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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11h
He just like me fr
Kamala Harris's husband 'does not want her to run for president again'
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maga Inc attack add final frame says Liberal Weirdo James Talarico, Too Loco for Texas

Stacked on top of the teenage mutant ninja turtles logo generator that says

LIBERAL WEIRDO
     TALARICO
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On my way to your house
Google maps turn by turn reads 

Right turn 

1.6 mi

Gross Rd
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Letter portion reads:

We also secured an unprecedented 50 Billion Dollar v Healthcare, expanded access to Health Saving Accounts for millions of people on O Price Transparency, all while rooting out the Waste,

I am proud to return your money to you, and I will never stop fighting to put the A restore Affordability, protect your hard-earned money, and lower the Cost of Hea

May God bless you, and may He continue to bless the United States of America!

Trump signature

Photo of treasury check
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You'll love this guy
A much more refined version, starting to come into the form we know now with the neckerchief and hat, ovoid head, but this mfer is flexing a deflated doughy bicep I kid you not
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Before judging your first draft too harshly, remember the original Pillsbury Doughboy sketch
A very very rough line drawing sketch of what would come to be the PBDB. It's more like a smiling amoeba with a mushroom cloud hat
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is this a pigeon meme reads (butterfly) billionaires robbing everyone and torching the earth (guy) is this Ralph naders fault?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Indeed job posting

Social Media Content Creator & Lube Technician

Grease Monkey Laramie, WY 82072

$15 - $17 an hour

Full-time
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Parks and Rec screenshot, Jerry producing an egg in his palm for Leslie and saying "egg, milady?"
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sue Sylvester from glee "I am going to create an environment that is so toxic" meme reads "I am going to create a corporate video that is so cringe"
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And today we're pickling onions, never give up
Backlit jar of freshly pickled red onions I made at six am
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This MCKV post stacked in the timeline above Goose quote posting a picture of focaccia dough that looks like a brain.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Got little stands for my encoders and they're sooo cute
Two teradek encoders on little smallrig stands on top of a big ass computer in front of a window
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wish Gavin Newsom wouldn't run for President *monkey's paw curls*
The New York Times

Gavin Newsom Says He Won't Run in 2028 if Kamala Harris Does
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Notification that (redacted) followed me via Starter Pack

Cannabis Community
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Saw the New Orleans punter lick his fingers twice during the game today and when I looked him up...
Google results card for Ryan Wright, new Orleans punter. He's about to lick or has just licked his fingers.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Retweet if you're eating 2 Wet Eggs at the gas station
Two wet hard boiled eggs in a plastic pouch in front of a gas pump
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cool this game is in Australia but kind of hard to watch
Wide shot of the field on the Netflix Australia broadcast but it's upside down
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Who's there?
An adorable juvenile raccoon hiding from me in a hollow tree trunk, just his silhouette and a bit of markings coming through. Sweet racoon face poking out of the hole in the tree after I told him it was OK
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Pee Wee holding the secret word up to the camera on an episode of pee wees playhouse. The word is BenJarvis Green-Ellis
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hmmm where have I seen this mentality before...
"Those jobs are gone, babe," Schrader said while discussing Hollywood's resistance to generative Al. "You can scream 'Stop Al' all you want, but you can't stop it.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Weeder, regular contributor to @connectwithjacob.bsky.social Thanks for the shout-out @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social!
Weeder post on screen during today's connect with Jacob Soboroff reads 

Jacob Soboroff is actually extremely cool and everyone should Connect with him

Had to settle for a photo of a ohone because of YouTube TV Drm. May clip later.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Heard we were posting dash
My dash with a big honkin blue XLR cable and a smaller crappy blue cat6 cable
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
People also search for

Barcode nullifier scratch off reddit
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
$61 for 25 what a deal
The mint website 

Select Product

25-Coin Roll (P)

