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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

mmmmm, pop tarts....

NC State fan in red hoosie with phone in hand wearing a large Pop Tart box on his head upside down over a baseball hat

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Where are the 8 for Texas 8-4 this year

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When both of your rivals need to bench their quarterbacks, but don’t really have another option…

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The Sopranos: Tony Soprano Smoking Cigar

ALT: The Sopranos: Tony Soprano Smoking Cigar

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Taylor did make everyone pay attention to the bad burnt orange album again. Rly makes you wonder if that’s why Arch looked like shit today.

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

These two teams were holding knives to each others’ throats for the last 2 minutes

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

hitting the PENALTY button in Texas/Tennessee like the airhorn button in a reggaeton song

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Why didn’t anyone tell Arch to brush his hair before his composite picture

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Offense looked pretty sharp first quarter and kind of dogass ever since, I have no explanation

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We are the worst best team in the country

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

USA vs Kentucky is a 1968 supreme court decision striking down a state's ability to use humans as construction zone traffic cones

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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

you can't simulate use of the restroom anymore, because of woke

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

WOKENESS RUN AMOK IN KNOXVILLE

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DJ For Short @djforshort.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

C’mon ref, let the kids piss!

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026

Idk what's happening but the broadcast going directly from "look at this guy whose presence during football games fucks up the audio in the stadium" to the audio being fucked up is really great TV

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It is so so so fucking funny that the most famous person in the world is Kevin Durant in a popstar’s body

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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

No way did the Hinojosa get the Jan 6 attendee into a ad

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DCTBlackwell @dctblackwell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A serious gunshot wound to the torso and they didn’t even keep him overnight in the hospital, but instead released him to ICE custody? The family doesn’t even know where he is or in what condition he’s in physically. How is this even legal?

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My sister just said “is it Tait with an I or Taint with no N?”

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

since the beginning it's been clear that it's pretty cool to hear the Mannings break down what NFL QBs are thinking in real time and pretty dull to hear the Mannings ask the star of the newest Marvel movie a joke question that somebody else wrote while a football game plays in the background

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good kid DAAD city @thenumptydance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

a great team could come back by scoring 3 unanswered tds in the 4th quarter but some teams are just built different.

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not so easy to not suck shit against Kentucky is it!!!!!

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Huge two weeks of college football specifically for my family, who are fans of orange teams who had scored only field goals going into halftime

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’ve begun talking to a gentleman suitor who is a Carolina fan and he just texted me “we need a fucking quarterback” does this man like me

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Just learned this QB’s name is spelled Tait. Much to process.

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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 19/09/2026

I made this image 5 years ago

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My brother’s band is doing a gig at a private event for a fraternity’s parents weekend so my sister and I came to see him play and my brother got on the mic and said “shoutout to my sisters, they want someone to get them a drink, does anyone wanna go buy them a drink”

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Starting to have some Thoughts some of which make me want to file my teeth into points, about how at this point Arch is looking like a 90th percentile man for the baseline courtesy of offering an apology, even though he’s the one who fucked up in the first place

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is what I went with thank you gang

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

how do I categorize the transaction I made on Saturday when I paid the Etsy witch so we would win in my budget

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I just showed my bestie a picture of the Bumble man of the hour and she tried so hard to remain neutral and pleasant she started coughing

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The chiefs might be good again

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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What chief is Tom Cruise dating

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Real bad and dumb that he said it, real REAL bad that the room laughed, I bet he got chewed out the moment he left the room and will apologize very soon, if this is the worst thing he ever does or says he’ll probably turn out alright

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

IDK what his politics are or how he treats women, but it was dumb for him to say what he did and it's dumb that he and his buddies are passing around these kinds of videos and it's dumb that the reporters laughed along with him Just a whole lot of stupid decisions in one 19 second clip

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Jasmine Crockett showed up at a Chris Brown concert and gave him an award btw

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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We would be better off as a society if every delusional billionaire with a God complex devoted his life to running the Dallas Cowboys.

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It’s so embarrassing to make Jaxson Dart look cool

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It’s really weird to me that people are so quick to trot out jokes about Sark relapsing

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Sara Cannon @saracannon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The funniest thing that happened tonight was that I said something to this effect out loud and the poor woman in OSU gear right next to me was so troubled that I seemed to believe it. When we won she hugged me and said “Never let evil win!! You have to believe!!”

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