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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 2h

oh well if you word it like that, I guess tha- (interrupting sound of 172 poorly tuned tubas playing flight of the bumblebees)

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

throwing up a cupped ear celly after a *gifted* penalty is crazy work, have a modicum of shame

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

see, as little as we’ve gotten to use it of late, this is why my favorite spirit chant is “we want another one, just like the other one” cause we most definitely certainly absolutely want THREE

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“[Y]ou wonder whether the various statues outside the Etihad Stadium — David Silva, Vincent Kompany and so on — would be better if posed with their hands placed across their eyes.” a masterclass of a piece, pure poetry

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

seeing a grown man pissing in the alley behind the office, then almost run you over with an e-bike as he rushes back to deliver DoorDash really kinda kills the need to get anything delivered ever again

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🫵 terminal lack of ball knowledge alert by Eric 🫵

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Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

looking back at the decades we spent living in City's world and realising: yes, that funny feeling was real; yes, the strange unease you felt when you realised the club reporting colossal commercial revenues had no cultural presence anywhere was real; you weren't crazy, it was always all fake

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

yeah so what you’re gonna do, you’re gonna take those sanctions you were gonna hand down, triple them, then double that number

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

that gets called OPI it’s a pick and I win my fantasy game GODDAMMIT

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I mean this in the most charitable way I can muster: if these recruitment changes aren’t fixing our inability to score or close out matches, the next change comes in the technical area. Fucking embarrassing.

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“this is not a swimming pool” is a hard chant to do when it’s *still fucking raining*

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

we’re going to the 13th St Krispy Kreme and putting hands in the cash register 🐊🐊🐊

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

one must imagine Sisyphus dry and comfortable at a 2026 spirit match

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

you’ll never sing that, you’ll never sing thaaaat, 70 yard coffin corner punt to end the half, you’ll never sing that

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

seeing Tebow on my screen, I just really want to spend 15 grand on a class about how to sell real estate (for Jesus)

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

see the problem here is that he was *too* open

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

that is a *thunderous* move back you suck on broadcast, goddamn

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 23/09/2026

New Mexico State medical staff trying out some bold new methods

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@SeminoleKJ
Can't believe this is how the Aggies handle muscle cramps!!

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

hey wonder if Arch is gonna apologize to Holly Rowe while he’s literally right in front of her (we know the answer)

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

that’s a Certified Jawaan Taylor False Start™️

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

haven’t watched a second of England/Spain, either if the two England goals count as “Hmm, Dave woulda saved that?”s?

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

oh that was a *grown man run* by Beebe, good gawd

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

as someone who whinges about 95% of commercials, let Danny DeVito do as many Jersey Mike’s commercials as he wants for as long as he wants

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Danny DeVito: Now That's Lit (Its Always Sunny)

ALT: Danny DeVito: Now That's Lit (Its Always Sunny)

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Aaron Lerner @aaronclerner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It seems unlikely Manchester City will be punished in a way that adequately addresses almost a decade of systemic cheating used not only to win silverware but also to build an illegitimate foundation as a platform for continued success. But this is a modicum of vindication.

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

as a born raised and graduated Gator, Timothy is heading for super-mega-ultra hell

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

this seems like a really great time for me to announce my run for president on the single issue platform of making everyone who’s ever done an ad for Kalshi and everyone who’s done an ad for polymarket fight in an arena until we don’t have to worry about it anymore

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Alexa, play September by Earth, Wind, and Fire, max volume 💠

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

imagine listening to Gator Great Chris Collinsworth for an entire half of football instead of watching Peak

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

AJ Brown Myles Garrett Michael Pittman Jr. RJ Harvey Jayden Daniels if anyone really wants to put a hex on a player they hate, please let me know and I’ll add them to my fantasy team, the situation will be rectified quickly

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“DJ Durkin is a guy who is known for bringing pressure” is an INSANE thing to say btw

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

there’s 11 gators and a Nole in my fantasy league, so safe to say that Jadan Baugh is going 1.01 next season

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when the espn crew is siding with the gators on matters of penalties and replay overturns, you know shit’s egregious

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

taking the whistle away from this referee and giving it back when he shows he can go two minutes without it

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

“It’s been talked about this week, could this team go unbeaten all season?” who, whom, whomst the fuck said that, 1) I do not believe a single human being has said this and 2) if they did they should be sent to the stocks post haste

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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

none of this made sense until Keir Starmer showed up on screen, this now tracks

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