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Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everythin…

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 17h

That’s sad. I also nearly stopped my neighbor’s house from burning down, when I got ticked off at the arsonist. But I didn’t, instead I gave him matches and lighter fluid. But I was kinda peeve for a bit, there! This makes me look good.

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 11h

As a new delivery driver I would like to point out that if you can't see your house number or apartment building number clearly from the street, I can't either. Neither can the ambulance, should you need one.

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 13h

Since I'm doing Doordash now, I'm curious. Would you like to get regular updates from your delivery driver if things are taking longer than expected, or would you find that annoying? I'd appreciate the updates.

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 15h

Just got the @cyan.com insider email and **oh my god you guys I can not afford all this merch right now but I'm getting it anyway** Luckily they take Affirm buy-now-pay-later now. Unlike when I bought my "working" Myst Linking Book.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this is the only political ad that understands the situation

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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 29/09/2026

idk how you can see stuff like this and not think that the correct thing to do is to punish those responsible in a fashion so thoroughly that anyone who wants to do some shit like this again won't even think about it

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sid @sidvicious.ca · 30/09/2026

13 years ago today i ran out of paper and drew Goku's Pants

a drawing of Goku's pants taking up a whole page

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 29/09/2026

The few times I accidentally leave the door open, my cats don't even try to go outside.

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Molly White @molly.wiki · 28/09/2026

i love that the doxxed guy's response is to tell the chatbot "you gotta never do that ever again"

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ok buddy, just for that we’re going with “robot puke” now

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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.

A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"

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Phoebe Barton 🚀🇺🇳 @phoebebarton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

reminder: carry a small ice scraper in case you encounter white supremacist propaganda. i lucked out in that the sticker i found was loose enough that i could safely remove it with my bike key. i'd forgotten my scraper at home.

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026

Spongebob spreading his hands apart creating a sparkling rainbow that says “Linux”

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's always been stupid and fake, but even more so now, that a "caravan" of migrants would be coming here, of all times, given how we are torturing and renditioning and sending them to concentration camps.

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Cosmik Shriek 😱 @brightanimal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Never Forget

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yeah right, like Boeing is gonna get it right this time...

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yeah, I’m sure the mainstream media, which shrugs at the Epstein Files, and refuses to call Donald Trump a rapist, it totally gonna get to the bottom of the Cornell story.

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now featured in the criterion collection @anem0ne.net · 29/09/2026

he's ingested so much of the ketamine melange that he's starting to turn into some kind of spacing guild navigator, only without any of the skills, grace, or prescience

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 29/09/2026

Android fucking forced me to fucking "upgrade" to the fucking Gemini clanker bullshit on my phone tonight even though it's fucking disabled in my app settings and now all the home automation voice commands I had for Google Assistant are FUCKING BROKEN 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

Next Starship test flight in about 40 minutes (maybe). They're going to try to do a full orbit of the upper stage this time. No catch attempts.

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SpaceX Starship Flight 14 - Launch & Booster Splashdown - LAUNCH STREAM

YouTube video by NASASpaceflight

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

Meanwhile, in other excellent takes...

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

As someone who used to love SpaceX & a space geek who thinks that more working rockets is more better & who watched the laughter at the thought they would EVER be able to reuse Falcon boosters *especially* after they crashed so many at the start... I cannot *wait* to watch this takedown of Musk.

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 27/09/2026

I own the soundtrack on the red & black special edition vinyl and it's all thanks to #MST3K It's actually legit a good jazz soundtrack. I quite enjoy "Forgetting You" and "Magic Circle"

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 27/09/2026

Seriously until this shit broke out on social media today I wasn't even aware the song existed

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Among the many reasons Elon Musk hates his trans daughter Vivian Wilson is that she is actually funny - unlike his constant, cringey, failed attempts to show his comic chops. And she constantly aims her wit at HIM. Mockery can’t be the only weapon in defeating fascism, but it’s a good one!

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal

Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."

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Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 27/09/2026

The reason you have not heard this song is because it’s not actually popular and a smaller subset of listeners do a number of things to artificially boost country and Christian music up the charts 1. They actually buy the single/CD instead of streaming it. That counts as way more on billboard

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ohgodwhatdoiput @ohgodwhatdoiput.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

People should live in bubbles where they listen to good music imo, not one where they'd hear most modern country music, especially the kind of crap that would chart.

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 27/09/2026

I listen to the local classic rock (KKPT) and modern rock (KDJE) and "80s, 90s, & today" (KCON) stations. So no I haven't heard the stupid fucking song despite listening to mainstream radio. Fuck your "you're living in a bubble" bullshit.

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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 27/09/2026

Hey, y'all. "Innocent until proven guilty" is a term intended for the court system, where a defendant isn't guilty 'til a trial finds them to be so. It doesn't mean that you don't use your own fucking common sense & good judgment to stay away from bad people. You're not imprisoning them. Thanks.

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 27/09/2026

I support Palestine Action. Also I am ANTIFA. Come at me.

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D.P ✨ @dp-in-the-sky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

NiGHTS iNTO DREAMCAST 🧡🤍 #NiGHTSintoDreams

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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026

talent is a lie

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M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. XD

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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/09/2026

I can’t believe we used to have airlines specifically for trans and pan americans. this country has really regressed on queer rights.

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 26/09/2026

Apparently the last time I booted into Windows was back in JANUARY. Huh. Guess I haven't missed it at all since I switched to Linux Mint.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 25/09/2026

I ordered mine with the PS5 version, even though I don't have a PS5, because I want the games on physical media

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