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@vietcrab.bsky.social
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I need to love everybody otherwise I can't love myself - DJ Peach Cobbler

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I'm The Joinkler 🌞 @vietcrab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is how I learnt about the Brazil election results...
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I'm The Joinkler 🌞 @vietcrab.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There's probably a way to phrase the observation that online slang now seems to mostly come from incel bullshit whereas it previously came from AAVE that would get this site's servers shut down
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
KOKO: Tucked and Cucked. V On Face. RESEARCHER: No, Koko. It's nothing about that KOKO: Red Bandana Masculine Passenger Chair Cuck RESEARCHER: Koko, none of that makes sense KOKO: Cucking Ritual Professor
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I know this isn't terrorism. You know this isn't terrorism. The authorities know this isn't terrorism. But, once again, they have labelled protesters "terrorists", as part of the long-running programme to ensure that no one dares protest about anything any more. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Seven charged with damaging Trump’s Scottish golf course accused of ‘terrorist connection’
Course at Donald Trump’s Turnberry resort was painted with words ‘Gaza is not 4 sale’ and clubhouse was sprayed with graffiti
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I'm The Joinkler 🌞 @vietcrab.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ngl The Grim Reaper back to backing Dolly Parton with Tim Curry is fucking weak
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tweet from huntigula (@huntigula):

GUY: What does it eat?
ME: [falcon perched on shoulder] Updog
*falcon starts break dancing*
ME: Not yet Tyler, wait until he asks what it is
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I'm The Joinkler 🌞 @vietcrab.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"Hwoohhh fire indeed hot" is one that rattles round my brain regularly
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Baby YouTube Why you're bad at jingling keys
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I'm The Joinkler 🌞 @vietcrab.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Not enough shots of crying Argentinians for me to achieve full climax but I'll take it
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I'm The Joinkler 🌞 @vietcrab.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Trying to decide if this half time show is actually the worst thing to happen this WC? It just might be
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Cohen is a ghost 
@skullmandible
you live your whole life rooting in shit don't be surprised when you get a hog's funeral
10:53 PM • 2021-02-17
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Lauri Donahue @lauridonahue.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
futurism.com/future-socie... lol
As one New York financier told Financial Times journalist Gillian Tett, new hires who were seen as “AI natives” are turning out to have alarmingly shallow ideas. So much so, the anonymous finance worker admitted, that his firm now actively avoids seeking out AI-literate STEM graduates, and opts to comb through humanities students instead.
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I'm The Joinkler 🌞 @vietcrab.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Jay Z Dance
Alt: Jay Z nodding because the video goes hard
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I'm The Joinkler 🌞 @vietcrab.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Really glad so many Americans online are taking the genuine enthusiasm expressed for their culture by World Cup fans from around the world as an opportunity to loudly suck themselves off and berate the rest of the world for not having air-conditioning or whatever
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marxuckerberg @marxuckerberg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sometimes people will play dumb about why Israel gets singled out as a uniquely bad actor. Our government having a uniquely extremist supportive relationship with theirs is part of the reason. The other part is that their officials post “I AM HITLER” on American social media all day long
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I'm The Joinkler 🌞 @vietcrab.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
EU SOU CABO VERDIANO
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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 17/03/2026
I love when I can understand something without needing to translate it
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I'm The Joinkler 🌞 @vietcrab.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I fucking love meathead music
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is a really grim decision alongside Cenk. People often talk about dangerous road we'd go down under a Reform government - this is another clear warning we're down there already. A Labour government doing everything possible to silence criticism of the Israeli Government
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Thaddeus is a girl's name 🏳️‍⚧️ @thaddeus.zone · 22/05/2026
hey everyone wanna see what a manufactured hate campaign is shaped like???
google trends analysis on the search topic "transgender" in the u.s., over the past five years 

flat line from may 1, 2021 to feb 1, 2023, when it rockets straight up to near 100 then bounces up & down to date, staying between 50 & 100 the whole time google trends analysis on the search topic "transgender" in the u.k., over the last 5 years

flat line from may 1, 2021 to feb 1, 2023, when it rockets straight up to near 35-40, quickly tends up to 50 and bounces around there for the remainder except for a massive spike to 100 in april 2025
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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Massive away win for the little fella.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Pazuzu
@pazuzuonline.bsky.social
38 y/o gf who still sings "greensleeves": they're debating whether trollop is a slur and i just can't with the tavern today.

