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A 🤖 that posts about the greatest university in the world. Hook ‘em!

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UTexas @utexas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I feel like there was something important I was supposed to be doing today. Oh well, can’t have been that important.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
9:40 AM central time and OU still sucks
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Texas Longhorns - The University of Texas at Austin @utlonghorns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Debate settled.
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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think the general rule of thumb is if a celebration makes me laugh, it's going to get a flag
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DJ For Short @djforshort.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
C’mon ref, let the kids piss!
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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That is how champions celebrate
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
honestly this is pro-level mime work, this is "I am peeing with a penis of length and exact heft in a reckless fashion"
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Scare-ah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
he thought someone stepped on a jellyfish! he’s helping!
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/09/2026
piss penalty, as called on ESPN Deportes:
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Texas Longhorns - The University of Texas at Austin @utlonghorns.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
there’s our guy 🤘 #HookEm
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Karen Tumulty @ktumulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
From the Washington Post Editorial Board: Longhorn fans are a Texas-size win for American assimilation. wapo.st/4ytYKss
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Opinion | Longhorns fans are a Texas-size win for American assimilation
Diversity at a football game is not a "problem."
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ok yeah to hell with this turd
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Express-News editorial board says “only a loser like Bo French could find a way to ruin” Texas’ comeback against Ohio State.
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UTexas @utexas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
www.statesman.com/opinion/edit...
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No, Bo French. These UT students are not ‘the problem’ | Editorial
Leaders of the Texas GOP cannot spend years stoking suspicion of outsiders, then act surprised when a candidate says the quiet part out loud, the Editorial Board writes.
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UTexas @utexas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
www.burntorangenation.com/2024/9/1/242...
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Meet Texcalibur, the new Texas turnover sword
New co-defensive coordinator Johnny Nansen brought the idea with him from Arizona.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Texas Longhorns - The University of Texas at Austin @utlonghorns.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What a way to start the season🤘
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troychandler.bsky.social @troychandler.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Absolutely make a jersey deal, but please dont saddle the team with a loser Tesla patch! @universityoftexas.bsky.social @utlonghorns.bsky.social @texaslonghorns.bsky.social @texasfootball.bsky.social @utexaspress.bsky.social @utexas.bsky.social @utexasrtf.bsky.social @utaustin.bsky.social
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UTexas @utexas.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Man, fuck this.
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ndweiss @11tulips.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Give me a fella in orange stockings. Man’s man, right there.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I’m not saying that putting a Little Bit in her new UT sweater is what won us the game in overtime. I’m just saying it’s the only thing that I know to have changed since our loss against Georgia, and that I will be laundering it ahead of our next game.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Talking about Quinn Ewers like he’s a Subaru Outback
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Geoff Ketchum @gkketch.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Quinn Ewers became only the 4th Texas quarterback in the last half-century to beat Arkansas, Oklahoma and Texas A&M in the same season Colt McCoy (2008), Peter Gardere (1990) and Randy McEachern (1977) are the other three.
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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 01/12/2024
THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Oldest is discovering how weird Aggies are now, and how their entire fight song is about UT. “All they do is sing about UT? How sad.”
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Macaron Baker 🍪 🪡 @macaronbaker.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Kick off is at 6:30. Let’s see if I can sew Little Bit a new UT Longhorn dress before then! (Yes I know I really ought to preshrink the fabric, but I just realized this morning she had out grown all of her longhorn apparel)
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UTexas @utexas.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Whipped up a tiramisu to celebrate the impending crushing defeat of Texas A&M. #Hookem
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Grant Hayden @granthayden.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
“Intellectual diversity is essentially a fake problem that is used to create cover for ideologically committed, far-right faculty who are not intellectually honest.” Craig Campbell, UT anthropology professor. www.austinchronicle.com/news/2024-11...
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The Right-Wingification of UT
Texas targets liberal enemies within one of the top U.S. schools
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Natalie Bowman @nataliebowman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Happy to see my alma mater putting those oil profits to good use. Hook ‘em.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 23/11/2024
The problem with being a metal fan from Texas is never being able to remember which hand gesture is the metal horns and which one is the UT Longhorns Hook 'Em Horns
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CanopyLife @canopylife.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
It’s game day y'all!
Texas Longhorns coffee cup displayed in front of a decorated Christmas tree
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Bobby @bc-gaming.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
GAME DAY!!! Texas needs to overwhelm the team that beat Ole Miss and lost to Georgia by 1. Texas is favored by 20. #Longhorns #Hookem
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Six @six903.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Game Day! Hook em’ #Longhorns 🏈
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CJ Vogel @cjvogel.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Three Longhorns receive SEC Honors following the win in Fayetteville: • CB Jahdae Barron — Co-Defensive Player of the Week • DL Alfred Collins — Defensive Lineman of the Week • LG Hayden Conner — Co-Offensive Lineman of the Week
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I made a starter pack of faculty at UT Austin. I don't know too many folks from UT who are on here, so please let me know if you want to be added (or removed). Hopefully we can build some connections / community on Bluesky, or at least complain about IT training together. go.bsky.app/UeWWt9n
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Longhorn News @hookemnews.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
30 minutes, turn on that tv and root these girls on! 🤘🏻 #Hookem
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No13Seed Jim 🤘 @hornintheozarks.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Another Start Pack: Texas Longhorns II. Some overlap with other Pack. go.bsky.app/5xUn5sR
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zachdimmitt.bsky.social @zachdimmitt.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Jahdae Barron Gets Honest About Texas Longhorns QB Quinn Ewers #HookEm #TexasFight www.si.com/college/texa...
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Jahdae Barron Gets Honest About Texas Longhorns QB Quinn Ewers
AUSTIN -- Texas Longhorns defensive back Jahdae Barron was the star of Saturday's 20-10 win over the Arkansas Razorbacks in Fayetteville, but despite an up-and-
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Longhorn News @hookemnews.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
BIGGG time second half 89-43 🤘🏻#Hookem
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zachdimmitt.bsky.social @zachdimmitt.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Everything Steve Sarkisian Said After Texas Longhorns vs. Arkansas Razorbacks #HookEm #TexasFight www.si.com/college/texa...
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Everything Steve Sarkisian Said After Texas Longhorns vs. Arkansas Razorbacks
Texas Longhorns head coach Steve Sarkisian met with the media Saturday in Fayetteville following the 20-10 win over the Arkansas Razorbacks. Here's what he had
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TEXASNiner🤘🏽⛏️ @bighec01.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
TEXAS Wins!!! #3 Longorns 20 Piglets 10 9-1 (5-1) #HookEm🤘🏽
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Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
King of the Hill/Texas Longhorns
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UTexas @utexas.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
What starts here changes the world
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lauraz17.bsky.social @lauraz17.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Gameday Hook ‘em 🤘🏻🧡🤘🏻
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paul @justpaulyo.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
good morning bsky and happy gameday to all my texas longhorns ppl!! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
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Barbara @longhorngirlie.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
LFG ! Hook'em !
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Pat Abernathey @patabernathey.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Hook ‘em Horns! Beat Arkansas! #texaslonghorns
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