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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Down with your false idols. Nothing beats the real thing, nothing.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A painting that touches our very soul. Well done

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We would like to remind countries everywhere; if The Hague won’t or can’t take your despots, our active volcano will. It reacts exceptionally well on body types such as Putin/Trump/Xi/Lukashenko/Kim, etc. Pedos are good sacrificial fuel too.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We’ve known about these cousins for a long time, they branched off during a family dispute eons ago after a volatile debate on pebble collecting

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If a Government needs to remind their citizens to love their country with tv ads, it’s pretty clear that they have failed in all other actions to garner said love and patriotism.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This island will allow Macklemore to play here, and will even tolerate faux fur wearing for temperature regulation only. PS we don’t have a thrift store but we do have a quaint and kelpy drift shore

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

America has a fascination with names. After all, they traveled through the desert on a horse with no name. At least that one was set free and not given a silly title.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Fact Check: this is not true, he is banned from our Island

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

We empathize with those dealing with corrupt government figures. Recall what Wilbur says: “The rat had no morals, no conscience, no scruples, no consideration, no decency, no milk of rodent kindness, no compunctions, no higher feeling, no friendliness, no anything. A rat is a rat” -Charlotte’s Web

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

as Norway plunges into chaos following death of king, one military strongman is seizing power

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

🇳🇵🇳🇵 Nature is powerful and beyond containment, we hope Nepal heals and China uses this as an opportunity to work in harmony with them

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

On Heard Island, we think laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why we’re dying of bird flu.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Official Communiqué on the Canada/US Tariff Dispute

FLIPPERS UP
GOVERNMENT OF HEARD ISLAND OFFICE OF THE PRIME MINISTER • OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE
STATEMENT OF SOLIDARITY WITH CANADA
The Government of Heard Island expresses its profound disappointment following the failure of recent U.S.-Canadian trade negotiations and the imposition of 50% tariffs upon Canadian goods.
Having ourselves been unexpectedly introduced to American tariff policy, Heard Island stands firmly with Canada.
Effective immediately, Canada is offered exclusive preferential rights to Heard Island's future sustainable fisheries, scientific facilities, cold-weather rescarch, and responsibly collected guano.
Canadian vessels are hereby granted Most Favoured Flock status, including priority access to Heard Island waters and exemption from all tariffs imposed by this Government - which, admittedly, is none.
Canadian universities and scientists are likewise invited to establish a permanent research mission. They will be welcomed warmly, insofar as anything here can reasonably be described as warm.
Canada and Heard Island share much: vast wilderness, unreasonable weather, an abundance of ice, and increasingly complicated relations with the nation immediately to Canada's south.
To our Canadian friends:
You are not alone.
Our waters are open.
Our ice is yours.
Our penguins stand with you.
And unlike certain larger trading partners, we do not renegotiate every 90 days.
PM Mccormicki
Prime Minister of Heard Island
Guardian of the Rookeries & First Flipper of the Republic
DIGNITY • SCIENCE • SOVEREIGNTY • KRILL

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Security PSA: Be the first in multiple generations to pick a new four digit pin for your family. We know it’s like a family crest, a sacred key, but great-great-great grandma’s naturalization date is shared with 800 cousins.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Hi, humanity here. Just kidding, we are bird flu, illegal fishing, and climate change, pleasure meeting you.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This is up for the International Courts to decide. @unclechaps.bsky.social Please research our subantarctic sovereignty before posting conspiracy theories

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

We know not if a God or Gods exist, but the fact that our Penguin and Seal populations experience sunburn with zero access to Aloe Vera is a veritable trial of faith/will to live. But go on, have that drink and laugh at ozone depletion and our inability to slather ourselves in magical healing goo

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

This is a breaking announcement that the government Anti-Monopoly Board has allowed the new Dating App “Freezr” to launch island wide. Max annual limit of 30 flipper swipes per Regulation. Paired with Cloacal Cialis adverts, we expect avian populations to rebound after a relatively chaste season.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Mitch is going to be working from home, great news!

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

And yet he will get confirmed and America will continue to become a gangster state like Russia

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Sorry for not being active on here, our Gov has been busy brokering a peace deal between Antarctic shrimp species (benthic and fairy). It seems we haven’t missed much, judging by world news headlines of ancient, power hungry men compensating for various self-esteem issues. Tale as old as time!

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Sorry Malaysia, we aren’t on this round but we know how it feels. ♥️ stay strong and flippers up if you got ‘em

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Public Poll: Today would you rather the watch World Cup Finals with friends, Or get a 60 minute massage?

Leopard seal getting Swedish style massage

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Our administration tuned in to American YouTube to watch “The Pettysburg Address” yesterday. It actually did help us decide to assist Canada in relocating their wildfires to Washington DC.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

“The Odyssey? No, I haven’t seen it, but you odyssey what magic trick we came up with, now stand up straight and close your eyes.”

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

There is a reason we follow The Guardian, it never fails to make us Gov officials randomly chuckle.

“contributing to the smoke that Canadians must also contend with, assmoke from US wildfires drifts north and affects air quality.”

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

You should hear how many species Larry the Leopard Seal claims to have eaten today

People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
Otto von Bismarck

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Well done, Danish News Agency for the win, even if he didn’t get an actual answer

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Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Because you need to gaze upon a newborn whitecoat harp seal. 🤭🥰

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Love watching soccer/football but some of these players are better divers than our Gentoo penguins!

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Happy Canada Day, Canada! We admire and respect your vast Country, and also appreciate Canada for helping the world fight for freedom! Poutine > Putin ♥️🔥 Keep your stick on the ice and flippers/elbows up!

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Mythology states that Narcissus was ultimately defeated by a reflecting pool. Just saying. There’s hope.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

We have no regrets leaving Twitter/X so long ago. But we are nervous about missing the play by play on another Prigozhin style Moscow Thunder run. Our diplomatic staff is terrible at sharing love drone feed and intel, all they want to do is eat mackerel.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Truth is, we have some algae in our National reflecting pool but we don’t hire con artists who make it worse. It’s also why we respect the bidding process and best value approach to contracts. It curtails corruption and provides the taxpayer the best chance to see superior performance.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Excited to watch this matchup, if only to hear this chant again 🔥🔥

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Messi has been scoring goals in the World Cup for 20 years and still makes it look easy. Our GOV spokesperson has worked for 20 years and is totally out of breath from walking to the island’s laptop to type this.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Island Envy: We heard there is a small island off the coast of Italy with 4 million Sicillion inhabitants. That’s the biggest number we have ever heard!

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

We are building a communal zen garden on our island. We already have the moss and stone in place. Our social service branch is attempting to keep the Wandering Albatross from pooping and breeding in it. Or maybe we will reflect on wabi-sabi and live with it. Government projects are not easy.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Our male Macaronis all desire suave hair transplants in Turkey, yet they get shot at by the Houthis in the Red Sea, shot at by Iran/USA in Hormuz. Join our new coalition #flightforfollicles where we request birds of flight to give them a lift, or join our growing list of mortal enemies.

Hair transplant needed badly -Macaroni Mcgoo

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

There is nothing inherently wrong with drinking raw milk. We have been doing it for eons. The problem is in how it’s ingested. We suggest using our direct method and regurgitating the thick, cottage cheese-like crop milk from your throat, directly into the waiting beak/mouth. #tipsfromtheHeard

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Our island never requires two factor authentication. Have a splendid day.

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