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Spooky Sis 🦌

@valkyri-anna.bsky.social
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If an angel was also transgendeer. Often NSFW. DO NOT SAVE MY NUDES. 18+ only please | she/her | unabashed thrillow stan lmkauflin.neocities.org Buy my writing: forms.gle/7y2PTECDCuHobSo47 Banner by Ezeeshady

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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 8h
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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Simon Roy @simonroy.bsky.social · 2h
The age of heroes has not yet ended lol
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 4h
earth rat! #rattober #rattober2026 #beansrattober
a rat drawn in the style of spaceman spiff from Calvin and hobbes
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 4h
Galactic Racer GOTY 2026
Three pit droids from Star Wars sitting at a table playing cards
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 7h
dragon rats! #rattober #rattober2026 #beansrattober
a drawing of three abstract fantastic dragon rats
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 10h
happy international lesbian day. thinking about two of the greats
discord screenshot

person 1: i need a girl to kiss
person 2: do you think that just because you're lesbian it makes that sentence any less pathetictumblr posts:
person 1: can you trigger tag 'lesbians' please 
person 2: no but i can hit you with my car
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 9h
next time you're at the movie theater, don't be surprised if some of your favorite hollywood actors show up on the silver screen
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 10h
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 22h
i should really do this one like one good thing about me
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
allison @MtF_DOOM
(misunderstanding LGBT slang) That outfit makes you look like a cunt
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
rattober day 4: premier rat (yes i know i made it premierE rat, just gimme this one) #rattober #rattober2026 #beansrattober
a rat sits in a darkened movie theater, delighted. he has star sunglasses and a classic directors cap. the audience members to his left and right are horrified and vomiting
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
brownian motion was named after its discoverer, john motion
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 07/10/2026
The idea that ambiguity in communication is what causes men to rape is another one of those fictions we indulge in as a society to obfuscate how sexual assault is more or less a game to men, how groups of men encourage and enable each other and how it forms the basis of their social standing.
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Listening to Masayoshi Takanaka and like if I didn’t already know about the surfboard guitar I’d be like “I bet this guy plays a guitar shaped like a surfboard”
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
American Civil War FPS where you play as a Confederate, the gimmick is that when you die you respawn as a different soldier a la Helldivers, but the game is oriented around the player ultimately losing every battle because you’re playing as the Confederates
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 22/02/2026
Jordan Jamboree Classic Posts As They Were Meant To Be Seen
Yami yugi from yugioh dark memories for the GBA with the text "you aren't boymoding, you are a woman wearing a t shirt"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey all, I haven’t had to make one of these posts in a while but things are getting rough again. My unemployment benefits ran out last month and I still can’t find work. I’m hoping to start school (and get Pell grants) in January but I need to get there first venmo.com/u/jmkauflin
venmo.com
Leona Kauflin | @jmkauflin
Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(busting through the wall like the koolaid man, extremely sweaty and should probably go to the hospital) did someone say sex with men
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hi I don't front often...it's me Shiloh
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Girls born before 1996 don’t know how to cook all they know is drink from hose, play lawn dart, be comphet, eat salt and vinegar chip and lie
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It really is exactly this simple. I don’t care if cis people get it wrong because of some linguistic phenomenon or a complete lack of awareness regarding the words they say or an inability to examine gender as a concept. It doesn’t matter. If you consistently get it wrong, you don’t care enough.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
treecitysessions
Even in left wing circles it's literally like pulling teeth trying to get people to take misogyny seriously as a real problem that is killing women and ruining their lives everywhere all the time and not like a haha silly 1950s problem we just make jokes about now
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Highly recommend giving this a try
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girls try this new thing i just found out: touch your genitals until you cum
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Raddagher @raddagher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh wow cool art trend. oh you didn't know about the transphobia? okay. hey is that an misogynistic incel slur in the title
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
rattober day 3: button rat >:3 #rattober #rattober2026
a green alien rat pressing a button labeled "open airlock"
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grandma gaming @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
