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Victoriuhhhhh

@victoriummactually.bsky.social
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She/her Poly, trans, demi, anarchist, living in Chicago. Partner is @sleep.church, husband is not on here. Tell me I’m pretty please and thank you ❤️ Posts might be NSFW, be aware.

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ridgewood weather service @ridgewoodweather.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what do you mean you want an everything bagel with nothing on it M train: GOOD SERVICE. L train: GOOD SERVICE. 61 degrees. Clear. Humidity 36 percent.
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Elly @invalidhandlebunny.bsky.social · 23h
have birb
daisy my budgie
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bobcat in a box
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
First pass
Mine eyes have seen the glory of a phoenix newly born;
It is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
She is cleaving fate in twain beneath her swift and nimble sword:
Their truth is marching on.
(Chorus)
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Her truth is marching on.
I have seen them in the threatening of concentration camps,
Our suffering an altar in the service of their shams;
I have writ their destiny for all my brothers they have damned:
Their fate is hastened on.
(Chorus)
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.We have since replaced the gospel with injections and with pills,
But the holy words of martyrs past will guide our struggle still;
Let the Hero, born a woman, crush the serpent with His heel, My body marches on.
(Chorus)
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Their truth is marching on.
We have seen the face of God and now we drive him to retreat;
We have found His judgment lacking, His creation incomplete;
With our bricks, need be, we'll execute His justice in the street!
Our Love is marching on.
(Chorus)
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.As Christine, among the daisies, was reborn across the sea,
With a glory in her bosom that transfigures you and me.
If we die among our sisters let them know that we were free,
Our goddess marches on.
(Chorus)
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Her truth is marching on.
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aaron @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ty to the diva(s) that put free palestine back on the gay pier ❤️
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What to do if your friend is sad
1) DRESS THEM
IN A COOL
JACKET
2) REMOVE THEM FROM THE PERSON OR LOCATION THAT IS MAKING THEM SAD
3) LOWER
THEM
SLOWLY
INTO THE PIT
"farewell"
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Lux Ghoulador 👻 @luxgalador.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it breaks my heart when I see people abusing themselves with unkindness and self loathing the world's tough enough that type of pain is addictive. it can feel comfortable. anything else can feel impossible and/or terrifying. but you deserve better, and you have to be the start of better
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Victoriuhhhhh @victoriummactually.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hocus Pocus scared me so bad as a kid that we had to leave the theater. It’s definitely not the first thing that scared me but it’s the first that I remember!
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT:
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Victoriuhhhhh @victoriummactually.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like myself way more than I used to, but I’m still a little nervous to do this? So, for every like I’ll say one nice thing about myself 💖
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 16/03/2026
do it scared
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 29/09/2026
paint pen writing on an electrical box that says “FAT WOMEN FOREVER”
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Elon Musk, who is estimated to have ensured the mass deaths of 16 million people by 2030, most of whom will be children, is also history's most prolific creator and distributor of CSAM. He has basically infinite money to avoid facing any legal consequences whatsoever for his vast, vast crimes.
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s okay if all you did today was survive
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Tigburr : Pantry Punisher => MFF @burnedoutparadise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why the fuck do gay bears use AI so much when they need water for their CPAP machines?
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Half-Boo'd Rhymes @halfbakedrhymes.com · 04/10/2026
Find you a girl who looks like she wants to devour you
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This morning I imagined a late night TV commercial for a compilation CD called "Wife Sounds"
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a cute f slur (they/them) @sleep.church · 04/10/2026
making the penises kiss
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you haven’t read the short story The Feminist from @tonytula.com’s short story collection Rejection, I think now is a great time to read it www.nplusonemag.com/issue-35/fic...
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The Feminist | Tony Tulathimutte
His friends, mostly female, told him he was refreshingly attentive and trustworthy for a boy. Meanwhile he is grateful for the knowledge that female was best used as an adjective, that sexism harms me...
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Two people in the replies called this “skin crawling” Tony you’ve done it again
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/10/2026
Get thee behind me, Satan! I will protect thee
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 03/10/2026
*guiding a spoonful of ice cream into your mouth* here comes the airplane!!! its united flight 175 and youre the second tower!!!
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Clocky Women Infodumping" in the TMNT logo style
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/11/2025
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
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a cute f slur (they/them) @sleep.church · 02/10/2026
may have found my phone accidentally recording after being knocked over during clean up
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a cute f slur (they/them) @sleep.church · 02/10/2026
what are the rules of a cage check? can anyone call in a cage check? by saying the words cage check do all you good locked up people have to show off your cages to me now?
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ma'am, you got a license for that penis?
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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 28/09/2026
Kickstarter goes live November 1st bit.ly/roadkill-film
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Coming soon: ROADKILL
A short film about the violent relationships we have with our bodies
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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a cute f slur (they/them) @sleep.church · 02/10/2026
this jocktober i am speaking my truth and saying loudly, once again: women. in jockstraps. thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Brooklyn Rousseau (Spooky 365, not just October) 🎃 @glamgothcollective.mu.social · 01/10/2026
THERE IS NO TRANS DEBATE
THERE ARE TRANS PEOPLE AND THERE ARE FASCISTS WHO WISH TO DOMINATE
AND
ELIMINATE TRANS PEOPLE
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 01/10/2026
Gavin Newsom supports revenge porn, Gavin Newsom supports pedophile stalkers
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(Elio)tt ⭐ @starbellypeaches.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is so beautiful to have so much love to give
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t love that the secretary of war announced the creation of a department of autonomous warfare in the same speech he referred to my people as a slur that I’ve not heard since 2012 on broadcast television but you know. whatever. who gives a shit man
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love environmental storytelling :3
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stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
these gay guys calling themselves dolls on traitors what if I killed them
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Jojo @jojostingray.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I got socks I like. Please congratulate me.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down...
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Rainy🏳️‍⚧️🦊θ∆ @faux.pet · 28/09/2026
My cat when I offer her cat safe human food: "I have no interest in this slop mother! How dare you" My cat when I make the chili that can kill her (Onions, garlic beer): "Mother! Mother, may I have a spoonful? A spoonful for me? I have never wanted something more Mother!"
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Victoriuhhhhh @victoriummactually.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To the tune of that one Ramones song: 20, 20, 24 meters of rope I wanna be suspended Nothin’ to do, unable to move I wanna be suspended
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a cute f slur (they/them) @sleep.church · 29/09/2026
working on something
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Victoriuhhhhh @victoriummactually.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn I have a lot of people in my life who love and care about me and about whom I love and care for that’s pretty fuckin’ great actually huh??
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the best part of being a hot woman is that whatever music you’re sincerely into is automatically cool by virtue of you liking it. that’s half the point of being hot
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a cute f slur (they/them) @sleep.church · 26/09/2026
hot girls in my area want to use my mouth as their toy? it’s more likely than you’d think
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my sister said she knows when im home because im the only person who locks their car three times
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Victoriuhhhhh @victoriummactually.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was such a fucking blast!! I hadn’t planned on going so I was not dressed for Gear Night at ALL and that was hilarious, but we had such a wonderful time!!
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