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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 15h

I've said this before, but I'd cope better in a situation where my house caught fire than one where I've run out of teaspoons and they're all in the bottom of the sink under all the other dishes I've been ignoring... Which is where I currently find myself. (Quietly considers arson)

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 15h

Locking in (Getting stoned, relistening to It's a Superpower‽ and trying to get psyched about doing the washing up)

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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Lunch sketch.

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a shoggoth @goodheck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Moving back to Indy. I have a place lined up but I need some help with travel expenses. Anything helps. Extremely unhappy about all of this. PayPal: 120daysofsondheim@gmail.com Venmo: @goodheck Cashapp: $revshoggoth

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm not an autistic woman but also still ouch

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met

Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Having a pre session-zero session and I've just uttered this sentence: "to be clear, I will not be doing terminal velocity calculations for oversized pickles" and I absolutely mean that

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's... fine? Like, 100% plastic pop fluff, but like, what's the big deal?

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Aries: Fuck you.

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sorry, what song am I supposed to have heard?

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Now I gotta punch guys in glasses *and* their tamagotchi?

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Menty B. Platty Jubes. Tommy K. Cozzy Livs. None of these words are in the bible

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 26/09/2026

Friends - we are soft launching our It’s a Superpower?? season 2 Crowdfunder on here before we release it into the wild next week so our most dedicated listeners have a chance to make us look a lil popular first. If you have the means, we can’t overstate how helpful your pledges are.

crowdfunder.co.uk

It's a Superpower?? Season Two

To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate

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𝕭𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖆 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖇𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 @punishedsadiston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In ✨49✨ followers I’m going to take a crap in my hands and start clapping, outside a residential address of your choice🫴🏼

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This bullshit is going to give me a fucking menty b

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a shoggoth @goodheck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Things are very bad. I need to move, probably to a different state because I just can’t afford to stay in Missoula anymore, and even if I could I cannot acquire new housing in the current market. Anything helps. PayPal.com/dannyshoggoth Venmo: @goodheck Cash App: $revshoggoth

paypal.com

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Stanandthat @stanandthat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

(chef's kiss)

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Think I can answer that one: because they're fucking homophobic

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What the fuck did I just watch? I mean, 10/10, no notes but like, what‽

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Guys! GUYS! IT'S HAPPENING! WE'RE DOING SKEET DISCOURSE AGAIN

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just discovered the original recordings of the first Junkzine pseudo d&d session from several years ago and boy howdy I am obnoxious

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm glad you did this because there are A Lot of Wilders out there lacking the self awareness to realise that they are, in fact, Wilders (It me. I am Wilders)

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Like me grandad used to say: "You can't fart without a hole in yet arse."

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Might I suggest a brisk walk into the ocean with a pocket full of rocks?

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Sean Leahy @thepunningman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

[speed dating] “Do you have pets?” Just a goldfish "Any hobbies?" Yeah, he fucking loves swimming

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm not going to tell my very offline girlfriend about the effective altruism sex cult or the Aela orgy attendance flow chart because A) I care about her and B) she's still pissed about the time I tried to explain the Baby Tiktok witches hexed the moon thing

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Really excited about this collab between blue sky and fuckin meowmeow beans.

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

That space between sleep and wakefulness. The moment where the breath in your lungs matches the pressure of the air outside of them. A perfect sensation of life at slack tide, my spirit neither rising nor falling. I release a virulent, pant-ripping, duvet-flapping blast of eldritch flatulence

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I had to wait for it all to come out before starting (huh, wonder why?) and I'm only on episode one and I love it.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just realised I’m watching the 1940 version of Gaslight, not the 1944 remake. Spent the entire thing thinking “this isn’t how I remember this” if only there was some word or phrase for this

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"haha, that's bait. You can't get me." I laugh as the infinite curve of astronauts with handguns spin off behind me into the vastness of space. A localised big bang forcibly opens my mind to the big black and my sightless eyes gaze upon the nothing I continue scrolling "Ooooh a kitten!"

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Thank you so much to everyone who has played or shared this. Absolutely thrilled. What a treat.

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Pope Eidorb the Unseemly @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"dude, I love you and you know I do but yous a stinkeh boi with stank booty. You gotta get yourself right homie" is about the best you're gonna do, but do it you must, for the stanky homie

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Buy flowers. Visit a random cemetery. Pick a grave that seems right. Give the dead person some flowers. Ask that in exchange for your offering they make something weird and pleasant happen in your life. Wait.

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