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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Truly astonishing use of passive voice on "when two young women on a dark road ended up under his car, and one of them died." for the core-js guy

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

@mrdo.pro a mareepathon 2 induced intrusive thought made manifest

A crudely rendered mareep wearing sunglasses driving a red convertible. Above is text that says "Mareepin' it real" watercolor and pencil

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

To Peyton Rose Velligan in the band for the Weird Al Bigger & Weirder tour: hello,

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Man, it'd be so good if the reason the Zelda movie doesn't have a subtitle is because it's going to be 3 hours and go over the whole insane Zelda timeline

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The "I know it took a lot of restraint to not correct my father on [topic]" comic but it's about me not posting to correct the person who labeled minilla/baby Godzilla as Godzilla in the alt text for that printer ad

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Sometimes you hear a song and it's clear the singer/songwriter would be happier doing musical theater (derogatory)

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

France banking on their proven strategy for beating England; waiting until the last minute to get a lady out there who believes she is getting messages from god

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 04/07/2024

Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

(learning 1 thank you is more powerful than 1000 sorrys): thank you for having a son i backed over in my suv

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

politely asking nick bilton to take a couple steps upstage so he's standing under the good lights and boom mic before we start our confidential closed-door meeting

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

There'd be some good story potential in a party-based RPG with a racism subplot having a story point where the player loses a party member if they haven't had one of the discriminated-against characters in the party often enough. It'll never happen because it would make people so mad

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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

wow another font generator! and let me get this straight...you put a famous title that clashes with the font generator. hilarious, what will they think of next!

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dan molloy @danmolloy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

The entire advertising department of liberty mutual needs to be put on public trial

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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 17/05/2026

acorn tea

shrew monk with an acorn full of tea. he likes it extra tannic

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/04/2026

we all have our vices and i'm a hypocrite for judging them like this but "bringing back smoking" is an idea periodically floated by the dumbest people alive whose only real belief is edgelordism. i am totally unwilling to hedge on or reconsider this opinion

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Imagine, if you will, a whale indicating technical issues

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Stephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

to all who celebrate...

description from Huntington library:

"A lithograph printed on heavy paper. Satirical "death certificate" issued for the Southern Confederacy. Mourning border, each line in different typeface, with: Died, Near the South-Side Rail Road, / on Sunday, April 9th, 1865, / The Southern Confederacy, / Aged Four Years, / Conceived in Sin, Born in iniquity, Nurtured by Tyranny, Died of / a Chronic Attack of Punch. / Abraham Lincoln, Attending Physician. / U.S. Grant, Undertaker. / Jeff Davis, Chief Mourner. Below in smaller print an epitaph that ends with: And this one line shall grace your grave-- / Your death gave freedom to the slave."

https://hdl.huntington.org/digital/collection/p16003coll6/id/5033

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Eduardo García-Molina @egarcmol.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

The current administration is really living up to its promise of bringing back Spartan military ethos by talking loudly and losing more than winning.

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Downgrading my opinion of pokopia until such time as they add Shaymin

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Do you think that as they starved, team rocket ate the guy with the plan of "just trick somebody else into getting all our supplies" first?

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Pokopia makes me wonder if anyone at game freak has been pitching "Kameo, but better and also you are a ditto turning into other Pokémon"

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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Driving at or under the speed limit is such an amazing feeling

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Somehow, Bert I. Gordon returned

A skeet by @psychicozma.bsky.social with the text "I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town." And an attached photo with forced perspective creating the illusion of an enormous grasshopper looming over a road

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

"Breach hull all die, even had it underlined"

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

These parents killed their child and we need to say it

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Did the people who designed the thinkpad keyboard clit all move to monitor design, is that why they're all controlled that way now?

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ceej @ceej.online · 12/12/2025

one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

It’s sort of interesting that giving Sonic the Hedgehog a gun was a big deal but Nintendo has given Kirby a gun a few different times and no one really reacts because it’s like “yeah he’d have one”

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

i could fix him

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ceej @ceej.online · 28/07/2025

absolutely no question in my mind he's married to a chatbot

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

I like that Kirby air riders Rick waves his butt around when saying hello and for a few other emotes in lobbies

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Walking around lumiose asking every lopunny to show me with the dolls how they're being trained

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

telling you i'm going to "check my avails" then reading an entire daily Far Side desk calendar

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Are there multiple cuts of Beginning of the End running around? The version uploaded to youtube/archive.org is 1-2 minutes shorter than the runtime listed on Wikipedia and is missing parts of shots that appear in the MST3K episode

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Why does every show and ad on network tv feel like a 30 rock joke now?

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

the scene in In The Mouth of Madness when Sam Neil is dreaming on the bus and Jürgen Prochnow in the dream is like "did i ever tell you my favorite color was blue" and then Sam Neil wakes up and everything is blue? to me that's cinema

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

We gotta drop "What do you do for fun?" question from the small talk list. It's too hard. I always panic and say something like I like to eat lunch

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 04/08/2025

They already did it’s called 4,650 copies of Halo: Combat Evolved

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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

$[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]$

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/06/2025

W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee: “Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”

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Normal feller @wereduck.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

They should've spent more time in Mario kart world coming up with adorable penguin costumes and somewhat less on daisy's midriff

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 30/05/2025

I regularly direct coworkers to ChatGPT for legal advice for one simple reason: I do not like them and do not want their lives to be good.

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