.com · 25/09/2026

It's Ed Sheeran weekend at Gillette and the forecast is rain all weekend. A huge nor'easter is coming. The Red Sox are talking about moving their Saturday game to Tampa, that's how wet it's going to be. Good luck out there, Ed! Free Palestine, bitch.

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crit @anecdoche.com · 24/09/2026

The leap PCA took this year is insane. He’s 24! Pitches/PA 2024: 3.46 2025: 3.56 2026: 3.96 BB% 2024: 5.1% 2025: 4.5% 2026: 11.4% First pitch swing 2024: 51% 2025: 53% 2026: 40% 3-0 counts seen 2024: 1.5% (6) 2025: 2.6% (17) 2026: 4.8% (34) Out of zone swing % 2024: 41% 2025: 42% 2026: 34%

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crit @anecdoche.com · 24/09/2026

Plane! at the airport

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crit @anecdoche.com · 23/09/2026

Wait til he hears about life insurance

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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

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crit @anecdoche.com · 22/09/2026

I already knew ESPN had jumped the shark but it appears the *squints* Savannah Bananas are playing Monday Night Football?

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crit @anecdoche.com · 21/09/2026

They have enshittified enshittification

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crit @anecdoche.com · 20/09/2026

Patriots running back depth chart: Stevenson (fumble problems) Henderson (transphobic tweets) Not great!

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 20/09/2026

Damon Albarn beginning the Gorillaz US tour by holding up the Palestinian flag and talking about how you should never be neutral is really nice to see but also really funny that he did this with a giant muppet right behind him

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crit @anecdoche.com · 20/09/2026

From the bottom of his hearteleprompter.

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crit @anecdoche.com · 18/09/2026

I made a playlist. You want to listen to it sooooooo badly. music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

anecdoche dot com fall 2026 featuring the sweet sounds of
perennial, jawdropped, tenmonthsummer, bike routes, carly rae jepsen, greg freeman, spanish love songs, best ex, gollylagging

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crit @anecdoche.com · 18/09/2026

Carly Rae Jepsen has a double record out today called Day and Night. I wrote a little explainer for you. Carly Rae Jepsen: pop icon, an absolute queen, Canadian Day: when the sun's light is visible in the sky Night: when the sun disappears. where does it go? no one knows.

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crit @anecdoche.com · 18/09/2026

I think it’s fair we let Robert Kraft and Donald Trump decide who gets to perform. These guys have been around the block. They know a thing or two. They’ve got their gross bruised old fingers on the pulse of culture. Please sirs let us see the Bons Jovi. The Kids Rock.

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crit @anecdoche.com · 18/09/2026

Since coming back Trevor Story has been getting a ton of hits despite not hitting the ball hard (.339 avg vs .226 expected avg) but he just barreled one that made a 3-1 deficit a 4-3 lead. The only park it wouldn't have been a homer: Fenway.

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the wet bandits trying to rob a house

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crit @anecdoche.com · 18/09/2026

Hey. We saw you from across the yard and we liked your vibe.

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crit @anecdoche.com · 18/09/2026

This would make a killer Midwest emo album cover

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crit @anecdoche.com · 18/09/2026

Oh look at us we’re the Buffalo Bills our quarterback is the Terminator and now we have a stadium that isn’t a dump.

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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crit @anecdoche.com · 17/09/2026

Tomorrow @perennialtheband.bsky.social blasts Modernism out into the world like a rocket out of a cannon. It is mod chic. It is synth punk. It is full tilt. It is fresh air. And just look at that pink vinyl!

I am holding MODERNISM by PERENNIAL in my hand. I am using CAPITAL LETTERS here to express the MAXIMUM ROCK AND ROLL contained on this LP.

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.

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crit @anecdoche.com · 17/09/2026

This band is just so good. The dream of the 90s is alive. Their record comes out Friday.

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Jawdropped - The Line (Official Video)

YouTube video by Jawdropped

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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Macklemore just announced he’s donating the $1 million he made from Sheeran’s tour to 6 organizations to support Palestinians and he’s asking Robert Kraft to match it. This is just the first part announcing it.

With everything that has happened over the last 48 hours, I want to bring the conversation back to where it belongs: to the Palestinian people who are still being killed, still living under military occupation, and still fighting for their freedom.
I will be donating the entire $1 million of my net earnings from Ed Sheeran's Loop Tour to six organizations working directly to support the Palestinian people. And I invite Robert Kraft to match my donation. Whatever we disagree about, perhaps we can agree on this: Palestinian lives are worth protecting. A Palestinian life is no less valuable than any other life on this earth.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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crit @anecdoche.com · 15/09/2026

I wonder if Ed will refuse to take a side on this too

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