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@vodblu.bsky.social
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Only know what I was trying to say after pushing send. Did some stuff. Had some kids. The kids are better- most of the time

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Dan Rebellato @danrebellato.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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Casey Ayers @casey.app · 16/12/2025
I have met Susie. She could not have been more pleasant to me in person. It was also *palpably* obvious that she is Evil. I don’t mean that in a small way of she’s mean or devious, but a big one: she’d wear your skin as a suit in a nanosecond if it was chilly outside and never think of it again.
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 16/12/2025
Yeah, bud, we noticed
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
It is true that few Americans vote on stuff like this but I will say: what they do abroad, they will find ways to do as much of that at home that they can get away with. The rate of reported death isn’t as skyrocketing high but there are absolutely numerous voters and non voters here who know…
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Like i said no one in the world plays the game like FIFA www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
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Is it ‘soccer’ or ‘football?’ President Trump wants to rename the NFL
The President said "it really doesn't make sense" to call American football by that name.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
When the winner of the Nobel peace prize smuggled herself over the water and out of Venezuela to attend the ceremony in Oslo this week, her allies called the Pentagon to ask them not to arbitrarily murder her. www.wsj.com/world/americ...
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
welcome to the new video era of luke skywalker doing company-sanctioned but unspeakable things with minnie mouse
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Disney to invest $1bn in OpenAI, allowing characters in Sora video tool
Agreement comes amid anxiety in Hollywood over impact of AI on the industry, expression and rights of creators
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Can't believe our tax dollars are going to be spent settling the upcoming exorbitant defamation suit with Sabrina Carpenter, but maybe this is just how public arts funding is going to work now.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 07/12/2025
It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
No one ruthless enough to parlay 3am-college-paper-on-speed writing into national gigs & affairs with powerful men is this unprepared for a fairly soft interview. This is a shitty performance by someone trying to save her book's narrative - 'Young Woman Swept Up in the Current.'
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Murdering random fishermen IRL for clout on Xitter.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I haven’t been able to form a sentence in like 10 minutes
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
He shouldn’t just be pushed out as the House Democrats’ leader; he needs to be primaried out of his seat entirely. Just a complete waste of a deep blue seat.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
He’s gesturing to a sleeping man as he says “He’s the only leader in the world who can help end [the war in Ukraine].”
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 02/12/2025
feel like I'm going to snap one of these days, tear off my shirt, and run down the street screaming TRUMP PARDONED A 400 TON COKE TRAFFICKER
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Rep. Mike Levin @levin.house.gov · 02/12/2025
Costco is right to challenge Trump’s unlawful tariffs. He abused emergency powers to sidestep Congress’s clear constitutional authority over trade. No president can rewrite tariff law on a whim.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
"Much like MLK, I have haters" is a classic sentiment of American Stupids, this is an assimilation success story
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Doesn’t this violate…*checks notes*… the Magna Carta? www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Jury trials scrapped for crimes with sentences of less than three years
The reforms are being brought in to tackle unprecedented delays in the Crown Court.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
When I tell my kids we used to have vomit machines at work, operated by special technicians, they don’t even believe me.
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I'm like 90% sure that's an innocent typo. 85%
Photo of Pete Hegseth sitting at a table. In front of him is a placard that reads "PETE HEGSETH SSECRETARY OF WAR."  Yes, on the placard "secretary" begins with a double-S.
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Just hear me out: maybe the Democratic Party’s problem is that the party leadership is full of people incapable of realizing that Matt Yglesias has terrible political instincts.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Important to do this press conference about a mass shooting from behind a comic book convention’s folding table inside the hotel from The Shining.
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Daily Trix @dailytrix.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Four of Trump's five children have an immigrant mother, and the one who doesn't is married to the son of two immigrants.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
They like Trump and want to help him
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
This Thanksgiving I am grateful for the people who interact with my posts
(Quote Skeet) So what? Get over it, pussy, you don't see
the others complaining

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The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
Pitbull © @pitbull
If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ric00000000000 HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
moe when bart pranks him holding the phone
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
best movie my 4 year old ever saw about getting clinical depression
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/11/2025
of course this is the usual incoherent Trump nonsense, but it’s not just him we are fifteen (15) years into Obamacare and not a single Republican has ever articulated a coherent alternative
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Emily Herring @emilyherring.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
You may be cool, but you'll never be as cool as these two cats wearing sunglasses in the window of an optician's Boulevard St Germain in 1925
black and white photo of to cats wearing small round sunglasses in the window of a "lunetterie"
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I thought, “How bad can it be?” and then I read it. It’s like a Mr. Show bit.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I'm worried this means she has plans the next day
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
RFK Jr taking out a quill after throwing "massive nut" into Rhymezone
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/11/2025
good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Saying "vaccines are safe" is an irrelevant detail when you voted to hand all of the US government's health organizations over to someone who adamantly insists they are not.
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Thanks, I Hate It @thanksihateit603.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
New meme format just dropped:
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/11/2025
everything that is wrong with Elon Musk can be summed up in the fact that there’s nobody in his life who can sit him down and tell him how embarrassing this is
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Is Trump saying Democrats should be hanged or that Democrats should be hung?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 20/11/2025
Struggling to come up with a meaningful list of jobs this from which WOULDN’T get you fired and put on a security watchlist. Great stuff
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Here’s a real fucking list for real Americans - cowboy reviews the 1960’s Bonanza show and also kills vampires - making fun of Quora users but get distracted talking about Morbius for half an hour - watching Star Trek Voyager while drunk but in a way where you wonder if they’re drinking too much
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Maybe you’d like to explain to the mods how Bill Maher is so old that the first time he did new rules Hammurabi gave them out to his subjects. First of all the oldest known person is Jeanne Calment of France, who lived to be 122. Secondly, I don’t believe Bill Maher can speak Akkadian.
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James Poniewozik @poniewozik.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Her first film will be g rated
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