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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 08/09/2026
While everyone else sits in locker rooms, the punters understood this lighting means there is so much aura available for farming
FSU punter looks badass in barely lit stadium
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Hideo Kojima @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 24/06/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Cheerwine makes you better at hockey
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Asterysk 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @jobeans.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
you
beanphobia
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innocent bean enjoyers (me)
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 04/04/2026
You might have to cover up your Harry Potter tattoos, but I’ll never need to cover my knuckle tattoos that say MOBY DICK GOOD BOOK unless someone notices that my left hand says “dick book”
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Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
googoo dolls iris voice
"dune" poster from the dune font logo poster generator but it has bastardised "googoo dolls - iris" lyrics on it. "and i don't want the worm to see me - cause i don't think that they'd under sand"
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ran⚡ @randall.gobirds.online · 14/03/2026
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
cleaning up my emails and came across this beauty
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife
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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
tapping the sign www.thenation.com/article/poli...
We’re Being Ruled Over by the World’s Biggest Losers
They effectively control our fates, but deep down, they know they’re sniveling, pathetic, and inadequate, and it eats them up.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
the US killing that 5 on 3
Tyrese and Ludacris about to go to space in a Pontiac Fiero
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solace @solace.music · 30/01/2026
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
thinking about this again
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Coordinated a beer drop by a white friend to deliver a 30-rack of Hamm’s to a Hispanic friend’s doorstep because his wife wouldn’t let him leave the house to go buy more beer for fear he’d be brutalized by lawless armed masked federal paramilitaries. This is Minnesota community. We take care of us.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
friendly reminder The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone. which they will be
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
it's the big day
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
CoPilot show me list of top prospects
List of fake names from Fighting Baseball, burn a data center for freedom, fuck ICE
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 08/05/2025
[butt rock plays, cut off by sound of bear growling] YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIKEY AND THE POPE IN THE MORNING [m-m-MORNING] here to give you all the bears talk you need on your commute [whistle blows, QB says hike, gregorian chanting] now here's mikey and our heavenly father, LIVE from lakeview
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
He's like fucking Regigas he has Slow Start for 3 quarters he's Mienshao with a worse stat distribution and then in the 4th quarter he turns into like the literally inaccessible game-breaking boss fight version of Eternatus Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Go Bears. Fuck the Packers. Abolish ICE.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Regret to inform there’s only one thing that works against fascism
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/01/2026
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
THE NIGHT THE LEGEND OF MALORT HOT CHOCOLATE WAS BORN
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Otto Burr @mikeall.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
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vegetableman.bsky.social @vegetableman.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Happy Hulk Hogan cookie day to all who celebrate! youtube.com/clip/UgkxPLW...
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emma best 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ Mxy @emma.best · 23/07/2025
Captain America saying "so you invented the torment nexus"
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Impossible to eat shit harder than the stormtrooper Kleya shoots in the stairwell
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Pepe Mujica, the anarchist guerilla who became president of Uruguay, has passed on. He leaves behind as good a legacy as it's possible to leave. So it goes. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
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José ‘Pepe’ Mujica, former guerrilla and ex-president of Uruguay, dies aged 89
In a final interview, Mujica said: ‘We are too focused on wealth and not on happiness … Before you know it, life has passed you by’
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Natasha 🏴🌻 @alterici.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Evergreen.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
heard ed zitron say "I will eat you like kirby and gain the powers of a dunce" and im like thats going in the vault
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Continued excellence in women’s athletics
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
PHILLY BABY DON'T DISAPPOINT ME MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 05/02/2025
The NCAA could've used some of its annual billion dollars of basketball tournament money to defend its handful of trans athletes. You'd think the NCAA would love to do that, since all it ever does is go to court anyway
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 21/01/2025
Let's go girls
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
remains undefeated
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Sean Gentille @seangentille.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Kirk Herbstreit, live from the Death Star
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i haven't smoked a cigarette or attended church in a long time but man, if the opportunity presented itself and the coast looked clear enough i would absolutely love to smoke in church
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 18/11/2024
This man's jersey is going into the divorce court rafters
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