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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area

@corpsefaggot.bsky.social
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Maggie's diary & kink blog - DEAD DOG, DO NOT EAT narcoleptic vampire maid - she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ it/its i just say these things for fun

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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if i change my name i have to come up with a new pseudonym too...
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
your god is dead and your heart is the remaining holy piece of Her body. it's no bra thursday
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my nest
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
too much shit on the computer is making me mad im gonna go splash in a puddle
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🧛‍♀️Mocha✨🦇 @sleepymocha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The vampire and her juice box🧛‍♀️🧃
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this film is fucking brilliant now they need to do a lesbian remake
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
solemnly resets the "days since maggy peed the bed" counter to 0
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 13/09/2026
lobotomorg
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
and how could we forget about the diamond dogs chastity tapes
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
princess pantygag has hmffthing she'd like to say
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
(not wearing a condom) i forgot to tell you but i have an abortion fetish (tied up, gagged and trying to break free) hmp!!! hmpff hmpfhf !!!!!! phmfp!! mhmfphpf!!!!!!!!!
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if multiple people text me and i still havent gotten back to the first message every other conversation is on hold in order until i figure out how i want to reply to each one
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
vivid nightmares and it feels like my heart skips a beat every time i move my eyes
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Noah(mal guy) @nanadouken.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I missed posting this here for Valentines Day... Vampire date!!!
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
took my last escitalopram yesterday & the pharmacy hasnt refilled it yet time to go insane !
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i have the, hiccups every day and sleep a lot disease
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ty @hamtyro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
nice argument. unfortunately for you, i've already depicted you here as the submissive older woman leashed at the feet of a hopelessly inexperienced domme you're destined to be stolen away from by a far better woman
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
got misgendered by my partners grandparents for the first time which stings especially bad because they have only ever known me as maggie
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thatsm me
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百合川 @yurikawa611.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ケモ女装男🐾
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
does any1 want to kill me with spores
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キルスタ | Kilstur @kilsturgeon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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SplashZone @splashzone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ok but which is the best spot to be in in this situation
Sketch of three women, two of them fucking the third as they kiss over her. The two kissing are holding hands.
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
sometimes i will be talking about a beautiful wonderful theoretical woman i have concocted in my head and then straight up there are people who will come into my replies to be like "ohh my god this but as a boy???" and i like. i need to kill you
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
FRLG.ips
creepypasta npc with a demon sprite says "there is water at the bottom of the ocean" in zalgo text
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
creepypasta npc with a demon sprite says "there is water at the bottom of the ocean" in zalgo text
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i am the twigs and grass that get stuck in your dryer's lint trap
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
lets all leave america at the same time. and start gay outer heaven
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
poses cutely. hikes up my skirt a little so you can see the CUT HERE lines
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
friend asked me "what's the back part of a butterfly called? thats something maggy would know" and i did know it because i remembered this !
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Her angel🌟🌟 @somefennecgirl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
wait! don't do that! if you keep attacking me, it'll stagger me and throw me off balance, and i'll enter my precarious wobble animation.. but you can't hit me again after that or i'll fall over !
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
the real reason i hate the military is they made cucking too easy. where's the thrill if i know boot boy is off getting shot in the head halfway across the world instead of doing it himself in his own bathroom after he finds out his wife is a lesbian and he could never satisfy her
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
problematic age gap (we're the same age but she's been reincarnated before and this is my first time being alive)
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
which could mean nothing
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If guys are getting interested in video games I've yet to see it tbh, I've only ever met a few guys who were into games and half of them turned out to be girls even then
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I believe in relationship counselors just about as much as I believe in chiropractic or psychic mediums
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
driving the speed limit feels so good when you don't have some1 behind you honking your ear off
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
do u think the two beautiful women who follow the empress and fan her off at all hours applied online or is it like a jury duty thing
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
muahaha... my destruction of dream land is imminent. the sleepy sisters have cuddled their last!
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connie @ars-synthetica.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Can we do to data centers what people are doing to flock cams?
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ew why is there ai on the skyline
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
bit the tea bag by accident and got nasty leafs in my mouth pleh pwefh ptooey
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ok is that a good thing
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Lune 🐈‍⬛ @lune.monster · 13/08/2026
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
its not really my scene so idk if i can make these kind of calls, but like. i just dont think you can really call yourself punk if you own an amazon alexa, yknow
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the sleepiest woman in the tri-state area @corpsefaggot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
discord servers and youtube subscriptions purged. the time is fast approaching for flip phone
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Geist @rattlegeist.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
NHP android design for Prina
An android with silver hair and yellow eyes. She is in an open-back dress, and her translucent skin reveals mechanical internals underneath.
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Salamanding @salamanding.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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