Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialSamir Sirk Morató @spicycloaca.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Ríhanna doesn't have an official legal defense fund because multiple crowdfunding websites have shut down her campaigns. please donate to her directly and send her well-wishes on Facebook. Venmo: venmo.com/u/Rihanna_Ke... www.facebook.com/share/p/18uT... 91113906
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Links here where you can donate to support a trans woman who is facing felony charges for defending herself against fascists. 1029142082
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026The median American, seeing an adult with tremendous power say something so cartoonishly absurd that you just scream: And that's why kids can't run for office, or even vote! Because they might do something like this adult guy did and will certainly just keep doing, for years, who knows how many!usatoday.comTrump says he may keep UFC arena on White House lawn permanentlyPresident Trump compared the UFC arena recently installed at the White House to the Eiffel Tower and said it could remain there permanently. 617931
utterlybaffled.bsky.social @utterlybaffled.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Bedtime abolitionists stay winning. 0120
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/06/2026Today Microsoft moved all its GitHub copilot subscribers to token-based billing. If you want to see what happens when people have to pay the actual costs of AI, the day is finally here. It's obvious that every customer sees the deep, meaningful value and isn't angry at all. 324105123474
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialLuinori 86 47 Stoutshield @luinoristoutshield.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I want Stephen Miller to have always been dead. 1389915
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialThought Punks 🎲 TTRPGs + Punk 👩🎤 @thoughtpunks.com · 28/05/2026I believe in my heart of hearts we can make this happen 076
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialjoe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 18/05/2026had a really productive talk with my senator. we both agreed someone should do something 0273
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialCatbus @catbus.phd · 18/05/2026get ready for Look Forward Not Back 2: Amnesty Boogaloo 2757
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialCatbus @catbus.phd · 18/05/2026go ahead & call me a 'doomer' but as someone who watched the mass criminality of the Reagan and GWB presidencies roundly ignored by subsequent Democratic administrations I simply don't believe the participants in Trump's orgy of corruption will suffer any consequences 829431
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialian.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 18/05/2026when Hobbits get tattooed 5844
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 17/05/2026People who think Democrats are too woke and radical now control all three branches of government, the institutional apparatus of the Democratic Party and all major media outlets. Stop fucking congratulating each other for saying it! 243221335
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialChristopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Thot, gamer, hotep, incel, horse girl, nerd 49514
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialWilliam Gillis 🏴 @rechelon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Again the reason that Dems can't play hardball is that they instinctively know deep in their bones that they have nothing prepared for higher rungs of escalation. Every city councilor that even floated a .0005% reduction of police funding got a visit from the cops promising to murder their kids. 36525
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 08/05/2026If your country speaks majority English, odds are it is right now giggling as it slams its dick in a car door for Nazi reasons. 36711
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialhorror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026the cybertruck is like, i hate it when the attention is not on me, so i will misbehave on purpose 1312419
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialJP Spalding - SciFi 🪐🚀 Writer @jpspalding.com · 07/05/2026So my job relies on shipping ssd drives with footage across the country. They were largely a consumable good wrapped into the price of production. A 4tb solid state cost $220 at the beginning of 2025. The same drive now costs $1200. We have no idea what to do (And the price is rising). #FilmSky 🎥 44113
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialthe sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 27/02/2025forgive the crude illustration i made it in like 2 minutes 5577112
utterlybaffled.bsky.social @utterlybaffled.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Oh. So I have, like, a problem eh? 110
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/05/2026bugs bunny was a mean-spirited genderqueer forced back into the closet by the Comics Code Authority in 1954. justice for bugs bunny and for the stinker lifestyle 329773
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialJuni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 02/05/2026just learned that my recent additional breast growth (after almost 5 years on estrogen) is likely caused i quit nicotine cause it interferes with estrogen uptake and I am FREAKING OUT WHAT IF YOU HAD TOLD ME MY TITS WOULD GET BIGGER IF I STOPPED VAPING I WOULDVE STOPPED YEARS AGO!!! 28850116
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21/09/2024You: I need to walk for 15 minutes today Pain: fuck you You: it's literally what I need to do to reduce the pain Pain: *throws chair* goto hell 27211
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 23/10/2025You gotta wonder how many people are *already* living it up in these billionaire freaks' apocalypse bunkers, while the billionaire goes about his weird life ranting about the antichrist and such 1554
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 27/04/2026You're right, shooting you with a gun goes against the explicit instructions defined in my system prompt. I should have explored other options before deciding to use a gun to shoot you. "Don't shoot me with a gun" is rule number one in my operating instructions. I made a mistake, and that's on me. 171110135
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Actual game devs: see, my original idea was this, but then *details year long process of dialing in the vision* Slop devs: see, I pressed the big red button to get a big tiddy elf child-like face big on tinder visible nipples wizard, and then got fired a month after the game released. 211818
