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Warwalker

@warwalker.bsky.social

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Leafs fan. Popcorn enthusiast. Otherwise rational, mostly.

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yesterday, I learned that our Meth Lab Murphy knows which toy I mean when I ask him to get his "bald headed motherfucker".

Picture of dog toy - it's a rooster with the comb removed from the toy's head

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Thi is Murphy. He's not a black lab or a yellow lab, he's a meth lab.

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

MURPHY UPDATE: Today, biting more sticks than toes. While sitting in a lawn chair. So far.

Murphy the dog is chewing a stick while he sits in a lawn chair on my front lawn.

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Hey errybody this is Murphy. His hobbies are eating, sleeping and biting toes. We are working on the last one...

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 25/12/2023

...the richest man in town

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 25/12/2023

Zuzu's petals incoming

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 20/12/2023

We live in the absolute dumbest timeline

Screenshot of a Yahoo sports story about some fucking "famous dog" sitting courtside at a Lakers game and "stealing the show".

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 03/12/2023

This tree smells amazing yo

A big Christmas tree that smells REALLY good.

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 25/10/2023

Buckle up, the whiplash from the forthcoming "I didn't know that guy, he was just the coffee boy" is gonna be for realsies

Trump has called Meadows...."a special friend" and "a great chief of staff"

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 24/10/2023

My emissaries are not amused

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

Uh, music peeps -- can anyone help me out with what the "1/2 CIV", "CIV", "CII", "5/6 CII" and "2/3 CII" notations refer to in the attached score? Is this some way of describing chord inversions or something like that? Any help appreciated...never seen this before...

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 22/10/2023

Hey everybody, the Leafs are stupid morons, with an ugly face and a big butt and their butt smells and they like to kiss their own butt.

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

"I used non-diseased meat from diseased animals. Everybody does it!"

Krusry the Clown being interviewed by Kent Brockman

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 16/10/2023

I am confused: why is the number next to the Lions' logo larger in magnitude than that of their opponent? I have never seen this before.

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 10/09/2023

Nigel Tufnel shows Marty DiBergi his guitars.

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 05/09/2023

Quote Reskeet with a picture of your pet(s)

Scooter. He is a Red-Eared Turtle. My ex sister-in-law grew tired of caring for this animal, so it ended up here.

Rio. A horse is not really a pet - this guy doesn't live with us - but he is a major part of our lives (my wife is an equestrian person).

Autumn, also known as Miss Chiff. She's a tortoise shell cat

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

Obviously, "proofreader" is not on this list

Graphic from Sporstnet with 50% of the words improperly spelled.

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

Also, tell me that this passage, about blues singer Bessie Smith, doesn't scream out "Holkywood biopic" à la "Ray" or "I Walk the Line". I won't believe you.

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

People of the world, I give you a grown ass man and woman living their best lives in Colorado

Two fans at the Jays/Rockies game take the opportunity to flip us all the bord for reasons, I guess.

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 29/08/2023

Look, I get that corporate branding is just gonna be in professional sports but I have to object to changing a guy's fucking name

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 29/08/2023

🎶🎵🎶Doo doo doo lookin' out my back door🎶🎵 (Tambourines and elephants, statues wearing high heels not pictured)

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

Repost with an iconic fictional band

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 30/07/2023

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 09/07/2023

Like what Gudas did to Kampf, I'm charging.

A view from behind the wheel of an EV at a charging station.

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

Currently attempting a door hanging repair using little bits of dowel, glue and a lot of hopefulness. So far, only one trip to the hardware store, but the door ain't back up yet. The #DadEnergy is strong because I have young Skywalker assisting on this project.

The door repair in question - proposed, not yet proven reliable - is pictured.

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Warwalker @warwalker.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

The times they are a changin'...lemme tell you a story 'bout 14 years on the Birdy app, and how tonight I got served by a robot waiter at Denny's, because reasons. #FirstPost

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