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Isabelle Minasian

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[Sitting in a circle, dissecting Taylor Swift’s new release] Well, I know she didn’t write this one for Ichiro
A screenshot of Taylor Swift’s new song “Cleveland!”
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hoby Milner had a tough debut for the Seattle Mariners. That can't hurt him. @95coffeespoons.bsky.social has Hoby on the brain. www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...
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About Last Night: Dark side of the debut
An ode to the Other Debut at Fenway Park
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Two rookies diverged in a Mariners dugout
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This story from @davyandrewsdavy.bsky.social has everything: Wildly irresponsible wielding of wealth, class divides in a small town, a Willy Wonka metaphor that made me laugh out loud, and even more reasons to be appalled by the Angels. One of my favorite baseball pieces of the year.
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Amidst some of the most exciting and meaningful baseball in the Mariners’ history, Luis Castillo headlined two of my most joyful memories as a Seattle fan: His acquisition in 2022, when they (finally!) went all in; and this, his home debut, which felt like pure magic youtu.be/kOlvT4ed1ZE?...
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Yankees vs. Mariners Game Highlights (8/9/22) | MLB Highlights
YouTube video by MLB
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
MLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury
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✨🏳️‍⚧️🌸 Lucille 🌸🏳️‍⚧️✨ @loveliestlucille.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Taveras with a hell of a scoop.
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It brings me no pleasure to report that Jimothy entered the Salmon Run at the Mariners game today and, of course, won. Truly nothing is sacred.
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This year, I committed to watching Love Island for the first time, because I wanted to be able to understand and participate in the discourse. That same motivation inspired participation in my first mock draft. It was a real journey @lookoutlanding.bsky.social www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...
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2026 MLB Mock Draft, Lookout Landing-style
A mock draft, Lookout Landing-style (it makes just as much sense as any of the rest of them)
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bryan Woo setting a new record for most consecutive scoreless innings at T-Mobile Park on the night he hosted nine Seattle Children’s patients and families is magic ✨ (Photos from @ Mariners Instagram)
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Benny and eight of his fellow Seattle Children’s patients and their families are at the game tonight, and I genuinely cannot imagine better good luck charms
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bryan Woo and the Mariners held a reverse card signing today with kids from Seattle Children’s. Super fan Benny was delighted to meet his favorite player Julio Rodríguez, who signed his jersey “Benny’s fav” - in return Benny drew Julio a picture to display in his locker
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The last time the Mariners scored more than 3 runs was June 12, which was the same day Team USA won 4-1 (🤨👀). Since then, Belgium, Senegal, France, Morocco, Portugal, Spain, Japan, Netherlands, Canada, Switzerland, England, Norway, Sweden and Germany have all had matches where they’ve scored 4+
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Okay so what do I have to pay to see Nelson Cruz swing for the fences in Seattle again? I have no dependents and an increasingly-shrinking belief in the concept of retirement
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy 10-year anniversary to this game, which features a team of players I’ll still be able to name when I’m 80 and Dave Sims at his absolute, most incandescently unhinged best. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUxj...
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Greatest Comeback in Franchise History
YouTube video by Seattle Mariners
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rockedfaces @rockedfaces.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy gaysball, friends!! ❤️❤️❤️
Very adorable friends sitting in the left field bleachers at T-Mobile Park. One is wearing a teal Mariners Pride jersey and there's a Pride flag hanging behind usThe Pride Night secret drink ("Pride Punch"). It's a pink drink in a round glass garnished with white chocolate covered strawberries, an orange slice, a maraschino cherry, some rock candy, and a sour rope, as well as various rainbow accoutrements.
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Inner monologue walking around Seattle before the Mets vs. Mariners series
The “they don’t know” meme or a man standing in the corner at a party, watching other couples dance. The text over the lonely guy reads “They don’t know that I’m wearing this 1996 Mets sweatshirt in tribute to legendary reliever Jerry Dipoto, and that there’s a 2016 Leonys Martin shirsey under it.” And the text over the couples reads “You couldn’t just be unwell one way?” And “Why would we care?”
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
“The boys can bang” - Julio Rodríguez
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Meet At The Mitt @meetatthemitt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
SWEEEEEPPPPP!!! @johntrupin.bsky.social @95coffeespoons.bsky.social @maxellingsen.bsky.social @mariners.com / @lookoutlanding.bsky.social / @ffsn.bsky.social #GoMariners #Mariners podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...
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Feats of Athleticism - Mariners SWEEP the A's! Meet at the Mitt Podcast
Podcast Episode · Meet at the Mitt: A Seattle Mariners podcast · May 28 · 1h 25m
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Ryan Blake @swingsandtakes.com · 19/05/2026
Colt Emerson's dad: /crowd pop /stand "................... get the fuck outta here- Oh!"
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
“It’s just like a Little League game!” Angie, with all the warmth of a fellow former Little League mom 💕
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Dinger: yes ... ha ha ha .... yes
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
In celebration of Colt Emerson’s debut, what’s your favorite player debut game? Fair warning: It’s tough to beat Kyle Lewis going yard off of Trevor B*uer www.mlb.com/whitesox/vid...
