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Melon Farmer

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 1h
abolish the death penalty
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 5h
More importantly, Astros stay where they belong 🗑️
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 6h
Tess has been getting into Eno lately.
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Mr Fengi @mrfengi.bsky.social · 6h
The Novel's attempted homage to Baby Got Back may be lyrically lacking but has a charm of its own.
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 7h
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 9h
Banks, the biggest arbiter of what can be distributed online, are steadily restricting the types of speech — art, entertainment, resources — permitted. A payment provider dropped FlowFo for allowing sex-related content, pushing them out of business. Financial discrimination is censorship.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today was a good day because the Astros lost and my copy of MEGADOC arrived.
Slipcover for a blu ray copy of MEGADOC, the Mike Figgis documentary of the making of MEGALOPLIS
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Uh-oh, sounds like pre-sales for that third Talisman book might not be great.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mattingly has a gift for blowing it.
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The tradition of Phillies fans melting down on the timeline as if this loss will disband the franchise, then you check the score and they're up by 1
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing thehardtimes.net/culture/mode...
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Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing
FOLSOM, Calif. — Country singer Carlson Swagger brought his cowboy bootlickin’ brand of lawful country music to Folsom Prison today where he... Continue this tale
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Featuring new Sith apprentice Darth Xzibit
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My ranking of the ripped-from-the-headlines Libby Holman movies: #1 RECKLESS - Would watch William Powell read the phone book. Harlow great. V. sympathetic #2 SING, SINNER, SING - The first half especially is really fun and the whole thing zips along #3 TORCH SINGER - Good but not very Libby-y
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Toy Story Peoples is a collective name given by archeologists to the powerful 21st century civilizations most notable for producing Toy Stories
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when u lament but she keep configurin
A Halloween prop of Pinhead from Hellraiser; he looks a little distressed with his gritted teeth bared and his eyes pointing slightly outward away from each other.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sony is currently innovating super hard by working on the ability to just purchase the memory of playing The Last of Us without the hassle of physical objects
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The Frida Cinema @thefridacinema.org · 28/09/2026
After 55 years…THE DEVILS are finally unleashed! Practically impossible to see in its intended form, Ken Russell’s THE DEVILS is back! Uncut! Three nights only! Nov 12-14 🎟️: thefridacinema.org/movies/the-d...
Poster for the devils
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What's funny is that I legit don't even remember her saying her last name because I was so angry by that point that I nearly stroked out. For the longest time I thought they had just ended the movie with the obvious implication, but, no, had to put the hat on the hat.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hell yeah, an oral history of one of my favorite movies
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Birthday cake for birthday breakfast
a black and grey frosted cake with a slice cut out, revealing green cake with layers of chocolate frosting between
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Vegan pandan birthday cake with chocolate and black sesame buttercream. Custom from San & Wolves in Long Beach. www.sanandwolves.com
greyish icing and piping on a cake reading "Eat Me" in black lettering
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🔫Scott Martin🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 25/09/2026
10 Hours of Jingling Keys YouTube screenshot
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it also looks like he stole his mustache off the guy behind him
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tony Soprano looking confused with a comic speech bubble on the bottom of the image, indicating he is speaking the contents of the quoted skeet
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
You know, when politicians are term-limited out sometimes they do what’s in their heart, and he’s got nothing but love for throwing out homeless people’s stuff, eliminating jobs with that merger, and killing women
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Interesting header image here
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Love it when PK Cinema Sins-es a beloved classic
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know it sounds bad that Gavin Newsom sold out California so Larry Ellison can buy about half of the entire American entertainment industry but to be fair to Newsom, half of that is actually going to be bought by Saudi Arabia
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Like, they all networked and met each other through parties at Margot Kidder's house, and I have never heard anything about any of them reaching out to Margot Kidder during any of her mental health issues.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
About to watch the TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN finale in a sold out theater where a bunch of people in the audience do not know what they're in for, even after 17 episodes
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@remapradio.bsky.social Is this on the calendar yet?
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The hubbub over GWTW on HBO blew up in early June, 2020, and HBO pulled it on June 9...for 2 weeks, at which point it returned with a pretty tepid content warning at the beginning. In 2021 TCM started discussing problematic elements in beloved classic movies while showing them. Context ≠ Censorship
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Lady Froldmagen (she/her) @zinelib.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
www.calonews.com/arizona/tucs... "Tucson Zine Fest co-founders Elisa Mask and Zac Finger hosted a workshop on Daniel "Des" Estrada, a zine maker sentenced to 30 years for moving a box of political pamphlets."
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Tucson Zine Fest founders warn of free speech crackdown
Tucson Zine Fest co-founders Elisa Mask and Zac Finger hosted a workshop on Daniel "Des" Estrada, a zine maker sentenced to 30 years for moving a box of political pamphlets.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They are 100% going to nominate a Tesla-branded TrumpBot featuring Supreme Intelligence® when he croaks.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think the greatest trick the Free Press has pulled is that its positions are so obnoxious that that gets all the attention and very few ever read on to discover that the writing is also pure dogshit.
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 19/09/2026
the chetniks, in 1943, right before murdering muslims in bosnia:
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Drusilla Adeline (aka Sister Hyde) @sisterhyde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP Gerrit Graham. He'll live on forever as Beef in Phantom of the Paradise, but never forget this iconic line reading from Used Cars......
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Prison Journalism Project @prisonjournalism.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We’re SO close to Friday, but we’re not at our goal yet 👀 We’re looking for 250 new subscribers to The Inside Story, PJP’s FREE weekly newsletter featuring stories by incarcerated writer.
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Join the #PJPCommunity. Subscribe to The Inside Story.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
My guy doesn’t miss! bsky.app/profile/jack...
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m just saying Billie Joe MacAllister should’ve survived that jump.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm in this post and I don't like it.
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Prism @prismreports.org · 16/09/2026
‼️More activists are pushing local leaders to divest from Israel bonds as US-funded genocide in Gaza continues. @alexmar.bsky.social prev. reported on how Miami-Dade's commissioners—just south of Palm Beach—voted to allow more investment in Israel govt. debt despite residents criticizing the move.
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Miami-Dade County votes to allow more investment in Israel bonds
Commissioners voted Tuesday to raise the proportion of the county’s portfolio that can be invested in Israeli government debt from 3% to 5%
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Neil S. Bulk @nsbulk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Edge of Etiquette" has dropped out of Ed Sheeran's tour.
Kirk Thatcher as "Punk on Bus" in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. He is riding on a bus while blasting the song "I Hate You" on his radio and giving the finger to Kirk (William Shatner) and Spock (Leonard Nimoy).
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You Must Remember This @rememberthispod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New season, new merch! The Bisexuals t-shirts and hats are available now, featuring a custom type treatment by YMRT logo designer Teddy Blanks. We are also launching pre-orders for our custom fragrance, Bisexual, inspired by Libby Holman's signature scent. www.youmustrememberthispodcast.com/shop
A 4 panel photo featuring a perfume bottle, black hat, a black t-shirt and white t-shirt. The t-shirts all say "The Bisexuals" in baby blue lettering. The perfume bottle has an illustration of a curly haired woman with a flower in her hair and says "Bisexual eau de parfum" on the label.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This season is 🧨 btw. You're all in for a treat.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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