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Vehemency

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I am tired as hell and seized by fae whims. 🔞

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 11h
OK guys this is my perfect lazy weeknight dinner and it’s SO quick and SO easy and you probably have ALL the ingredients in your cabinets RIGHT now. So first we start with Madagascar vanilla paste and salmon foam
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 13h
From: Grimm's Fairy Tales - The Golden Bird (1987), dir. Toshio Hirata, Toei Doga/Madhouse
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 14h
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 15h
Republican attack ad: "This Democrat loves transgender surgeries for minors" Democratic attack ad: "This worthless sack of shit let a pedophile walk free and called you a stupid asshole"
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 15h
you are invited to her gallery opening
A very tiny tabby kitten in a black post-surgery onesie that looks like a tight black shirt, very chic.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 18h
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 22h
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 22h
Genuinely, this is what bothers me the most, it's fundamentally changed my relationship with art where I'm greeting it initially with skepticism and scrutiny, I never want to feel that way about art.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16h
Last week the Portland Police made a huge deal about a K9 killed in the line of duty apprehending a dangerous suspect. Turns out that K9 was shot and killed by...the Portland Police www.kgw.com/article/news...
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 14h
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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samantha porter bridges @16kbps.net · 15h
seattle but it’s only the parts where you’re allowed to have a store www.arcgis.com/apps/mapview...
a dark gray map of seattle showing a very small amount of thin bright red (commercial) and orange (neighborhood commercial) strips around major thoroughfares. downtown is colored purple and pink because it's zoned separately. the rest of the city is exclusively zoned for residential, where corner stores and coffee shops are totally banned
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 19h
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 22h
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Heavy Lashes @heavylashes.bsky.social · 15h
Sometimes I get lost in the patterns the dithering makes in these, in a good way. I'm very happy with the face this time around though. ✨🤍
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18h
there are a lot of hardcore Rs who understand that he’s doing kayfabe and just saying words and there are a bunch of independent types who are learning in real time that it was kayfabe
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こまちみゆた @comatimiyuta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
至高の盆栽丼
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/09/2026
what keeps me up at night is these guys have basically never received real pushback and they still lost their minds and shredded the federal government's regulatory capacity when employees started griping too much in the company slack. What if you actually arrested one of them for their crimes
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Horgus
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Gadsaboke @gadzaboke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They should start killing off primarchs, but in really mundane ways, Like Guilliman slips in the shower.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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JBR @jetblackraider.itch.io · 28/09/2026
Warhammer used to be cool
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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rabbit @ i'm alpharius? @whirligigsaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[WIP] hashtag mystickbug
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the two big ai stories to kick off the week are - meta ai giving your address to strangers on fb marketplace - stole a scientific breakthrough and presented it as its own work this is what we get instead of healthcare or third spaces or public transportation or pick literally anything else
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is the fridge of a person who doesn’t prepare a single meal
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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A Low Poly Robot @lowpolyrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Zill O'll Infinite is such an incredible looking game... I wanna do more runs of it but i'm still grumpy about how iffy the translation is....
Looking at the clouds, light shining downInside a fossilized creature in the desert, which has become a sort of organic caveFacing a horrible looking pointy creature in a cityConfronting a large figure while surrounded by a swirl of clouds
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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JBR @jetblackraider.itch.io · 27/09/2026
I think about this everytime I overspray
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Matej Kollár @smuggerby.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Cults of Elemental Evil DnD commission
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They just released a mod sponsored by IKEA
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's the 40 year anniversary of cleveland's disastrous "balloonfest"
Balloonfest '86 was a fundraising event in Cleveland, Ohio, United States, held on September 27, 1986, in which the local chapter of United Way set a world record by releasing almost 1.5 million balloons.[2] The event was intended to be a harmless publicity stunt. However, the released balloons drifted back over the city and Lake Erie and landed in the surrounding area, causing problems for traffic and a nearby airport. In consequence, the organizers faced lawsuits seeking millions of dollars in damages,[1] and cost overruns put the event at a net loss.[3] The event also interfered with a United States Coast Guard search for two boaters who were later found drowned.[1]
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
people on some parts of the internet are having a really hard time dealing with the movie Primetime and it reminded me of this post.
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Ursus Dice & Resin Crafts 🔜 GATEway FATE 201 @ursusdice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I decided to take this idea and turn it into a sticker!😂
A digital drawing of a korpokkur from FFXIV that has handwritten text below it that says 'im about to crash tf out'.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can’t even write jokes better than this
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
when the rich Do Crimes
3 panel comic

Panel 1
Fully Gold Guy and Blue Guy. 
Blue Guy: Sir you have broken the law

Panel 2:
Blue Guy: Time to FACE THE CONSEQUENCES 

Panel 3:
Gold Guy: Nah
Blue Guy, Shrivelling like a cowardly dog: okey
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🏰𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🏰 @dungeonlust.com · 11/02/2025
Art by • Ernie Chan
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