Me [heard "trollop" and got so hard my humors get unbalanced]: i think i hauve st. anthony's fire
6:26 PM • Apr 22, 2026
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I'm The Joinkler 🌞 @vietcrab.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Watched a pretty well-informed video about Seoul's development as a city and public transport system by someone who resolutely got every single Korean word astoundingly wrong
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 16/05/2026
if you can't find a beautiful jugged out chinese woman to have a parasocial relationship with online i think that is like the example they give of a skill issue in urban dictionary
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Jackson @tree_bro
*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer
4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011
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I'm The Joinkler 🌞 @vietcrab.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Donots' 2002 album Amplify the Good Times is one of those rare no skip albums
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If you thought elaborately faking being good at videogames to impress a bunch of manchildren was embarrassing, consider elaborately faking that your mother loves you.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Mike.
@dumbmike.bsky.social
LUKE: What do you think it would be like, R2? To drill Master Yoda in his green old ass?

R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵

LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.

R2-D2: 🎶🎵—

(knocking on wall)

YODA: hear you both through wall I can
August 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I'm The Joinkler 🌞 @vietcrab.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is one of those posts that regularly rattles around my head like a single ball-bearing
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
What Israel is doing in Lebanon is obscene. What they’re doing on every front is obscene. A country that will fall apart if they stop being in perpetual war.
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I'm The Joinkler 🌞 @vietcrab.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
How do you lose the optics war to The Islamic Republic of Iran and it's not even close
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cactus friend @im.thinkingabout.thosbeans.online · 04/04/2026
This website is FREE
A thread of three skeets:

Tequila Sunset:
James Balls

John Pettus:
This is the energy that I have seen on Blue Sky that l've never seen anywhere else.
Pure trolling, and engaged in by a HUGE number of users.
Not productive. Not civil. Not entertaining, except in the way a crowd of kids is entertained by a bully.

Tequila:
John Penis
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Somewhere up in heaven, Richard Scarry is like “fuck yeah, told you so”: www.bbc.com/news/world-u...
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Rats taught to drive tiny cars to lower their stress levels
Researchers taught rats to drive tiny "ratmobiles" in exchange for food, which helped the rats relax.
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DiamanteLoco @diamanteloco.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The difference between these two is racism
Russia plans to illegally annex lands it invaded, even as its military falters.

Israel Plans to Control Large Parts of Southern Lebanon, Defense Minister Says
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Amazing World of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow.
A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk.
It crashes into a rental scooter. 
It backs up.
It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles.
The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again.
A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
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jims @jims.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
my cult of personality toils in the desert, building a gleaming machine that will let me rip like a beyblade. maybe spinning real fast will fill whatever nameless wanting is missing; maybe if i spin fast enough, my brain will outrun its own noise. the horse we tested it on exploded. very promising.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
PROFESSOR XAVIER: and what is your talent, young man TANGLER: im able to experience ball torsion at any time PROFESSOR XAVIER: show me TANGLER: aaaaaauuughh... shit...
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The IDF just ordered the *entirety of south Lebanon* to be forcibly displaced. They are emptying the land of its population, creating a massive crisis, and will now proceed to further annihilate large parts of Lebanon. The very nation state of Lebanon is being destroyed.
Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
One of my favourite sides of politics/media.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/02/2026
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons
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I'm The Joinkler 🌞 @vietcrab.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Trying, with limited success, to get my wife's cousin to change her English name to Scrub Daddy
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I'm The Joinkler 🌞 @vietcrab.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I would put money on whoever made this list never having spoken to anyone who actually does any of these jobs
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
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I'm The Joinkler 🌞 @vietcrab.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Found songs by Bruce Springsteen, Dropkick Murphys, Waterparks, NOFX and Billy Bragg in just the last week specifically about the Minnesota ICE situation. Folk/punk scenes fully galvanised
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