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CIN@SEA: Lewis crushes his 1st home run in MLB debut | 09/10/2019
Kyle Lewis notches his first career hit on his first MLB homer, a blast to left-center-field, tying the game at 1 as his parents celebrate
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Meet At The Mitt @meetatthemitt.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@johntrupin.bsky.social, @95coffeespoons.bsky.social & @katepreusser.bsky.social talk the return of Bryce Miller, the rotation shuffle and an offensive return to form. @lookoutlanding.bsky.social @ffsn.bsky.social #GoMs #GoMariners #Mariners podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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Hearts In Atlanta - Meet at the Mitt Podcast
Podcast Episode · Meet at the Mitt: A Seattle Mariners podcast · May 7 · 53m
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Happy Kelenic-th day of being open to Gloom Coffee Bar, who promised free samples to @lookoutlanding.bsky.social readers and (unlike Jarred) certainly delivered. Great coffee, an impending NA cocktail program with drinks decidedly the opposite of gloomy, and just blocks from T-Mobile Park
A large assortment of empty glasses on the bar top and two fellas making funny poses behind them
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Philadelphia Phillies @phillies.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic
PHILADELPHIA—Attempting to remain calm while the massive green creature gyrated on top of the dugout, a terrified Adolis García reportedly asked teammates Tuesday if anyone else could see the Phillie ...
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Munetaka Murakami's first 14 MLB extra-base hits have been home runs That extends the longest such streak to start a player’s MLB career since at least 1900 Prior longest: 10, 2016 Dae-ho Lee  h/t @EliasSports
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I’ve seen a lot of calls to fire Dan Wilson, and yelling about Cal/Julio/Naylor, and the mixed bag rotation, but I’ve yet to see anyone pointing fingers at the Mariners being 16-19 in the aggressively marketed Amazon fire tv era. When in doubt, blame Bezos
T-Mobile Park on a sunny evening, with the Amazon Fire TV logo prominently featured
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
dying at this page of baseball quotes from the latest print edition of @theonion.com
A page of funny fake baseball quotes from MLB players in the latest print edition of the Onion
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A headshot of Marc Rzepcyznski, former bad Mariners reliever
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Inspired by the air horn echoing cavernously in the ninth inning of a lackluster, rainy losing game with approximately 984 people in attendance: Do you think there is a point when they turn off the air horn and/or “GET LOUD” pump up commands?
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Andrew Mason @masedenver.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Per @baseball_ref, the Rockies' 1-0 loss tonight was only their fourth 1-0 home defeat in club history, and their first such defeat in nearly 20 years, since Aug. 1, 2006.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Munetaka Murakami’s nine home runs are the most of any Japanese-born player in his first 23 MLB games He has three more than any other Japanese-born player in first 23 MLB games, ahead of Shohei Ohtani, who had six in his first 23 games as a hitter
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rockedfaces @rockedfaces.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Love this sign at the ballpark tonight 🥹🥹🥹
A fan in the upper deck at T-Mobile Park with a sign that says "Kindness is free. It's not hard to be a good person. - Josh Naylor"
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
What are we doing here, y’all?
A listing of the souvenir Mariners ferry boat used to hold fries, priced at $95 on a resale site
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
“That was a good thump, you guys could probably hear it at home,” reports RyOn Healy on tonight’s broadcast, his voice a mix of excited horror. This man is exactly who he seemed when he played and while I’m not sure how that bodes for his longterm career in the booth, it is wildly entertaining to me
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Meet At The Mitt @meetatthemitt.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The @mariners.com take a crucial series victory against the Rangers against a tough slate of pitching. @katepreusser.bsky.social @johntrupin.bsky.social @95coffeespoons.bsky.social @lookoutlanding.bsky.social @ffsn.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/4iIu...
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Overstated Demise - Is the Tide Turning for The Mariners? Meet at the Mitt Podcast
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Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
had to grab that randy and julio dugout celly
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Had I known he just needed my presence I would have come to a game sooner
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I know I’m lashing out and there are bigger issues, but if you sign a guy to do one job, which is functionally less of a job and more just a way of being (hitting right-handed), it’s probably not ideal that guy has only been on base three times (none due to hits) and is averaging four pitches per PA
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Bit of an echo chamber I know, but if you listen to this podcast - or other baseball pods - and have feedback, we’d love to hear it. This episode was a trial run with fewer folks and a shorter run time, aiming to be more timely. Did you like it? Hate it? Miss last week’s Rockies content? Let us know
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Meet At The Mitt @meetatthemitt.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The @mariners.com have righted the ship with a critical sweep over the Houston Astros and @johntrupin.bsky.social and @95coffeespoons.bsky.social break down the breakout series. @lookoutlanding.bsky.social / @ffsn.bsky.social #Mariners #SeattleMariners #GoMs podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...
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Falling Stars - Mariners Sweep Astros out of Seattle! Meet at the Mitt Podcast
Podcast Episode · Meet at the Mitt: A Seattle Mariners podcast · April 14 · 50m
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Get right series against the Astros. Sure, why not?
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Officially tied with a fellow JP (Jim Presley) for second-most walk-offs in franchise history
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There's been some chatter about Cal Raleigh's swing plane being steeper early in the season. Good news: it looks like he's flattening it out, per @johntrupin.bsky.social: www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...
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Cal Raleigh is on the upswing
The Big Dumper is flattening out (boos) to get back to his prior success (cheers).
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Incredible new personality quiz for Mariners fandom just dropped: Are you absolutely cackling or are you panicking about this as the latest bad omen?
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Erica Block @ericablockparty.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
There is a growing section of shirtless Rockies fans at Coors Field chanting "Take it off, take it off!" the group is getting bigger as more topless people join
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Hey boo 💕 I promise your baseball team isn’t as bad as you think it is right now (unless you’re a Twins fan, in which case I think you’re hosed)
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Eating a turkey sandwich, watching Luis Castillo throwing gas as the sun sets after 7 pm. I used to pray for times like this (literally last week)
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Sunday Night Baseball on Peacock really affirming my newly-formed “Only One Reliever at a Time on a Broadcast” rule
A meme of two parts of a chain held together by a straining paper clip. Jason benetti is the paper clip, Ryan Rowland-Smith and Adam Ottavino are the opposite sides of the chain. Rick Manning is not pictured.
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