Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yesterday, I learned that our Meth Lab Murphy knows which toy I mean when I ask him to get his "bald headed motherfucker". 010
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Thi is Murphy. He's not a black lab or a yellow lab, he's a meth lab. 020
Reposted by WarwalkerJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Wait until Kash Patel sobers up and found out he filed a $250M lawsuit against The Atlantic 620021
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 19/04/2026MURPHY UPDATE: Today, biting more sticks than toes. While sitting in a lawn chair. So far. 120
Reposted by WarwalkerAiyana White @aiyanaewhite.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard. 271118852246
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Can John Schneider just chill the eff out about matchups and get Davis Schneider a regular turn at bat, please? This guy is a ball player. 010
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Hey errybody this is Murphy. His hobbies are eating, sleeping and biting toes. We are working on the last one... 190
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Every time I have filled my gas tank since the Leafs beat Tampa in Round One, I have pumped $X.91 in tribute to noted Passion Haver and Great Leaf Captain Johnny Toronto. 020
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Paging literally anyone in the Democrat party who wants to function as a protector of democracy and freedom. 010
Reposted by Warwalkerdraglikepull @draglikepull.bsky.social · 13/09/2025This is excellent. If you simply print what Kirk believed, in his own words, it's exceptionally clear what kind of person he was. 25220
Reposted by WarwalkerLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 31/08/2025If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists. 143141652783
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Mickey Gasper is a very baseball name and that duster is definitely 70s baseball card-worthy. 100
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 15/08/2025We saw MacBeth today at Stratford. The Robert Lepage production, recontextualizing medieval Scottish power struggles by situating the story in the mid 90s Quebec biker wars, is absolutely spectacular. Stunning effects in live action, well worth the price of admission. 000
Reposted by WarwalkerI Hate My Favourite Teams @carcelmousineau.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Hilarious. Face eating leopards like burgers too, I guess 051
Reposted by WarwalkerTheresa Lalonde @theresalalonde.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Actual headline. Not satire. vancouversun.com/news/bc-camp...vancouversun.comB.C. camper heard yelling in the woods not in distress, just singing NickelbackA search and rescue call in Kelowna's Boulderfields area turned out to be a lone camper singing to himself in the woods. 1827391
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 02/08/2025This record is criminally underappreciated on Spotify. Do yourself a favour and listen. One of the greats of the 80s/90s Toronto indie scene. open.spotify.com/album/5QpYab...open.spotify.comA Blur To Me Now13 ENGINES · Album · 1991 · 13 songs 010
Reposted by WarwalkerHeard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 31/07/2025JUST IN: Heard Island Government responds before the midnight Tariff deadline with what can only be described as ice cold diplomacy. @cnn.com @msnbc.com @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy @nbcnews.com @theguardian.com @australia.theguardian.com @bbcbreaking-bot.bsky.social @us.theguardian.com @theonion.com 39781231
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Not throwing shade at Joey Bats, but how long can he realistically expect to be continuing to appear in TV commercials dressed in a ballplayer's uniform? Like at a certain point, it will be just kinda sad... 000
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I have news for you: the trouble has arrived. This is not a "sign" of things incipient or yet to come. The trouble is real and it is here. It has been for quite a while. 010
Reposted by WarwalkerDr. Davey F. Wright ⛏️🦕🧬 @daveyfwright.bsky.social · 18/07/2025"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪 130224766670
Reposted by WarwalkerPatrick @trickybacon.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I dunno, I think it's a bit rude to laugh first 🤷♂️ 27019
Reposted by WarwalkerBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 09/07/20251977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar 2025: ohhh ok 191199523752
Reposted by WarwalkerAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Pete Hegseth 🤝 Lady Macbeth have some bad ideas for the soldiers weird handwashing thing 412770362
Reposted by WarwalkerJames @james.tarnation.lol · 07/11/2024kinda sucks that supervillains are real but superheroes aren’t 331336354
Reposted by WarwalkerFrank Cvetkovic (from comics) @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 05/04/2024Did you feel the EARTH MOVE this morning? That is but a TASTE of MY POWER. If MY DEMANDS are not met within the next 72 HOURS, then I shall BLOT OUT THE SUN. The clock is ticking. 703318780
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 02/01/2024Canadian junior hockey team seemed very tentative to me in the last 15 minutes of that first period. Need to be up on our toes a little more to generate a forecheck. 000
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 02/01/2024This marks the end of my first year of guitar lessons. My teacher has me learning jazz - to better understand harmonic structure of music, I think. I thought it made sense to post a benchmark as a reference to measure my progress. youtu.be/sfFDEbIwmAk?... 120
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 01/01/2024Happy New Year errybuddy. Let's do our very best not to fuck this one up. Looking at you especially, USA. 210
Reposted by Warwalkerdan mentos @danmentos.com · 25/12/2023michael stipe: stand in the place where you live santa: ok michael stipe: now face north santa: fuck you 236560
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 25/12/2023Like 35 years later, it will never NOT be weird for me to see a Christmas tree with no gifts under it that are obviously LP records. 000
Reposted by WarwalkerPaul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 20/12/2023Launching the Headline of the Year contest today. If you're not familiar, here are the first four winners (2018-2022) 9272122
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 02/12/2023Last night my guitar teacher showed me something called "like function substitutions" for chords. My mind was exploded 110
Reposted by WarwalkerLeafer1984 @leafer1984.bsky.social · 01/12/2023It's that time of year and this is my first winter on this new platform and many people from the old place know what I'm about to say: if you have snow on the top of your car or on your back window, wipe it off. Not doing so makes you a jackass. 4239
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 24/11/2023If you're looking for something to stream on the telly, I'd recommend absolutely anything Sally Wainwright has been involved in: Happy Valley, Unforgiven, Last Tango in Halifax, Gentleman Jack, they're all terrific. 030
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 24/11/2023Our dog Juno straight up steals the facecloth out of our bathroom sink pretty much every damn night, just before my wife and I head to bed. Settle a bet: anybody else have a thieving canine in their house that is so clockwork predictable? 010
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 12/11/2023Still generally happy with tonight, that's a step in a positive direction for sure, but two huge concerns remain: the PK is awful and the PP ain't much better. 110
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 12/11/2023Still a ways to go on the back half of a B2B to bring this one home, but a much stronger effort by the Leafs across all four lines and by all D men too. 030
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 12/11/2023I don't think it's a coincidence that David Kampf is suddenly better without being stapled to Ryan Reaves 172