$61.00
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
And another! Obviously evolved alongside this plant lol
A Pipevine Swallowtail caterpillar now posing for the camera, he's resting 20 percent of his body on a broad pipevine leaf with the rest hanging down the circular notch in the backside of the leaf. He looks as at home as any creature I've ever seen. Seen from the other side now you can see his long yellow studded, wine colored body is clutching a stem as his head peaks through the leaf notch for a view of the morning among several healthy pipevine leaves, mint green with an almost snake like seafoam color pattern overlaid
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Took 4 years of growing lots of pipevine but a Pipevine Swallowtail finally found us
Burgundy leather colored caterpillar with orange horns down his back hiding under a Pipevine leaf where he was hard to photograph but you can see his long antenna
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So Jacob Soboroff is actually extremely cool and everyone should Connect with him
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Pass
Picture of a curly haired person with big rounded square glasses looking into the camera entreatingly. below the text reads 

MS NOW AUG 30 TODAY, 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Connect With Jacob Soboroff
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Man knocking over tiny domino that will quickly escalate to knocking over a huge domino meme

Small domino labeled "Weeder posting about tea" 

Large domino labeled "The most vicious sitewide flame war bsky has ever endured"
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
How we choose leaders in the US now
Screenshot bsky post: Trust me, I don't like him either, but he's probably not a paedophile and
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ugh terrible
This exact joke but in some boomer cartoon
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Finally a reason to buy this
Tshirt mockup says Predictive programming is real
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Galangal leaf got munched while it was still curled up
A galangal leaf been spread by my hand so you can see six way too symmetrical square shaped holes evenly soaced across the breadth of the leaf
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Man I got a great one of those this year
Hope you're celebrating!

Happy Birthday We hope you have a great day!

Sincerely, Craniofacial Pain Associates
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Making some flyers
Tear off tab flyer shows a man grilling alone and reads 

I have a LARGE BBQ pit

and NO friends!

You could come over.

There's enough for like five people.

I have high food safety standards.

My girlfriend might be there.

OR NOT - up to you.

I've never done this before.

YOU DON'T NEED ΤΟ BRING ANYTHING (THIS TIME)

The tabs say weeder.bsky.social
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
😒
The login for streamable autofilling with jerry's bsky @
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Vocals by @solventbubbles.bsky.social
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Not as optimistic about the canned Fried Chik'n
Can of Loma Linda

Fried Chik'n With Gravy
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
May have just plugged the hole left when they discontinued Yves Vegan Bologna. This stuff slaps.
Box on a wooden table reads 

Premium Plant-Based Deli Slices

MRS GOLDFARB'S Unreal Deli

FINE VEGAN MEATS

Unreal CORN'D BEEF

Made with Real Veggies and Protein-Rich Grains

15g PROTEIN

Picture of a reuben
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
FYI "spreadsheet people" is gendered for many people in the same way "smoothgroins" or "bloodless quants" are - it's a term that evokes a certain neutered sexlessness. Obviously this is contextual, it's not inherently gendered, but in the Bluesky discourse those are the term's gender connotations
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Belgian malinois wearing a yellow service dog best that says STOP but instead of reading no touch no talk no eye contact it reads

NO RIFF
NO REPLY
NO QUOTE POST
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cover art for doom, doom guy slayin demons in hell. Title says DOOMOLINGO in severe sharp mirrored symmetry doom font
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tim Heidecker "it's free real estate" sketch. Top image he's beckoning the viewer to come in closer. Bottom image he's zoomed in, smug, having just said (captioned) it's a Christian Devotional relationship

Quoted post picture alt text: The author noted that while no one in the

Trump camp suspects a sexual relationship, there is nonetheless a conviction that Harp is hopelessly in love with Trump and determined to be his "higher purpose bride."

"It's a Christian devotional relationship," one Trump aide told Wolff
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Walking into client offices on day 5 cold turkey coffee withdrawals
Thermal vision of people in an office building lobby. They have squares around their head with their temp in Celsius
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Jason Momoa (labeled Jesse) sneaking up behind Henry Cavill (labeled Letting myself enjoy something popular for the first time in twenty years)
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