Reposted by stachionalBig boy @beefyboyca.bsky.social · 18h@stachional.bsky.social caused the sweatiness and the boner btw 21898
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 02/10/2026argh confirmation I need to get over a crush I have on a boy 1660
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 01/10/2026just drank a liter of chocolate milk dare me to drive 1368823
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 01/10/2026for anyone who is exactly my age this set still slapsyoutu.beJUSTICE XMAS MIXYouTube video by organ donor 1111
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 01/10/2026found out i’m one degree of separation from matt dinniman but not in a he’s maybe seen my wiener kind of way so that’s nice 1360
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026got asked if I was on t and please if I was on anything and still had a neck i’d end it all 0380
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026these gay guys calling themselves dolls on traitors what if I killed them 3711
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026playing more danganronpa 3 tonight come chill twitch.com/stachional 42193
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 27/09/2026my crj dream were ripped away from me but I just booked Doss to make up for it 🙌🏼 1250
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 27/09/2026another hot straight russian has hit the algorithm 0460
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 27/09/2026who would you rather be alone in a bar with someone who has introduced themselves twenty times or someone who doesn’t know their bf has me blocked on all socials 5310
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 27/09/2026how many pizza rolls would you eat/could you eat 11340
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 27/09/2026rsvping to a birthday event on partiful is already hell but it’s so when the only other person rsvpd going is someone who assaulted you ten years ago lol lmao even 3310
Reposted by stachionalNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026wtf it's Andross why are you here 640163
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 26/09/2026lying on my couch screaming at my nervous system to perform “rest day” to the best of its abilities. 3540
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 24/09/2026an extra for the “I hate when gay guys flex” crowd 1569725
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it’s been a few years now but it’s weird to see the old texts of dms from someone who is a stranger to you now and the last thing they said to you was they’re sorry to hear your mom died 0390
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 23/09/2026does it count as 2 a day if your headphones die in the middle so you go home for two hours? 2350
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the crop of 31-33 year olds is really good this year. well done, early 90s. 11942
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 23/09/2026come watch more danganronpa 3 please thank you twitch.tv/stachional 22125
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 22/09/2026thinking today about the 60 year old man who said I was too old for him. 10800
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 22/09/2026oh you love summer in new york so you love the smell of hot piss it’s okay piss boy own your love of hot piss smell we all see you and your love of piss this is a safe space piss boy 7620
Reposted by stachionalOld Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is me absolutely vagueposting about various things but I’m really tired of chasers treating fat bodies as objects for sexual conquest, and even worse I am fucking EXHAUSTED by the other bears and fat queers who not only let them, but INVITE IT. Please have some fucking self-worth babes !!! 2503
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 19/09/2026a paper towel commercial just gave me a boner at the gym oh no? 5880
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 17/09/2026every time I see hyrox i read it wrong and think for a second we are talking about the cookie oreos ripped and then I get really sad when I remember why hyrox is trending. 1421
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I jacked off with a dildo in my butt today nature is healing 92492
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 15/09/2026found out one of my ig crushes is married to a zionist who thinks muslim people have “taken over” nyc and are “taking over” LA. pouring one out as I unfollow lmao. anyway Free Palestine 81520
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 14/09/2026cleaning my apartment so good I feel the demisexuality leaving my body 3841
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 14/09/2026michael giacchino really put his whole pussy into Lost call it cringe or whatever but damn the score in the pilot is really untouchable. 9392
stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 13/09/2026someone staying on 51st saying the west village is “too far” okay diva we are not a match for multiple reasons! 3460
Reposted by stachionalboston, massivehugetits @mrunitedface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026don’t try to fuck the bartender if you’re tipping $1 a drink I’m trynna help you out 43807