MV @vidutis.com · 03/10/2026It is illegal to push a dog’s forehead back to make them look surprised 000 0
MV @vidutis.com · 28/09/2026You’d think at this point the roof of my mouth would be 100% scar tissue and I wouldn’t be able to keep burning it 001 1
Reposted by MVJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about! 1552644423 2.6K
Reposted by MVHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sports are the best form of entertainment because you can invest 2.5 hours into something only to lose. They should make a movie that you can lose. 941773161 1.8K
MV @vidutis.com · 07/09/2026Taught my sister’s kid what splashing is at the pool #justunclethings 000 0
Reposted by MVlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/08/2026we are better people because we live in elite coastal cities. and if you live in an even a more elite, more coastal city than me you're better still 41372 137
MV @vidutis.com · 19/08/2026Being in Iceland for the eclipse was a nice reminder that Americans are bad at traveling. Even the good ones! Even you! 100 1
MV @vidutis.com · 18/08/2026Has anyone ever had their pizza rejected at the Quality Check step of the pizza tracker? 010 1
Reposted by MVdave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160153693 16K
MV @vidutis.com · 11/08/2026Just finished Dune: Messiah, ahead of the upcoming movie, and… nothing happens in this book? Like it could have been 3 paragraphs. Anything interesting was glossed over. What will this movie be about? 000 0
MV @vidutis.com · 06/08/2026They should remake Twilight but with the actors as talented as they are now 110 1
MV @vidutis.com · 06/08/2026Crime should be legal but only if you do it dressed as a themed villain with a consistent schtick 000 0
Reposted by MVskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026washington dc is short for washington da city 161069130 1.1K
MV @vidutis.com · 31/07/2026The most impressive thing about Covenant ship design is that each ship is like 90% hallways. Sometimes a brig or a landing bay, but otherwise just passages 000 0
MV @vidutis.com · 29/07/2026Golden Rule: “treat others as you want to be treated”, lame, subjective, requires empathy Zeus’ Law: “treat others as you want to be treated because they might be hidden gods who will destroy you”, effective, mysterious, free food 010 1
MV @vidutis.com · 29/07/2026Gork make me a historically accurate Odyssey (replace all characters with Hades characters, change nothing else) 010 1
MV @vidutis.com · 24/07/2026It’s been long enough, I am ready to come clean; I was Cool “Disco” Dan 000 0
Reposted by MV⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 316254836962 25.5K
Reposted by MVtristram hand spooky @dimestorewatch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026great news: birds are probably having fun up there 010926 109
MV @vidutis.com · 16/07/2026Worst thing about this cyclospora outbreak is learning most other people don’t have diarrhea all the time 010 1
MV @vidutis.com · 11/07/2026Hey website I accidentally grew a cactus that is taller than me. What do I do with it? 200 2
MV @vidutis.com · 10/07/2026In the Starfox 64 remake, they made Slippy less stupid (expected), Falco and Peppy are the same, but they made Fox a massive douche and possibly a war criminal? 000 0
Reposted by MVPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/07/2026it's called "cold brew concentrate" because you're supposed to drink it straight and it helps you concentrate 933335 333
MV @vidutis.com · 08/07/2026Every character in Your Friends & Neighbors is an insufferable moron, but this is also canon accurate for rich New York finance communities 000 0
Reposted by MVJosephine Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW 203120802635 12.1K
Reposted by MVSiobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 06/07/2026FIFA announces that team USA can use their hands “just if they need to” 834046649 4K
MV @vidutis.com · 06/07/2026How long is the game? Who knows! What are the rules? Doesn’t matter! Is it legitimate? No! Who wins? Shut up! FIFA is just pro wrestling for Europe 000 0
MV @vidutis.com · 25/06/2026I have my phone in grayscale mode to make it less exhausting, but now I’m just talking to myself like I’m a detective in a noir 000 0
