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Val is Dahl

@valentine-dahlia.bsky.social
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she/they manufactured 1999 cute as a button hot as a killswitch

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 8h
I am entirely serious when I say that this should be seen as a moderate position. It specifically and surgically dismantles institutions that did not exist pre-9/11 and assigns their functions much as they were assigned pre-9/11.
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nessie @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 15h
before you save anyone else..
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 18h
The Cartoon Network leak revealed that the team actually wrote fake interviews for the Powerpuff Girls in-house so that the writers could understand them better and honestly this is incredibly useful for learning how to characterize your characters holy shit
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13h
yes I think a horse-drawn wehrmacht armed primarily with bolt action rifles would easily conquer the entire mass of africa, not get wiped out in a matter of days by Egypt's professional 21st century air force
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16h
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Hackers heat French supermarket fridges, sparking fires and spoiling food | CNN
Hackers raised the temperature of refrigerators and freezers ​at hundreds of French supermarkets to as high as 50 degrees Celsius (122 degrees Fahrenheit) overnight, causing fires and spoiling food.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in an office break room, an excited man inspects a box of donuts. He says, “ooo… who brought donuts?” A coworker behind him says, “idk.” Panel 2: the man is holding tightly to the donut as it is suddenly and forcefully yanked out of frame, sending the table and several objects into the air. Panel 3: two fish are sitting in a canoe wish fishing gear. One grabs tightly to his fishing pole and exclaims, “I got one!”
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nichijou frames @nichijouframes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A random Nichijou frame from EP1.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 13/10/2026
The new season of "Make Some Noise" looks great
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
a four panel comic

i say “ope lemme just sneak past ya” to a group of people as i scootch along a wall to avoid them.

they turn to me and the main girl says “did you just say ‘ope’ you midwestern cunt?” the group is labsled “scary brooklynites”

they start to beat me up and one yells “grab her shit!!”

they grab a card from me and i plead “not my costco rewards card!”

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knic @knictoons.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
giving thanks on this miku monday, happy thanksgiving my canada friends
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
a puppy edited to be blue with spots with the text "she is blue because she is clues"
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 09/10/2026
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logan ☄️ @lokarhu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i keep seeing folks in both of these threads being like "linux isn't ready for the primetime" and i have no idea what that means i, a blue collar factory worker, installed linux (mint) on my laptop two years ago, with only minimal linux experience from my Steam Deck, and have had zero (0) issues!
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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 06/10/2026
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rain of memes :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2026
Mom: "Your cousin who works at Microsoft is coming tomorrow, behave yourself."
Me: Image of Goku wearing a black t-shirt with logos of Linux, Wine and LibreOffice
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
every friend group's got that one guy who was stuck in a time loop for 10,000 subjective years but was so massively hungover the whole time they had about 5 minutes of useful function each loop to learn the right moral lesson
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Samit Sarkar @samitsarkar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"If you look at the population of — well, all people in cities, particularly people who come to cities from elsewhere, but particularly homeless and other vulnerable people in cities [...] a pretty large chunk of those people who end up in cities were failed in some other parts of this country."
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Warl @warlgranada.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
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theo @theoplum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i'm slowly collecting all my doodles and mini comics from angsty magical girl au into a little digital zine as i go along, it's cute im having fun
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Haysey_Draws Spooky Teachers @haysey-draws.art · 03/10/2026
Why draw boring (and deeply problematic) wizard stuff when you could be drawing good wizard/witch characters this spooky season!
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Val is Dahl @valentine-dahlia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
like, I'm still kinda just stewing in the grief of the reality that I'm just gonna keep losing protections and rights and I'll still have to sit and watch hours of training on rights I no longer have
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Val is Dahl @valentine-dahlia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thinking about how this title ix compliance training I'm watching technically doesn't apply to me anymore in this hellscape
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Judith Butler Apology Form
Date:
Reason for behavior:
( ) The media convinced me that feminism was solved in the 1980s
( ) I miss not thinking about gender
( ) I was jealous of their nonbinary swag
( ) I never actually read their work
( ) I didn't realize how much of society is built on gender
( ) Mercury was in retrograde
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( ) I will hereby respect Judith Butler and I will NOT talk down on the best feminist thinker of our lifetimes
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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 01/10/2026
i have CPTSD, Completely Perfect TransSexual Disorder
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 13/06/2025
"So a dog walks into a bar, an-" Bluesky user interrupting: hey, why is there a dog in that bar? do you know how unsanitary that is?? X user interrupting: I know that dog is a fucking Jew. Threads user interrupting: how long do wallet inspectors take to do their job? cause mine's taking a while.
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sooty @soooty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1/31
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Darek Ergot Mak@NSFW @erugotto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
「ねぇねぇそのポジション試しみたい❤」
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
'I Exist LOL' by contemporary US artist Martha Rich #WomensArt #FridayFeeling #UnlockingWomensArt
Colourful artwork with various motifs, such as star shapes, stylised eyes and lines against a pink background
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moeprions.bsky.social @moeprions.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
first post #animeart #yamikawaii #illustration
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graskip @graskip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
kitty
beige cat girl with red hair wearing round glasses and a yellow tank top, she’s shown in 3 poses, one of them using a laptop while sitting on the floor
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Ryan "Footnote" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
🎃
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Halloween times are coming 💀
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東屋十四郎🎨 @azumaya146.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
定期的にバニー摂取したい。
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Scarciti @scarciti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rewatching fmab and just remembered this
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/09/2026
The entire motto of this administration towards LGBTQ youth is "fuck them kids." thehill.com/homenews/edu...
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Education Department formally rescinds Title IX protections for LGBTQ students
The Education Department announced Monday it has formally rescinded the Biden-era Title IX interpretation that gave sex-based discrimination protections to students on the basis of sexual orientati…
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Val is Dahl @valentine-dahlia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
after 6 beers, bad apple mv becomes a novel and religious experience once again
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
By Katsuhiro Otomo
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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マニアニ/Maniani @maniani0122.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gundi👁️
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sno @sno-oh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
blaziken redesign #oc #digitlart #pokemon #blaziken
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Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Matrix: Neo and Trinity Walk
Alt: neo and Trinity from the matrix
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the voices told me to make this
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rytuwil @rytuwil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
joy
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Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 18/09/2026
FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
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FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
ICE officers on dating apps should be wary of tradwives, an FBI memo suggested, as well as any woman whose profile would "appeal" to them.
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