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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 5h

I loved the new episode and the tardigrade song! Watched it last night since I backed it on Kickstarter.

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

I love classic #MST3K which I watched when it aired. I love the new seasons with Jonah and Emily. And The RiffTrax Experiments episode 1 holds up to the high standards of the show from the beginning. And I trust Pearl to tell me which olive loaf I should buy.

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

🎵 In theatro sumus 🎵 I love the Love Theme from #MST3K in Latin(?) as the closing theme

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

OH HELL YES A NEW SONG!! AND I LOVE IT!! DO THE TARDIGRADE!!

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

Wow and I thought Killer Fish was bad...

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

Dear #RiffTrax and #MST3K people, I really appreciate that the closed captions for Sting of Death say 🎵[dramatic music sting (of death)]🎵 because it means y'all actually put effort into doing the captioning

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

Execution tonight at 6PM, all net, all channels. Would you like to know more?

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

Oh look I literally just cited this movie and clip but this is a much better quality version

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

Holy shit science fiction has only been saying this is coming since long before I was born. Verhoven's "Starship Troopers" is just what came to mind first. Execution tonight at 6PM, ALL NET, ALL CHANNELS. Would you like to know more?

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Execution tonight at six

YouTube video by A1Whizkid

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

And it was only possible because of the scheming of Jerry Falwell and Pat Roberson to tie "christianity" to conservatives. That's without getting into our government destroying Christian mutual-aid groups in Central and South America because they were showing that socialism works.

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

I was just reminded that this song exists and it's so perfect for these times. music.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk...

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I've No More F***s To Give!

YouTube video by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

An iPlayer glitch watching an old episode of Dr Who gave me this oddly encouraging message:

An entirely black frame with the words "Things must stabilise soon" in small white letters.

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 04/10/2026

I've got laser eyes And I know what you're thinking It comes as no surprise That Christmas lights are blinking

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sometimes violence is the *only* answer.

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Antigone @antigoneinthebes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

People don’t realize how serious the situation is.

A graph showing number of Germanies over time. Losing one on October 3rd 1990 means by projection we are only decades before reaching -1 Germany in 2072

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

I found another song I'm going to listen to a hundred times on repeat. I have no idea how in the FUCK they crammed The B-52s, Rob Zombie, APT, Britney Spears, Toni Basil, The Offspring, Beyonce, Macho Man Randy Savage, The Ting Tings, and Rammstein into under five minutes and made it WORK SO WELL.

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DJ Cummerbund - DragulAPT.

YouTube video by DJ Cummerbund

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Dutch, the people who fucking invented capitalism, did a lot of shady evil shit? You don't say?

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

One of my three favorite Luicfers in film. The others being Al Pacino (The Devil's Advocate) and Lena Olin (The Ninth Gate)

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

Look Google, everything I did with Assistant worked *just fine* like 95% of the time. And now you've got me stuck using your clanker Gemini bullshit, and IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK AT ALL. How is this an improvement?

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

No, but you *can* burn down data centers, which is close enough.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026

Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everythin…

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That’s sad. I also nearly stopped my neighbor’s house from burning down, when I got ticked off at the arsonist. But I didn’t, instead I gave him matches and lighter fluid. But I was kinda peeve for a bit, there! This makes me look good.

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

Long ago I put mine in big reflective numbers on both sides of my mailbox & on the front of my house, to make things easier for drivers who had trouble finding my house.

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

As a new delivery driver I would like to point out that if you can't see your house number or apartment building number clearly from the street, I can't either. Neither can the ambulance, should you need one.

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

Since I'm doing Doordash now, I'm curious. Would you like to get regular updates from your delivery driver if things are taking longer than expected, or would you find that annoying? I'd appreciate the updates.

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just got the @cyan.com insider email and **oh my god you guys I can not afford all this merch right now but I'm getting it anyway** Luckily they take Affirm buy-now-pay-later now. Unlike when I bought my "working" Myst Linking Book.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this is the only political ad that understands the situation

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morticia toastems @toasty.cx · 29/09/2026

idk how you can see stuff like this and not think that the correct thing to do is to punish those responsible in a fashion so thoroughly that anyone who wants to do some shit like this again won't even think about it

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sid @sidvicious.ca · 30/09/2026

13 years ago today i ran out of paper and drew Goku's Pants

a drawing of Goku's pants taking up a whole page

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vortmax 🌀🌪️ @vortmax81.northsky.social · 29/09/2026

The few times I accidentally leave the door open, my cats don't even try to go outside.

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Molly White @molly.wiki · 28/09/2026

i love that the doxxed guy's response is to tell the chatbot "you gotta never do that ever again"

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ok buddy, just for that we’re going with “robot puke” now

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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.

A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"

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Phoebe Barton 🚀🇺🇳 @phoebebarton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

reminder: carry a small ice scraper in case you encounter white supremacist propaganda. i lucked out in that the sticker i found was loose enough that i could safely remove it with my bike key. i'd forgotten my scraper at home.

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mayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026

Spongebob spreading his hands apart creating a sparkling rainbow that says “Linux”

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's always been stupid and fake, but even more so now, that a "caravan" of migrants would be coming here, of all times, given how we are torturing and renditioning and sending them to concentration camps.

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