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@wesleyborden.bsky.social
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I live in Texas. The other one.

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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 10/10/2026
I wish size of cowboy hats was a bigger deal in Texas politics and that every time you saw a candidate they came out in a larger cowboy hat than their opponent and the size of the cowboy hats continued to grow exponentially.
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 14h
Relocating from big city to little town was the right decision for the most part.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/10/2026
we are going to have to be prepared for these people getting even stupider and more vicious as power starts to slip through their fingers
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🦋 Frankie 🦋 @frankiemillie10.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they should invent a waking up that actually feels good
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I only know one dude who was in a frat. Well one dude who has been loud and proud about his frat. He has absolutely fucked his life up and every job I’ve known him to have. 4 day benders with drugs. A frat brother always finds him another 140k a year job. Fuck a frat.
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m a barber. Why do teenage boys insist on this dumb shit looking haircut just to wear sweat pants with food (hopefully) stains everywhere. Call me bruh again.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whenever an egg rolls slightly too close to the edge of the kitchen counter I scream and immediately lose consciousness
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You trying to tell me people still ride for Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We're one month out from Election Day. Listen to Willie. Vote for change this year.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've created a motivational doomsday device. After dealing with awful customers, I send them an email calling them all sorts of profanities, but I add a 5 year delay. It's to ensure I quit this crap job & pursue my dream move to Perth. Got 3 years left from the 1st email I sent
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Matt. With ✌🏻 Ts. @mattyangles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine being a Republican and having to campaign in Texas for the midterms
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: three slices of pizza Server, starting to sweat: what nine sides would you like with that Me: TAKE A WILD FUCKEN GUESS
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me in 2050: …and that’s how Macklemore became a civil rights icon. My son, Dale Jr.: Wow his music must’ve been incredible. Me: Dale Jr.: Like so many good songs. Me: Dale Jr.: Was he the A Change Is Gonna Come Guy? Me: Dale Jr.: Me:
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yo this is incredible
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
legitimately having the chance to do the funniest thing ever >>>
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran sucks. Sucked before all this. Sucks more now. He makes James blunt music but with shitty tattoos.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
taking comfort that there is always a little angel following me. sorry did i say angel. i meant low grade depression
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Hugely S. Robertson @stuartrobertson61.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
First, there’s a proposal floating around to tighten coastal protections. Second, of course the loudest objections come from people who treat the ocean like a backdrop for their lifestyle instead of a living system. It is our fucking habitat.
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stoked to not see Ai “artists” anymore. Thanks for your humanoid figure with a dog head. Had i never had an imagination, you would have been so crucial to this vision. The overlords thought it was lame, too.
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m 7th generation Texan and with my entire chest i say fuck Texas. They ruined my home state and they won’t stop.
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“I’m a fruit guy, i love fruit”. Yeah this girl thinks I’m fucking dope.
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Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
BRING BACK BIG HAIR!!!!!
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Mark Ruffalo as Zaunvi Caitvitwt Speaking at Night
ALT: Mark Ruffalo as Zaunvi Caitvitwt Speaking at Night
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Justin Fox @byjustinfox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What the Trump administration has been doing to the federal government, in one chart. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
Nondefense agences with 2,000+ employment decline since Jan. 2025
Department, agency or subagency	Employment change	Percent change
Internal Revenue Service	-29,985	-29.4%
Veterans Health Administration	-26,347	-6.2%
Social Security Administration	-7,934	-13.8%
Forest Service (since July 2024)	-7,268	-17.8%
Transportation Security Administration	-6,481	-9.8%
Federal Emergency Management Agency	-5,759	-22.1%
Bureau of Land Management (since July 2024)	-5,274	-47.6%
Veterans Benefits Administration	-5,198	-15.0%
National Institutes of Health	-5,052	-23.5%
Agency For International Development	-4,739	-95.4%
Food and Drug Administration	-4,700	-22.4%
Army Corps of Engineers	-4,563	-11.8%
Environmental Protection Agency	-4,476	-26.4%
Department of Energy	-3,976	-24.8%
Centers For Disease Control and Prevention	-3,649	-28.6%
Small Business Administration	-3,480	-40.6%
National Park Service (since July 2024)	-3,469	-15.4%
Department of State	-3,158	-21.8%
Natural Resources Conservation Service (USDA)	-3,002	-25.3%
Fish and Wildlife Service (since July 2024)	-2,803	-30.8%
National Oceanic and Atmospheric Admin.	-2,575	-20.8%
Geological Survey	-2,572	-30.5%
Citizenship and Immigration Services	-2,514	-11.0%
Public Buildings Service (GSA)	-2,452	-43.8%
Census Bureau	-2,436	-18.3%
Agricultural Research Service	-2,325	-32.7%
Bureau of Reclamation	-2,207	-38.0%
Bureau of Prisons/Federal Prison System	-2,175	-6.0%
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I panic bought a Costco amount of spam which is like at least 24 spams Why?! because i think it’s comfort food to a lot of people so wish me luck!
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I favor gummy bears as a midnight snack. Good chance this is how i go.
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maligreesgarden.bsky.social @maligreesgarden.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Once again, I regret learning to read.
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
friend: you should drink water me: pancakes is made of water
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Weirdest thing that i don’t like is how everyone in the rogue valley has the watch duty app so like it’s a constant notification sound from everyone’s phone that there is a new fire or it’s spreading.
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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars Dethklok!
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Frank N Beans 🫘 @beansnfrank.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“It looks pretty fucked up out there.” 🥺🐶🐾
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/09/2026
Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wind is the worst. I hate wind.
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Tasha @toshyou.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
NO media 1000s are marching in DC to defend voting rights; 90 orgs signed on, Reuters sent photographers, but local media Bernie Sanders, AOC and Martin Luther King III attended Wa Post buried it A Black-led march is visible in DC only after somebody else reports it Repost the march they buried
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This weird ass filmed podcast shit that Netflix is pushing is all the proof i need that the people running this platform are not real people. This shit is fucking horrible.
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Made some sun tea and and some peach lemonade and I’ve been sipping southern arnies all day. Welcome to Oregon. I’m a long way from Texas
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Is there like a specific way you can find a group of individuals that can hear and support you when you don’t feel like you got that sort of thing or is everyone just really good at talking to strangers.
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Everything is like constantly breaking records. Politics. Sports. Weather. I’m fucking tired of this shit
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Watching this inside the manosphere doc and i hope none of y’all is shocked.
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
If i was an animal including dog and cat i would bite pretty much everyone
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Carpet. Why. Why does everywhere have fucking carpet. I spill shit. And it’s gross. Fuck all carpet. I ain’t talking about rugs.
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Epstein files. Still
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j-4man0.bsky.social @j-4man0.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Hard to believe that Trump ruined the us hockey team’s gold medals just two weeks ago. Good times.
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
How many species did we eliminate because we killed them, dried them, smoked or snorted them
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Unsweetened Iced Tea please @wesleyborden.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
If the Olympics don’t ban ICE, then we need to globally unite because it won’t be just America that is fucked.
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Sabreena Merchant @sabreenajm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The NBA postponed a game because the United States government is killing its citizens. Can’t emphasize it enough.
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🕊️ Audra 💙 @theaudra77.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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