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Chris Ballard is NOT my daddy

@vevejones007.bsky.social
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Colts, Orioles, and other stuff too. Half of my posts are shitposts. It is your challenge, should you choose to accept it, to determine which half.

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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
“I talked to the irl president but it wasn’t political” is by far one of the funniest things a person could say
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Chris Ballard is NOT my daddy @vevejones007.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Someone needs to do a proper valuation of the cost of Liberation Day factoring in all the time and energy companies had to put into making adjustments So much waste
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
If you can't stand up for a fellow journalist when she's being ridiculously bullied and demeaned for asking a basic question of a public leader, you sure as hell aren't going stand up for anything as abstract as a national principle or ethos. American journalism is dying. And with it, our republic.
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 01/02/2026
these are senator james talarico numbers
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 25/01/2026
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
stuff like this, etc
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christan (no i), ß @christanwnba.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Shoutout to Tyrese Haliburton for being a great human being
Alex Pretti was murdered.
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
YouTube video titled “Could Bronny James Have Stopped the Mongolian Conquest of Baghdad?”
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Joel A. Erickson @joelaerickson.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Family and sports have always been inextricably linked for Casey Foyt, whose five children are growing up in football the way she did and carving their own path on the ice. www.indystar.com/story/sports...
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Meet Colts owner Casey Foyt and her deep love for family and sports: 'Carry on the legacy'
Casey Foyt answered phones for the Colts, worked for NFL Europa then stepped back to be a mom and is now back in the office more.
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Joel A. Erickson @joelaerickson.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Carlie Irsay-Gordon is an obsessive learner, interested in everything and how it works. And she learns by doing, putting herself in other people’s shoes to better understand what they need. www.indystar.com/story/sports...
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Meet Carlie Irsay-Gordon, the headset-wearing, innovative-thinking new owner of the Colts
Colts owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon's education in football began on a bitterly cold day in Green Bay at the age of 5; this is what she's learned
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Greg Olsen openly despises Dave Portnoy
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The most extreme crank shit possible. The scare over MMR vax was started by Andrew Wakefield who has been stripped of his medical license and is literally an example of how not to do science in science education texts because his study had like 18 different kinds of fraud/misconduct.
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Joel A. Erickson @joelaerickson.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
A look at how the Colts use performance tracking data to measure the health of players during the season, and the MPH number Jonathan Taylor has been chasing for a long time www.indystar.com/story/sports...
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23 miles per hour. That's Colts RB Jonathan Taylor's goal. Why might surprise you
Sunday will likely be as healthy as any Colts player is all year. Here how the team keeps track of just how healthy they are
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The Breast Enhancement community knew, and you didn’t listen.
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Chris Ballard is NOT my daddy @vevejones007.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
This is your chance to correct your 2024 mistake, Christopher
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 06/08/2025
The “satanic panic” is back and even dumber than before.
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Chris Ballard is NOT my daddy @vevejones007.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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Chris Ballard is NOT my daddy @vevejones007.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Em dashes are a sign of a high functioning mind at work
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Dying laughing at this mental image
The Atlantic headline:
Should You Sunscreen Your Cat?
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Chris Ballard is NOT my daddy @vevejones007.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
lol, lmao even
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
We did it. We finally found the limits on executive power. 🤡
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Chris Ballard is NOT my daddy @vevejones007.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Planes are built and operated very well. But there’s still a human component to it which opens up possibilities like this and MH370
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Chris Ballard is NOT my daddy @vevejones007.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Was just in Wyoming and the historian travel guide was happy to call it the equality state lol, lmao
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Hannah, but ghostly @hannahr.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.
A very large roly-poly light brown bunny rabbit wearing a tiny SF Giants ballcap is cuddled by a man wearing a Giants jersey.
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Chris Ballard is NOT my daddy @vevejones007.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Elder Millennial who dropped ESPN 20 years ago: They were not glorious times
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
social media has been bad really bad for pluralism. previously people who were vaguely socially conservative could kind of opt out from seeing pride parades or whatever and opposition to them wouldn't form the core of their political identity. now there's an entire cottage industry of outraging them
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Chris Ballard is NOT my daddy @vevejones007.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I’ve been on vacay and missed this whole Epstein thing It’s sad that with all the publicly available evidence that THIS is what made some people realize who they were supporting
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The best movie of the 21st century is Con Air.
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Hell yeah
A sign with a picture of immigrant pitcher Félix Hérnandez celebrating his perfect game, with the words “my only king is Venezuelan” at the top
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
omg thank you Fox News 😭
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Chris Ballard is NOT my daddy @vevejones007.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
This tale is 150 years old
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
via Benedicto.Uribe on TikTok
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
moms are FED UP y’all
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Joel A. Erickson @joelaerickson.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
For years, fans have wondered why Carlie Irsay-Gordon wore a headset on the sideline during games. “I need to learn more about this. I need to be able to say ‘Is this person full of BS? Do they know what they’re talking about?’ www.indystar.com/story/sports...
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What new Colts principal owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon learned on the headset
Carlie Irsay-Gordon knew in 2012 she needed learn more about the football side of the business, so she wore a headset on the sideline
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
my son waking me up for some Bluey
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Jeremy Lindenfeld @jeremotographs.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
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Heather @alainnfocail.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Did the Athletics decide not to go by Sacramento in order to avoid having a BAL-SAC series when the Orioles play there?
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
going through wikipedia’s ranking of the largest metro populations in the country before i decide if im gonna watch the NBA finals
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Gregg Doyel @greggdoyelstar.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
They were telling beautiful Jim Irsay stories at his funeral today. Story is open. www.indystar.com/story/sports...
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Doyel: Jim Irsay loved his daughters, his Colts and his music. And Indianapolis
They’re telling Jim Irsay stories at his funeral Monday, and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry. So at St. Luke’s United Methodist, they do both.
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Elijah J. Mears @elijah.mea.rs · 03/06/2025
smoking the weed that makes you joe biden
Screenshot of a Tumblr post from five years ago that reads, "Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from."
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Chris Ballard is NOT my daddy @vevejones007.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Consumer sentiment is going to normalize because nobody will believe a word he says preview.redd.it/hei8qq4r0u18...
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
As NFL defenses get more exotic (and lighter) on 3rd/4th down, offenses have started to just pound the rock and run through the looks (and also help themselves on 4th down). 7 of the top 20 rushing rates (since 2012) on 3rd/4th down & 3+ yards to go were by offenses in 2024.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Me watching the movie Coco
The scorebug for the FA Cup Final, which reads CRY: 1
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Seth Walder @sethwalder.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
The Colts are hiring Ashleigh Prugh as a Football Analytics Fellow, per source. Prugh previously interned with SumerSports, per her LinkedIn.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 09/05/2025
the greatest defensive mind in football history - a stoic, unflappable genius of a man - is currently putting his name on the line bc the sexual advances of the 21st century have him in the walls of jericho. and that's kind of beautiful if you think about it
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier
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Chris Ballard is NOT my daddy @vevejones007.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Develop a comfortability with silence & Don’t try to boil the ocean. There is a mountain of work and nobody can do it all as fast as you would want it done. Focus on three things a week and do them well. Then move on to the next three.
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