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Melon Farmer

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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 15h
What is cut the tail off and grow a second one?
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
theonion.com/bush-to-iraq...
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Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On'
WASHINGTON, DC—In an internationally televised statement Monday, President Bush modified a July 2003 challenge to Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces. "Terrorists, Saddam loyalists, and anti-America...
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are so many good ones.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Runner up: www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolC...
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From the OldSchoolCool community on Reddit: Kids In The Hall, Trapper sketch. 1990.
Explore this post and more from the OldSchoolCool community
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
is bad doctor the one with the swastika sutures?
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be/5C0a26rekYI
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I Sell Shoes
YouTube video by knobularbiker
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Horny (Complimentary) = The Lockhorns Horny (Derogatory) = 9 Chickweed Lane
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Goddamn I love Pigface/Meg Lee Chin
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was working in theaters and think it came up on the list they used to send around of all scheduled releases, but it dropped off it after a while & never returned. Weirdest thing on that list: Dominion: A Prequel to the Exorcist which was slated, disappeared, then came back w/ a new title/director
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is actually the first time I realized this movie even got a release. I saw a preview screening in 2003 or so and then never heard of it again.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Very fair.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Idk he doesn't look so huge. More like an insignificant, petty asshole.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah that's how I play it too.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That reminds me I gotta order some dried ghost peppers in bulk
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is Civ-style gaming at all your speed? You might like Crusader Kings 3.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah I saw the other suggestions and was like "that'd be great except being within earshot of one another would ruin the whole experience."
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
3 games in Atlanta means I have to hear their racist chant way more than I have in years.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚨 The incredible I, MADMAN is on sale for $9.99 on the latest @kinolorber.com sale: kinolorber.com/product/i-ma...
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I, Madman | Kino Lorber - Experience Cinema
A book store clerk conjures the monstrous killer from a horror pulp novel. As grisly murders begin to occur around her, she finds it difficult to convince anyone that the hideous character is real.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They definitely would've made him non-white if they wrote it post 2008, right?
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh yeah, the completely unproblematic Tennessee electric chair... www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
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‘Self-taught’ electrocution expert worried his electric chair will fail during execution
'Tennessee's got an electric chair that's going to hurt someone or cause problems. And it's got my name on it'
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
abolish the death penalty
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
More importantly, Astros stay where they belong 🗑️
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tess has been getting into Eno lately.
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Mr Fengi @mrfengi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Novel's attempted homage to Baby Got Back may be lyrically lacking but has a charm of its own.
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Banks, the biggest arbiter of what can be distributed online, are steadily restricting the types of speech — art, entertainment, resources — permitted. A payment provider dropped FlowFo for allowing sex-related content, pushing them out of business. Financial discrimination is censorship.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like to think this is the baseball gods punishing Atlanta for their continuing racist bullshit.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do like that IT Part 2 has a Peter Bogdanovich cameo.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I should say that I don't like the newer director's work in general, and I think the book deserves a weirder adaptation than it got. I often feel that way about King books, but IT is a favorite.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's a really good adaptation under the circumstances. I certainly like it better than the recent films, and the adult cast is extremely stacked.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This documentary was fantastic and made me finally buy the 4K of MEGALOPOLIS.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today was a good day because the Astros lost and my copy of MEGADOC arrived.
Slipcover for a blu ray copy of MEGADOC, the Mike Figgis documentary of the making of MEGALOPLIS
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of my favorite Wikipedia sections is the Music video entry for this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweatin...
Wiki section headed Music video. Section reads: The music video of this song starts with Dave Mustaine looking at himself in the mirror until a hand touches his shoulder and when he turns around, he notices that it is himself. Then, multiple Mustaines appear everywhere doing weird things[clarification needed] all the while reciting the lyrics individually or simultaneously. At one point, the real Mustaine—
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are you suddenly suspicious of normal sized parking lots and/or potential union activity?
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not my fault, btw. I bought a physical and audiobook version.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Uh-oh, sounds like pre-sales for that third Talisman book might not be great.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I haven't seen the original in quite a while, and I liked it, but I'm a huge fan of the Herzog one, which is one of my favorite films of the 21st century, and the Miike one that just premiered looks incredible.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mattingly has a gift for blowing it.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'd like to welcome all Phillies fans to the Donnie Baseball hate train LA people have been on for years.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like that you want the exact treatment Bad Lieutenant gets for a different Abel Ferrara movie.
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The tradition of Phillies fans melting down on the timeline as if this loss will disband the franchise, then you check the score and they're up by 1
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing thehardtimes.net/culture/mode...
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Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing
FOLSOM, Calif. — Country singer Carlson Swagger brought his cowboy bootlickin’ brand of lawful country music to Folsom Prison today where he... Continue this tale
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Featuring new Sith apprentice Darth Xzibit
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My ranking of the ripped-from-the-headlines Libby Holman movies: #1 RECKLESS - Would watch William Powell read the phone book. Harlow great. V. sympathetic #2 SING, SINNER, SING - The first half especially is really fun and the whole thing zips along #3 TORCH SINGER - Good but not very Libby-y
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Toy Story Peoples is a collective name given by archeologists to the powerful 21st century civilizations most notable for producing Toy Stories
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love The Ramones and saw them around this time, and this is much worse than they usually are. I would listen to a straight up cover of Madonna's "I Remember" though.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do think that higher ed would be better if more schools adopted foundational UCSC principles: No sports teams, no letter grades, you can't see any building from any other building on campus.
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when u lament but she keep configurin
A Halloween prop of Pinhead from Hellraiser; he looks a little distressed with his gritted teeth bared and his eyes pointing slightly outward away from each other.
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Melon Farmer @walrusmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who is Garfield?
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