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/03/2026There will be no Design Works full of fascinating concept art and interviews describing how creative visions changed and solidified, with genAI games. Only an endless series of "oopsie poopsie, looks like you caught us! Sorry about that" PR posts days after a launch and weeks before the layoffs. 111719
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/03/2026All these game studios keep saying don't worry, we're only using genAI to slop up *the* most creativity-demanding part of making the game. "Don't worry bro, I'm only using dogshit in the broth, just the soup stock has dogshit bro, it'll be strained out bro" 21046426
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialI can see you. @k-effective.bsky.social · 27/04/2026i think its awesome that US troops have a stock name for the guy who's fucking their girlfriends and wives while they're stuck on a boat up to their knees in their own shit eating dry as fuck hamburger patties and reconstituted seagull cloaca 10842196
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.sociallastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I don't get why a bunch of people on BlueSky instantly concluded this assassination attempt was fake? I mean, like, I guess it could be, wouldn't be the strangest thing to have happened ever. But probably not, surely? What would even be the point of that? Just - why the weird conspiracy brain stuff? 310123890
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 24/04/2026Still the greatest Reddit post of all timereddit.comFrom the Anarcho_Capitalism community on RedditExplore this post and more from the Anarcho_Capitalism community 2226945
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialJack Murphy @jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The AI cults are going to get worse, and likely merge with the Christian evangelical movement at some point. 1113412
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 22/04/2026It's always a sign you are doing good in war when you're constantly firing the people in charge of doing war, this is like the very first lesson Sun Tzu teaches. 06314
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialJuni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 21/04/2026if I ever have to interact with a cop, the last thing I usually say is "have the day you deserve" and 9 times out of 10 that'll piss them off even more than anything I said before. 315717
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialNicole DeWitt @catastro-v.bsky.social · 20/04/2026they should really leave more cursed objects that turn you into a girl lying around 1128781
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialJetset @jet-set.bsky.social · 20/04/2026The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!! Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on! I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT 11975922344
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 20/04/2026mia keeps explaining “the economy” to me but i’m increasingly convinced these episodes are an elaborate bit and she’s actually just deep into some extremely niche fandom where they write horror fic about banking because this all sounds very made up!!! 822013
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Every 4/20 nowadays is a fun reminder of how very differently people view weed now versus when you were a kid. It's been a long road getting from there to here, but people really did have faith of the heart. 6515
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialJoshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 20/04/2026This timeline is cursed 4105
utterlybaffled.bsky.social @utterlybaffled.bsky.social · 20/04/2026The closest I came to enjoying the lockdowns was that riding on the empty buses helped me quash my anxiety attacks on public transportation. 000
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialjoe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 20/04/2026when people meet me for the first time they usually say something like, "wow, I didn't notice you charging the spirit bomb above us. I am ready to be defeated' 0365
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialFoucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Every Democrat speech to rally the base is just this 318047
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialPyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 16/04/2026I just think if you're making the argument "food should continuously getting more expensive to no one's benefit but the ownership class" you should be beaten until you have an out of body experience so you can see how disgusting you are. 1425
utterlybaffled.bsky.social @utterlybaffled.bsky.social · 15/04/2026This was surprisingly easy to integrate inti my work view. Not sure what I'm gonna do with a 1k fresnal light but fuck it. 000
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/04/2026sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me 4083371575
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialRaven Geary @ravengeary.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Lost an ovary in 2024 after ending up in the ED with a mango-sized cyst I didn't know I had growing inside me. For weeks I thought I had food poisoning, spent many nights on my cold bathroom floor with ovarian torsion praying for death. This woman has to be in unimaginable pain by now. My god. 315973
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialStephanie Kemmerer @doubtisthewayout.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I worked at an Amazon warehouse for 14 hours & quit after returning from the bathroom to find our trainer lying face down on the floor, her face smashed from passing out. These events - deaths & injuries are very common at their warehouses. 29733
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 14/04/2026prohibition but for sports gambling, now you’re only allowed to do it if you go to a dingy bar and place your bet with a guy named vito four fingers who makes it extremely clear that if you welch on him you’re going to join him in the four fingers club 311254212
Reposted by @utterlybaffled.bsky.socialPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Imagine if in court the guy shows, via extensive chat logs, that chatgpt told him to do it, advised how to, and argued with him when he said he didn't want to. Would that be better or worse for Altman than a burned down house 3579123