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@wagnarok.bsky.social
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call me will. he/she/they. proud card-carrying bisexual. I like space, RPGs, mysteries, and puzzles. banner by @itreachesout.bsky.social

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 6h
This is the phone they use in a movie where the villain wears a double-breasted suit and has mining rights in the asteroid belt
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
oh is it monday
A two panel screenshot from The Good Place where Janet is speaking to Chidi while Michael stands behind her. 

In the first panel she's holding up a finger, grinning, and saying, "Fun fact: Columbus in the Bad Place" 

In the second panel she's saying, "Because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide."
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 9h
a WAF if you will
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 22h
"waterdhavian? waterdeviant, i think." #TyrannyDnd
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
shout out to this pesticide warning that’s been chilling on a notice board in a public park for eleven years
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Your answer may surprise you.
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: A Memory Called Inland Empire
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
when I was a bus driver at UMass, UGA used the same kind of bus we did. we bought a used one from them once. never got driven, just sat by the curb gradually stripped for parts. including, eventually, the windows, which made it fill up with snow in the winter. is that a metaphor for something? maybe
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
have a look at the poster for this event on the website. how did no one notice that the marching band members have insane instruments growing out of their hands, and are also twice as tall as the people in the car? www.ebparade.org
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Home | East Boston Italian
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
quite apart from everything else, how do you generate something like this and not, like...look at it? and see that it doesn't look anything like the real eastie? how does no one notice that at any point in the process?
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
fun fact: a thing I drive by almost every day is the site of the long-since-demolished tavern where the song “Jingle Bells” was written. it is now an optometrist and a sushi restaurant.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BALE SNAILS
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
shout out to the commonwealth of massachusetts for inexplicably mailing me a check for six dollars and eight cents. much appreciated
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you got oktoberfest right this time, my ancestors smile upon you
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/10/2026
the supreme court: good news, donald!you are the untouchable god-king you always dreamed of being only one condition: you may not fuck with The Money donald trump: I will fuck with The Money if it’s the last thing I do
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
shout out to whoever is trying to recover their account for the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center by typing in my phone number in the "send me a text to recover my account" thing. I hope your day gets better
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 08/10/2026
In case you thought "dude is the jerkoff hand gesture incarnate" wasn't a good enough reason to not buy the dude's games, get a load of this:
Blow is active on the social media platform X (formerly Twitter), YouTube, and streaming service Twitch. His online activity includes both commentary about game development and expressing personal political opinions, including anti-vaccine rhetoric, support for the presidency of Donald Trump, and criticism of diversity, equity and inclusion programs, which has drawn criticism from other game developers.
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Youre Right Marco Inaros
ALT: Youre Right Marco Inaros
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
now you know how that "sam says don't flinch" mannequin felt
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's International Lesbian Day! Love sharing a rainbow with y'all.
Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo says, "i wish all LESBIANS a very OTHER LESBIANS."
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Jesse Farrell @jfsculpts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
For locals, this is like seeing an artifact from an alternate universe.
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
feel free to DM for venting purposes
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
obivously, that's how it's done done done
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HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 07/10/2026
Yeah, I'm Gender Critical. The scientists say if I take on any more gender, it could trigger a meltdown for the entire system
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was vaguely aware there was a general named Stonewall Jackson but I would not have been able to tell you what war he fought in or which side he was on
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think the only civil war generals I could name are Grant, Lee, and Ambrose Burnside simply because his name is allegedly the etymological source of the term "sideburns"
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine how fucking rotted a person's brain has to be to submit a 50,000 line pull request and not perceive that what you are doing is *incredibly* embarrassing and antisocial. A vibecoder can no longer notice they're greeting people by spraying hot dogshit all over the place.
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how many dinosaur bones have you dug up today
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kay of the triffids @kaywithfire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is fucking insane. Someone being able to hold a plank has no bearing on society. Being able to tell the difference between fact from fiction or being devoid of all personality, values, or conviction does. Advocating for AI is so vile and embarrassing. Get a fucking life you dipshit losers.
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is such a wynonna line
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
for context, if you haven't seen For All Mankind: White Spacesuit is a US astronaut checking on mining gear NASA has installed in a lunar crater. Brown Spacesuit is a Soviet cosmonaut, here spotted using NASA's elevator to come up from doing...who knows what, with their gear, in the crater
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
such a wonderfully tense scene thanks to the sun visors
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Black-and-Gold @blackandgold.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let Dennis Hastert's lasting legacy be that half your replies were crushed to hear Dennis Haysbert died, reread the post and went "oh Dennis Hastert, never mind fuck that guy"
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I still yearn for Half-Life 3. It haunts me.
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I have never killed anyone, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction." — Clarence Darrow
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oooooooh I wanna be a face dancer
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will @wagnarok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have a *feeling* you and I took the same one
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Kyle Gaddo @kylegaddo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you can really tell who failed upwards in this world on how much they rely on ai now
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