is it racist to say human resources
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here have another one
Leona sitting in a chair with her leg up in jeans and a black lacy bra
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One time while I was topless and just wearing jeans sky told me I was “the classic American hot girl” and I let that go to my head
Leona topless in jeans with wet hair mirror selfie
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey all, I rdcently had a fundraiser to get some very expensive medication for Bipolar II, and the goal was met in two days. I can't adequately express my gratitude here, but I will try. To know that a medication might help me but to be unable to access it has been a huge weight on me, 🧵
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA’AM
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey all, I haven’t had to make one of these posts in a while but things are getting rough again. My unemployment benefits ran out last month and I still can’t find work. I’m hoping to start school (and get Pell grants) in January but I need to get there first venmo.com/u/jmkauflin
venmo.com
Leona Kauflin | @jmkauflin
Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
built to kill & programmed to suffer
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🔥 Gurepyon 🔥 @gurepyon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
✨🪄
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bobcat in a box
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nancy 10/6/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 8
Sluggo’s regular newsboy hat…. Is a hat that is arguably terrible on most people. However, on Sluggo it is the cutest hat ever. In Nancy’s eyes, at least…
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
First pass
Mine eyes have seen the glory of a phoenix newly born;
It is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
She is cleaving fate in twain beneath her swift and nimble sword:
Their truth is marching on.
(Chorus)
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Her truth is marching on.
I have seen them in the threatening of concentration camps,
Our suffering an altar in the service of their shams;
I have writ their destiny for all my brothers they have damned:
Their fate is hastened on.
(Chorus)
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.We have since replaced the gospel with injections and with pills,
But the holy words of martyrs past will guide our struggle still;
Let the Hero, born a woman, crush the serpent with His heel, My body marches on.
(Chorus)
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Their truth is marching on.
We have seen the face of God and now we drive him to retreat;
We have found His judgment lacking, His creation incomplete;
With our bricks, need be, we'll execute His justice in the street!
Our Love is marching on.
(Chorus)
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.As Christine, among the daisies, was reborn across the sea,
With a glory in her bosom that transfigures you and me.
If we die among our sisters let them know that we were free,
Our goddess marches on.
(Chorus)
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Her truth is marching on.
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
gay elvis be like my blue suede shoes that i put on to have sex with men
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
First pass
Mine eyes have seen the glory of a phoenix newly born;
It is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
She is cleaving fate in twain beneath her swift and nimble sword:
Their truth is marching on.
(Chorus)
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Her truth is marching on.
I have seen them in the threatening of concentration camps,
Our suffering an altar in the service of their shams;
I have writ their destiny for all my brothers they have damned:
Their fate is hastened on.
(Chorus)
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.We have since replaced the gospel with injections and with pills,
But the holy words of martyrs past will guide our struggle still;
Let the Hero, born a woman, crush the serpent with His heel, My body marches on.
(Chorus)
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Their truth is marching on.
We have seen the face of God and now we drive him to retreat;
We have found His judgment lacking, His creation incomplete;
With our bricks, need be, we'll execute His justice in the street!
Our Love is marching on.
(Chorus)
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.As Christine, among the daisies, was reborn across the sea,
With a glory in her bosom that transfigures you and me.
If we die among our sisters let them know that we were free,
Our goddess marches on.
(Chorus)
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Her truth is marching on.
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay I’m high but does this go hard or is it too corny
Mine eyes have seen the glory of a phoenix newly born;
It is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
She is cleaving fate in twain beneath her swift and nimble sword:
Their truth is marching on.

(Chorus)
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Tranny, tranny, hallelujah!
Her truth is marching on.

I have seen them in the threatening of concentration camps,
Our suffering an altar in the service of their shams;
I have writ their destiny for all my brothers they have damned:
Their fate is hastened on.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m gonna write the Battle Hymn of the Transsexual Tranny, tranny, Hallelujah Her truth is marching on
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is it a cancelable take to say the Battle Hymn of the Republic goes hard as fuck
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