Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yesterday, I learned that our Meth Lab Murphy knows which toy I mean when I ask him to get his "bald headed motherfucker". 010
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Thi is Murphy. He's not a black lab or a yellow lab, he's a meth lab. 020
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Change the first line to "warm stink fills my seat" and I think you've got something there. 210
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 22/04/2026It's a voyage of discovery. That discovery is mostly, in my experience, that there are new and exciting ways to suck. 010
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Even better, shoot from behind the goal line in the corner. You will get a goal. 110
Reposted by WarwalkerJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Wait until Kash Patel sobers up and found out he filed a $250M lawsuit against The Atlantic 620021
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 19/04/20265 months yesterday, allegedly - though he's a Rescue and we have some reason to think he is maybe a wee bit younger than the surrendering family said he was 010
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 19/04/2026MURPHY UPDATE: Today, biting more sticks than toes. While sitting in a lawn chair. So far. 120
Reposted by WarwalkerAiyana White @aiyanaewhite.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard. 271118852246
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Can John Schneider just chill the eff out about matchups and get Davis Schneider a regular turn at bat, please? This guy is a ball player. 010
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Hey errybody this is Murphy. His hobbies are eating, sleeping and biting toes. We are working on the last one... 190
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Agree. And his statue should be holding his (deliberately) much smaller contract in his hand. 010
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Every time I have filled my gas tank since the Leafs beat Tampa in Round One, I have pumped $X.91 in tribute to noted Passion Haver and Great Leaf Captain Johnny Toronto. 020
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2025As you walk away from conversations, say "See ya ladle!" 110
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Paging literally anyone in the Democrat party who wants to function as a protector of democracy and freedom. 010
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I hate it sooo much. At least they only play it twice every commercial break. 010
Reposted by Warwalkerdraglikepull @draglikepull.bsky.social · 13/09/2025This is excellent. If you simply print what Kirk believed, in his own words, it's exceptionally clear what kind of person he was. 25220
Reposted by WarwalkerLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 31/08/2025If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists. 143141642783
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 27/08/2025What I know is that right now, he can't find the plate with a map more games than not. He is walking guys, hitting batters and coughing up dingers. That is not a closer. 000
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 27/08/2025It's not great. Tell me the Jays weren't hoping for more out of him. 100
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Well obviously not all closers have been top performers. By definition. But some are, every year. My point is simply that Hoffman hasn't been a top performer, or really even an upgrade on Romano. He was supposed to fulfill that role. 100
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 27/08/2025It was a different era, I understand, but Willie Hernandez did not shit the bed on the regular for the '84 Tigers. Tom Henke and Duane Ward were money game in and out for the Jays in the early 90s. Mariano Rivera was Mariano Rivera. Hoffman has been very meh. 100
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Kody Funderburk, on the other hand, is some pure made up video game bullshit. 000
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Mickey Gasper is a very baseball name and that duster is definitely 70s baseball card-worthy. 100
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 15/08/2025We saw MacBeth today at Stratford. The Robert Lepage production, recontextualizing medieval Scottish power struggles by situating the story in the mid 90s Quebec biker wars, is absolutely spectacular. Stunning effects in live action, well worth the price of admission. 000
Reposted by WarwalkerI Hate My Favourite Teams @carcelmousineau.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Hilarious. Face eating leopards like burgers too, I guess 051
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Agree. Really thoughtful and thorough analysis of Vladdy's defensive positioning, Kirk's throwing error and deficiencies calling for certain locations from Dominguez in the context of his control issues just now. Very well done. 010
Reposted by WarwalkerTheresa Lalonde @theresalalonde.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Actual headline. Not satire. vancouversun.com/news/bc-camp...vancouversun.comB.C. camper heard yelling in the woods not in distress, just singing NickelbackA search and rescue call in Kelowna's Boulderfields area turned out to be a lone camper singing to himself in the woods. 1827391
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 02/08/2025This record is criminally underappreciated on Spotify. Do yourself a favour and listen. One of the greats of the 80s/90s Toronto indie scene. open.spotify.com/album/5QpYab...open.spotify.comA Blur To Me Now13 ENGINES · Album · 1991 · 13 songs 010
Reposted by WarwalkerHeard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 31/07/2025JUST IN: Heard Island Government responds before the midnight Tariff deadline with what can only be described as ice cold diplomacy. @cnn.com @msnbc.com @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy @nbcnews.com @theguardian.com @australia.theguardian.com @bbcbreaking-bot.bsky.social @us.theguardian.com @theonion.com 39781231
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Musescore is a music notation/scores writing package (think Sibelius but free). It's awesome. 040
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Not throwing shade at Joey Bats, but how long can he realistically expect to be continuing to appear in TV commercials dressed in a ballplayer's uniform? Like at a certain point, it will be just kinda sad... 000
Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I think i may have just permanently damaged my vision because of how hard I just rolled my eyes. 010
